/his/ memes

Finno-Korean Hyper War

>>2857660
Not a meme when it actually happened.

>h
>r
>e

>>2857680

This is what tankies actually believe

>>2857683
I mean it's more credible than some sort of evil jewish cospiracy so it's ok.

>>2857932
underrated

>>2857685
>American plains culture.
>Ancient.
Kek.

>>2857682
DELET

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>>2857954
what the fuck is this
you brought one of my memes from /mbg/ here?

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>>2858103
/mbg/ memes are basically /his/ memes.

>>2857958
delet this

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>>2858115
i guess
cheers for spreading the memes about lad

>>2857939
Southerner here, I laffed.

Someone post the Stirner trolley problem

>>2857934
too soon

>>2857973
my favorite panel was always the shaky retard

>>2857964
There should be a Chinese qt from Macau on the left

>>2857973
Anyone have more of these? I've only seen 3 version total including this one but I crave more

>>2857950
explain

>>2857671
It fucking didn't you goddamned retard. It's just bullshit made to make fun of those ridiculous “we'd been star trek if it weren't for Christianity”. It's not real.

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>>2857656

>>2859109
do it again bomber harris!

>>2858952
All the genoicdes they natived

>>2859109
Sow terrors into the hearts of the eternal Prussian once more, my dear Flight Commander Harris

>>2857958
2 soon muhfug

>>2857698
This is what tankies actually believe

>>2859109
absolutely fucking based

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Anybody have the screencap of
>They don't teach the Roman Empire at our local school

Then do what every sane person would do, and burn it to the ground.

>>2858978
t. american middle schooler thinking he knows history

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>>2857939

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fresh OC

>>2859756
As if. I'm a full blooded swede with all the wisdom that comes with the genes, and I think I'd known if Finland ever was something more than Swedish clay. You're just some damned Tuvan shithead that thinks he's better than everyone else.

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>>2859958
Well meme'd.

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>>2859993
>>2858978
>being this much in denial
You should be happy that the great Pekka Khan does not smite you for your insolence, Sven.

>>2859721
Seconded because curious

>>2858859
bump

>>2860029
thanks its my first /his/ me-me :^)

>>2858952
They killed A LOT of natives

>>2857680
>tfw had land before Stalin collectivized it
damn commie

>>2857958
kek mind if I save this?

>>2860263
It's all yours!

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>>2860288

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>>2860293

>>2858077
what's the second flag?

>>2857670
Some made good choices and ended up in Uruguay/Argentina.

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the meme is germany

>>2860329
imperial russia?

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>>2858085

>>2858990
I never got this maymay, what is this "gospel fanfic" they are talking about?

>>2859266
Dresden has never been in Prussia

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>>2859361

>>2858978
Really? Everyone knows the Ural offensive is etched into our collective unconciousness. Just like how the white race was bred by the Wewuz kingdoms to replace all the casualties that the Finns received before Yakub used them as his personal army his mad attempt to conquer the world. And don't forget all the emotions the Koreans repressed like Hwang or how both empires used interdimensional travel and explored the multiverse for allies

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OC

christ these are reddit

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>>2860790

>>2860797
I always wonder if these /his/ humour cringe threads are just made by 1 or 2 people or if the board really is that bad.

>>2860852
Every board has one or two 9gaggers who start these threads to farm content.

>>2860807
>tfw you see china

>>2857656

>>2857684
this is great

>>2860797
Lol well you would know haha

>>2858551
>historia civilis

>>2861266
Nice

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>>2857656

>>2857939

>Gadsen Flag
>Confederate

Nope

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>>2857656

>>2858978
Wow look at this retard
If you can't see whats obviously the truth you need to gb2 school

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>>2858666
>Chinese
>qt

pick one.

Also nice satanic trips.

>>2861615
Most of those tanks were experimental and never saw actual combat.

>>2858023

as in still in ancient era tech wise

>>2857973
Literally the best /his/ meme

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/his/ BTFO

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>>2861783

>>2857680
So the meme that commies can't into memes isn't meme at all.

>>2861414
Too soon...

>>2861671

The Tiger I and II,Elefant,Jagdtiger,Jagdpanther,Stupa IV,Sturmtiger and Panther never saw combat?

>>2862083
this happened over a century ago

>>2858115
ZoZ

Rhodok pride calradia wide

>>2860797
what is reddit ?

>>2860807
>Italy darker than Turkey
kek

>>2861783
>Germany fought WWII completely by itself with no Allies

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>>2857942
Stay mad peasant cucks.

>>2860852
OP here, stop whining

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>>2860462
By far the smartest man in Germany.

>>2857973
>triarii!

goodnight my sides

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>>2860807
heh

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Fresh

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>>2859376
>>2857934

I'm fucking creasing myself here lads.

>>2857685
What

>>2862660
fire water

>>2857942
Lost

/r/ing the meme about the Byzantine victories against the Arabs

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>>2857656
Throwback Thursday

>>2860217
shame your family didn't die in siberia phamalam

>>2862399
are you the autistic swede?

>>2862737
cute

playmobile tercios when?

>>2862636

Fucking hypocrites

>>2862873

sorry, it's at least 120 years late for you to whine about it

>>2862656
>Reportedly, Samuil made the classic strategical mistake of not doing a single intelligent thing
Absolute top kek

>>2862882

Anglo genetics I suppose...

HOT OFF THE PRESSES

In World War One no side was morally superior. Each country who participated went to war with the goal of territorial gain in mind. The European empires especially were so ready to fight eachother before the war anyways and used the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand as an excuse to start hostilities.
The real tragedy is to think about this then think about the soldiers who had to fight their leaders' wars. With the case of Germany, each individual in the army (like all the other participating nations) was just a regular person who had a life at home, friends and family. Then to pile them all together and remove their humanity by demonizing the actions of their government is absolutely appauling. The same case can be made for the vast majority of soldiers of the Wehrmacht in WWII who had no personal involvement in the Nazi party. Just regular people fighting for their country.
As far as this movie goes, using the first World War and making the same charicterizations that Allied propoganda made during the war upset me, as it blurs once again our understanding of the people we fought in a war that the average person knows very little of.

>>2862970
>>2862970
anyone who willingly takes up arms for the bourgeoisie deserve to be called out for being a cuck. but you're right in that they were just regular people with regular feeling and dreams.
makes me sad to think about desu

>>2863001
>anyone who willingly takes up arms for the bourgeoisie deserve to be called out for being a cuck.
oh pipe down, they took up arms for their countrymen

>>2863029
yes sure i'm not saying they weren't deceived to believe they fought for something else but when you get down to it they fought for the ruling classes ambitions.

>>2857939
I'm confused.

What French flag doing here?

>>2857973
>germanic dindu intensifies

>>2858978
How can anyone be this ignorant about basic human history. Our education system is so disgusting and fucked up if THIS is the state it's in

>>2860797
>humor is "reddit"
explain this meme to me
how can something "be" reddit?

>>2862568
>Germany fought WWII completely by itself with no Allies
Pretty much yeah
everyone on /his/ likes to shit on italy and japan for having shit military
nice try moving the goalpost tho

>>2857682
>t. MSZP

>>2858126
>two watches
You are a fucking looter

>>2863661
is that what that is?
i always thought they were german soldiers taking the flag down

>>2863688
Well now you know.

Funny thing is, when the picture was to be released to the public in the Soviet Union, they had it edited to remove one of the watches from the guy's wrist so the Soviet soldiers wouldn't look like looters.

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>>2857680
Oh great, it's the enlightened "traditional" gommunist again

>>2862584
Saved.

WE WUZ Hannibal sneaking into the second panel is a nice touch.

>>2860765
Now make one with Middle Kingdom Egypt and the Hittites

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>>2860890

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I made some OC

>>2864088
I like this one

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>>2858859

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>>2857656

>>2861783
Any country could have started a massive war and dragged it out for years.

Go away /pol/, you're fucking retarded.

>>2861783
Vietnam actually won against French and American while being smaller than Germany. I guess Vietnamese are the master race.

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>>2857965
l-link?

>>2864964
Would have been better with university instead of college

Gotta say, heated shot classes were a blast

this is all facebook tier can you please leave you faggots

>>2863580
But saying Germany had no allies is moving goalposts

>>2863728
Kim got bored of shitposting on /pol/

>>2857684
Bottom right is missing Luther.

>>2857973
>segementata
delet this

>>2858952
Ptobably their naval battles against pooinloos, where they killed thousands, and in one occasion, didn't get even a single wound

>>2860288
saved

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>>2857656
Does the /his/ suffering chart counts as a meme?
By the way when are going to finish it?

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>>2860790

>>2863661
>>2863715
Isn't the official story that it's a wrist compass?

>>2861266
I was thought that the Jesus is lord thing at the end was true.

>>2862737
Münster Anabaptists Rebellion play set when?

>>2862837
Who the hell is this?

>>2862672
>I haven't read the New Testament
>I don't know anything about the Roman Empire
gb2/pol/

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>>2863748

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>>2862645
>dat granny

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>>2857656

>>2860797
Define "reddit"!

>>2866156
>Carthage in top right corner
Keksius Maximus!

>>2866459
Christians definitely believe might is right

>>2866643
So?

>>2866204
Ottomans.

>>2858233
>Hitler with Roehm
Fucking why?

>>2866965
Fucking love this one

>>2866998
Aight, it's a great one

>>2863325
Nice facebook-tier meme faggot

>>2867035
Fuck me please

>>2862970
But there were countless first-hand accounts of regular Wehrmacht soldiers commiting war crimes. The Clean Wehrmacht myth has been debunked time and time again.

>>2866076
>Split from corrupt religion causing pope and emperor to sperg out
>Sees rising conflicts and tries to calm situation down
>Conflict errupts anyway but only in the HRE
>Rulers of other European nations join because why not
>Shit goes down almost exclusively in the HRE
>400 years later sperglords in their undwear claim he destroyed Europe

Fuck off

>>2857939
> Gadsden
> Confederate

>>2867218
>>Split from corrupt religion causing pope and emperor to sperg out

It's the Protestants who started the religious violence organising the German Peasants' War and sacking Rome in 1527.

>>2866344
That guy mirin his belly is the best

>>2866265
>not the Assyrians
Hmmmm

>>2867218
>split from """"corrupt""" religion that was in the middle of reform to found some 6 million churches
>oppress peasants more than before
>intensify class privileges driving wedges between societies

>>2866643
Your point is?

>>2867165
No thx

Anyone have the chart comparing Napoleon's cavalry?

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>>2867589
I got you

>>2867663
Thx senpai.

>>2862737
And yet Catholics are the ones who worship idols. Right.

>>2862656
Saved this gem. I would love to see more variants of this one.

>>2866234
>not Asclepius gains hairless man

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The amount of OC in this thread is good. Post more.

>>2866156
Replace Jimmy Carter with Columbus, Jeb! with Chiang Kai-shek, Hitler with Xiaoping, and Robespierre with Northumbria. Also put Hungary under Gandhi and Putin beside Einstein.

>>2864009
nice, saved

>>2867616
Is this implying the Protestant church is bad, or that the Catholic Church is bad

>>2862970
>implying Prussian culture isn't spear chucker tier
At least the ghurkas will ask for your address to know where to send the head and the headless body

>>2866156
What has Alberto Barbosa ever done?

>>2858978
I'm really sick of all the /pol/ edgelords denying uncontroversial historical facts.

>>2862645
classic

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>>2864088
This is great but Suleiman was even more of a Romaboo.

>>2867532

The Assyrians contributed culture to Mesopotamia and BTFO Elam.

All the Hittite's did was BTFO everyone and cause a Dark Age. They contributed nothing, culture-wise or technology-wise. We don't even know much about them other than the fact they somehow fucked up everyone's shit for a bit.

>>2869204
Lolwut? The Sea People's did that, the Hittites centralized power and coordinated Egypt in order to prevent the Assyrians from brutalizing everyone.

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>>2869210

>prevent the Assyrians from brutalizing everyone.

and they did so well huh

>>2866156
>ouchi in place after Puyi in deserving
Puyi would've been a god-emperor, but he was kind of a dick
Ouchi literally did nothing wrong and suffered most than any other (pure) human being in history

Also, who's that one next to Jesus?

>>2869224
>>2869210

The neoassyrians are the ones who brutalised everyone, and they came AFTER the bronze age collapse.

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>>2866156

mfw he's on there.

American Propagandist who established a science of forming the opinions of whole populations.

>>2863661
The best part of Child 44 was pointing this fact out to me.

>>2866156
Lu Bu did nothing wrong

>>2866156
>Getting crucified is a 100 on the suffering scale
Come one it's not that bad.

>>2863532

Anything the person doesn't like.

That said, /his/ meme threads always do seem to be the same bottom of the barrel garbage that you'd expect to see on facebook if not for the subject matter.

>>2869443
It wasn't just crucifixion. He was betrayed, unfairly persecuted, chained, whipped, had a crown of thorns hammered to his head, was forced to carry a giant cross while being whipped, and got stabbed with a spear after asking for water before bleeding to death. Haven't you seen Passion of the Christ? Not to mention the 40 days he spent in the desert.

He suffered for our sins and died before ascending to the heavens... but he will return and judge those among us that live to see the Second Coming!

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>>2869443
>Come one it's not that bad.

Crucifixion was reserved for slaves and other lower class people. It took a few days to die from asphyxiation since you needed to keep yourself up. It was seen as a very shameful death and there's no real modern day equivalent.

>>2860502
Sounds like that Holy Blood Conspiracy theory. The one from The Da Vinci Code.

Also nephilim (actually in the bible).

>>2869765
>It was seen as a very shameful death and there's no real modern day equivalent.

Crucifixions are still performed today. Muslim countries really are that backwards. In Saudi Arabia to be pardoned from a crucifixion sentence means you get beheaded instead. Think about it next time you see a Saud.

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>>2866156

Could you post Durruti at 25 on the suffering scale and 35 on how much they deserved it.

Also is Otto Von Bismark on that chart? I'd probably but him 55 on suffering and 50 on deserved it.

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>>2869877

>>2864964
Niggas always go for heated shot or chemistry but treadmill cranes are a real labor saver.

>>2866156
How the fuck did Trump get on this list?

>>2862672
What an embarrassing post.

>>2869125
>The Pope has a three layer crown? Well I'm going to have a FOUR layer crown!

>>2861266
>"Joseph Stalin is a saint"
>"The Pope is God"

If you did this, congrats on the hard work, it really made me laugh.

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>>2857932
>those flags

>>2870804
u u u u

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Obligatory

>>2866643
and they were mightier than the pagans, so they must have been right.

>>2861783
>Wehraboos unironically believe this

>>2870879
>we loye dick

what did they mean by this?

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>>2869892
>that icepick

>>2858978
Holy shit dude, pick up a book.

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>Can't be a crime against humanity if they're subhuman

I'm very proud of this shoop, tobqhwyf

>>2866156

Hess did nothing wrong

>>2870861
>top10animerevenges.jpg

>>2864234
what the fuck am I reading

>>2869692
he was also kissed by that homo judas

>>2864946
Jungles and Vo Nguyen Giap saved Vietnam.

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>>2864238

>>2865097
Alot of smaller nations joined them, but played little to no role in defense. The Waffen SS divisions of their "allies" did infinitely more to fight the allies than the actual national armies of the allied nations they hailed from. See Stalingrad encirclement, compared to SS Charlemagne in Berlin.

>>2872710
But that's still having allies is it not? Doesn't matter whether they're competent or well armed, they're still a separate entity that joined on your side. Germany did have allies, it just had ill-equipped and prepared allies.

>>2872649
/his/ in one picture

why are these threads so shitty it's like a 'history edition' of YLYL on /b/

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>>2872705

>>2857670

this is hilarious to me

>>2870880
Magnesia was a lie

>>2862636
I wanna fuck cuba

>>2860807
Who's between US and Britain?

Portugal?

>>2873133
MODS

>>2869224
Sorry they didn't know the Sea Peoples were lurking around the corner with a knife. But yes, when the Hittite-Egypt Alliance was in effect it was very successful

>>2858978
t. Sven Kawasaki

>>2858991
10/10 would decapitate

>>2861722
It's from /mu/ actually

>>2861266
Surprised there isn't a "KJV is more accurate than the Hebrew and Greek" stage for protestants

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>>2857682

>>2862568
having the Italians as allies was probably a net negative

>>2872748
It's actually from /news/ back before /pol/ existed.