It's a condition where you can't spend even a moment in the sunlight or in a tanning bed.
>>2882332
Often called "moon children."
>>2882332
Did he have ocular albinism?
>>2882332
Why was his neck so much lighter than his face?
>>2882348
Because it's a poorly colorized black and white photo.
>>2882332
No, because he would have looked like this woman with a severe form after all those outdoor rallies.
>>2882332
He looks about the same color as every other man in Germany, so no.
>>2882634
PS: I see "Little Adi" again in that picture. It can't just be a "random wrinkle" in his pants.
>>2882614
I hope my face never gets like that! I think I'd rather die!
>>2882638
Why would the tallest man in the world at one time have a penis not much bigger than Hitler's?
>>2882332
No, but he did have a farting disease. Imagine being around him with constantly BRAAAAP sounds, and you just have to keep your poker face.
Can this retard be banned already?
>>2883433
I keep coming back.
>>2882816
It looks like it was long and thin.
These threads are funny I hope they become a meme so I can post screenshots of them on /r/4chan for upboats
>>2882332
Did Hitler have eunectes murinus morphus? It's a condition where you turn into an anaconda.
>>2882816
RIP
>>2885048
pretty sure thats a viper
>>2886861
Apparently not.
>>2882816
I wonder why he died so young?
>>2882332
If I didn't know better, I'd think he was reaching for his thing.
>>2887691
You can't always tell how BLUE his eyes were.
>>2887691
That doesn't even look like the real Hitler. Maybe it was a different person?
>>2888347
My phone suspects that it's him but isn't 100% sure.
>>2882332
Why does no one care that he sometimes poo pooed in his pants?
>>2889015
Why does no one care???
>>2889038
Damnit WHY??????!
>Poop poop poop!
>Poop poop poop!
Why does no one care that the combination of his:
1. Parkinson's Disease
2. Ulcerative Colitis
3. Meteorism
4. Psychosomatic Diarrhea
5. Anxiety
6. Drug Addiction
7. Chronic Lung Problems
8. Possible Spina Bifida
Occasionally worked together in such a way that he lost control of his stool before he could go to his bathroom and remove his excessive clothing? (Hint: he wasn't wearing sweat pants with a port-o-john a few feet away at all times.)
Why does no one care???
>>2889506
From a Spina Bifida website, thought the condition is not proven:
"The nerves that run through the spinal cord also control the bowel and the sphincter muscles that keep stools in the bowel.
Many people with spina bifida have limited or no control over their sphincter muscles and have bowel incontinence.
Bowel incontinence often leads to periods of constipation followed by episodes of diarrhoea or soiling."
>>2889574
Still no one cares?
>>2890247
Why?
>>2882332
His skin tone was a little darker than mine in some pictures.
>>2891317
Why is his face a little swarthy in comparison to my finger?
>>2891845
Why is he just a tad bit darker than I am? I like him being the way he is, but why do you think he isn't fair complected like a white Barbie without a tan?
Wow, now that's robbing the cradle!!!
>>2891877
No they don't have shoes.
Why does Ken look female whereas Hitler, albeit shorter, is correctly read as male?
>>2891909
Why?
>>2891909
because ken is a fucking faggot