Your favorite woman from history and why.

>>2896230

>husband got killed by some asshole drevlians
>they try to court her so they can take over her kingdom and land (kievan rus)
>asswipes initially send twenty of their best men to persuade her
>she buried them alive
>she bamboozles the asswipe prince and fake an acceptance of the proposals
>asks for their strongest men to guard her caravan
>that night when they arrive, she locks them in a bathhouse and sets fire to the building
>finally invites the rest of the asswipes to a funeral feast and gets them drunk
>Olga's soldiers murder five thousand of them in their drunken stupor
>end up laying siege to the asswipe's remaining city/town/etc
>they beg for mercy, and Olga asks for some pidgeons and sparrows from each house in the village
>drevlians are more than happy to comply, thinking they got off scot-free
>Olga, with her fuckload of birds, instructs her army to tie string, sulfur, and cloth to the legs of each of the birds
>sets the cloth+sulfur on fire, and releases them at night
>birds, like the fuckwits they are return to their nests in the villager's homes
>every single fucking home is on fire now, and no one can put them out
>Olga comes in, catches the fleeing villagers, and killed or enslaved them

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>>2896246
>massacre helpless villagers
>get cannonized as a saint by orthodox church
They truly deserved every horror they suffered by the Tatars

>>2896246
>asswipes initially send twenty of their best men to persuade her
>asks for their strongest men to guard her caravan
>finally invites the rest of the asswipes to a funeral feast and gets them drunk
Why is your favourite woman from history a cute girl who bullies retards?

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, damn I'm stupid. Fool me three times, what the fuck is wrong with me?

>>2896230
ching shih
baddest pirate in all of history so far, had her own harem and a fleet that would make blackbeard shit his pants and beg for mercy

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>>2896230
I'm gonna have to go with Jefferson Davis, that lass gives a mean BJ with a pistol to her head

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>>2896230
Got that primary sauce:
http://www2.stetson.edu/~psteeves/classes/rusprimaryolga.html

>Constantine greets her as a daughter
>She's flattered
>Constantine wants to marry and have some fuk
>She asks if all Greeks bang their daughters
>keks are her smart ass remarks and lets her return home with honor

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Anyone Eva Green plays in a movie desu.

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>>2896558
>you will never fight Saracens for her

>>2896561
>You will never cover for her fuck up and retain your honor
ftfy

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>>2896558

If only she were a little more attractive

>>2896230
Yass queen slayy

Ii Naotora was pretty cool.

>>2896246
>it's a "I trust historical meme" episode.
Idk which is worst, this one or the cossacks' letter

>>2896573
This movie was fucking hilarious

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Æthelflæd lady of Mercia, daughter of Alfred and slayer of Danes.

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>>2896835

I don't suppose you have seen season 2 of The Last Kingdom...

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>>2896841
I have not unfortunately.

>>2896841
Those helmets look retarded.

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>tfw no more qt tsars since her

>anyone but the Virgin Mary
now that's what I call heresy

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>>2896848

Oh, well she falls in love with a danish prince or some shit but he dies.

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>>2896872
>tfw I realized Civ IV is a video game

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>>2896884
Oh it's the one where they made Alfred swarthy and put a fleur-de-lis on his crown. Sorry not interested.

>Rand acknowledged Aristotle as her greatest influence[127] and remarked that in the history of philosophy she could only recommend "three A's"—Aristotle, Aquinas, and Ayn Rand.[128]

>>2896439
This

>>2896230
Your mom

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>>2896841
>Square shields