ITT: History's greatest larpers

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>Turks are the master race! Embrace Pan-Turkism!
>t. Albanian

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>>2876811
>ISIS

>>2876794
How was Hitler not a German?

>>2876833
he was jewish

>>2876833
He was an Austrian

>>2876833
he was a jewish austrian

>>2876794
To give credit where it's due, Hitler himself disliked the 'we were everything' contingent. There's quotes where you can tell he's visibly embarrassed by Himmler's behaviour(although why he kept him around at all I don't know)

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>>2876858
>Austrians are not German

>>2876913

That's right.

>>2876924
That's wrong. The Austrian national identity is historical, not cultural or ethnic. It's a Belgium-tier fake nation

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>>2876924
You know that until the end of WW2, Austrians was viewed by others and themselves as German.
It is only when the idea of a "Greater Germany" became controversial that the idea of a separate "Austrian" ethnicity started to take form.

Only because modern Austrians don't identify as Germans does not make them less so, in the same way that if I say that i'm X (other animal than human) does not make me less human.

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>>2876811

how bout that fag T.E. Lawrence
cant post pics butt fuck that guy

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>>2876946
>>2876951

Yeah, it wasn't like the Austrian Habsburg monarchy was a major power in its own right for centuries or the Hungarian Empire never existed. Austria was always just part of Germany.

>>2876794
a shekel for a good goy

>>2876794
He was gay!

>>2876833
Hitler saying "we" when speaking of the German people (himself included) is like those sports fans who say "we" when referring to their favorite team.

>>2876794
Hurr durr we wuz genghis khan

>>2876913
Nice try Bismark

>>2877041
>>2879919
>>2876858
Austria is only politically separate, they can are the same Alemmani-derived High Germans as those in Bavaria.

It's like saying American WASPs and Canadian WASPs are separate ethnicity.

>>2876794
No Mosley yet? Come on /his/

>>2876827
this makes me rage

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>>2877041
Nice straw man, I was talking about the Austrian people, not the kingdom/empire/nation (which btw was part of the HRE, which was a forerunner of the German nation) they reside in. Also I hope you realise that the idea of one German people is older than Germany( the modern nation state).
When the idea of German unification became popular, Austria was one of two states that was vying for the role as unifier of the German people, the other one being Prussia.
This is all quite common knowledge, but I suppose you're not that interested in history.

>>2876951
>other animal than human
The word animal exists so we can distinguish ourselves from other living creatures you dumb atheist.

>>2879973
>American WASPs

they still exist?

>>2880467
We're few in number but we're still here.

t. An American who's family goes back to the Mayflower

>AYO WE WUZ IRANIANS
The leader of G*rmany everybody

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>>2880459
Are you seriously triggered because I didn't use the word "living creatures" instead? Great apes (Homo Sapiens etc) are a type of animal you fucking dingus, or did you think we came from sand?
t. non-atheist

>>2881109
>because I didn't use the word "living creatures" instead
The issue is that like most atheists you ignore the fact that the word animal exists so we can distinguish ourselves from other living creatures. It's "humans and animals", not this idiotic "humans and other animals" in a non-scientific context.

>>2876879
>(although why he kept him around at all I don't know)

Probably because he knew he needed people just as, if not more autistic than himself to buy into his shit.

>>2881522
>It's "humans and animals", not this idiotic "humans and other animals" in a non-scientific context.

"Humans and other animals" is still correct inas casual setting. What's the issue here?

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>WE WUZ GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE AND SHIET
>WE WUZ DESCENDANTS OF THE 12 TRIBES OF JUDAH AND SHIET

>>2880467
Yes

t. WASP

>>2881713
You know that's a greek, right?

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>>2881807
Let [[[him]]] live in his fantasy world.

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>>2881807
>Greeks cannot be Jew

Let me guess, these are Greeks too?

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>>2881812
>Khazarian, Ashkenazi Jews are descendants of David and the Tribes of Judah

WE

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>>2882022
>post pics of inbred haredis

Wow you showed (((them)))

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>>2882029
>2017
>believing in a communist kike theory invented by jews as a way to distance themselves from christ-killers even though there is no linguistic or genetic evidence in favor of it and yiddish has aramaic, hebrew and latin roots but no turkish roots whatsoever

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2882037
fuck off. modern day jews have no connection to the ancient Israelites whatsoever. not only that, jews aren't even semites. Palestinians are though. plus you're cherrypicking, no jews look like that. it's a scientific fact that white features are considered the most attractive.

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>>2882037
>>2881812
How do goys even compete?

I believe everything I read on the internet, I am also a moron and have no ability to think for myself.

6m

>>2882029
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jews#Genetic_origins

>>2882053
>it's a scientific fact
Cringe.

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>>2882053
AHAHAHAHA.

>>2882065
What's wrong with his abs?

>>2882561
I think he was just turning his torso to face the camera.

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>>2882561
(((They))) are deformed creatures