>your favorite historical figure goes to a bar What'll it be?

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>>2892966
a Bloody Mary

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I imagine Bass Reeves, deputy US marshal in Indian Territory, would've ordered something like a pint of Choc. http://www.drunkard.com/strange-brews-choctaw-beer/

>>2892984
You win.

>Alexander the Great
A literal bowl of wine please

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>>2892966
One Molotov cocktail, ole killti

>>2892966
>Genghis Khan
A bowl of fermented mare's milk and a Stacy kidnapped against her will

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House wine.

>>2893392

He used a hunting rifle, not molotovs. Also he's a Finn, so the correct answer is
>one gallon of vodka please

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>>2892966
>Just a fanta for me, thanks

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something something brandy i'm so western lmao

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ahemm....a cup of tea

>>2893497
>the literal alcoholic prime minister
>tea
get it together. whiskey, straight.

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the GOAT

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>>2893564
>the literal alcoholic prime minister

*blocks your path*

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>>2892966
ARYAN BLOOD

>>2893700
*debates you drunk while starting a fight*
Wins debate