What was his fucking problem?

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>>2891630
He broke the game

>>2891630
I think 4chan is based off of his philosophy

>>2891630
That's just it. He had no problem.

Alex stood in his sun.

I like to imagine that Alexander was like that snapchat catgirl that wrote "I showed you my dick, now answer me".

>>2891630
anybody have the barrel maker greentext where he has to sell himself into slavery?

>>2891653
It was actually elliot rodgers that said that, she just stole it

>>2891656
He didn't, he was captured. When he was sold they asked him what his job was. He replied, my job is to be a master of men. Then he said, if anyone needs a master of men, please buy me.

He was bought and the guy treated him nice and he imposed all sorts of great wisdom on the dude (according to sextus impericus at least)

>>2891717
No no no, the barrel maker, not Diogenes himself.

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>>2891630
BEHOLD

>>2891630
Didn't have a big enough mixing bowl

>>2891709
Did 4chan catfish him?
Is that why he shot those people
[apoiler] how shitty are you you can't even get a rifle to kill people

>>2893067
Cho did alright

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>>2891630
> What was his fucking problem?

the hypocrisy

Proto-NEET

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Aw yeah, saving up all them Diogenes memes payed off.

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He was a man possessed by kek, I could imagine him as a patron saint of this site.

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How would an actual cynic act and behave today?
Probably locked away like a stray dog.

>>2891630
He was the most enlightened fellow that ever graced the face of ancient greece.
>>2895100
Probably like punks.

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>>2893043
DELETE THIS

>>2894717
Hypocrisy was a part of what made him funny, you ape.

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>>2893043
Reeeeeee. I'm an important philosopher who must be taken seriously. Reee

>>2895100
gg allin

Did he really exist, or is he just someone later generations made up/embellished about in order to indirectly make fun of other philosophers.

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the first and only übermensch

>>2891630

None.

People presented the problems upon him

>>2895252
"Bite it, you scum" - Diogenes

'Were I not Alexander, I would wish to be Diogenes.'