What are the best *record scratch* *freeze frame* moments of /his/?

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Where is this one in the power rankings?

Hitler about to bite the pill
>You'll all be wondering; how did I end up like this?
>Well, it all started when ...

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You see, it all started with these guys called the Merovingians...

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>>2845062
>battle of Adrianople
>every time Rome was sacked
>fall of Constantinople
>the death of Montezuma
>death of Christ
>pic related, I can hear it just by looking at this

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>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
So, you're probably wondering how I got into this mess. Well, lets go back to 1905...
>early 2000's pop punk song plays

>>2845766
See that
>pans to sakhalin
That's gonna be mine
>Pans to St. Petersburg and russian military
...some day

>>2845766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sGmmxUQWig

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*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
>yup that's me, my wife, my kids
>you're probably wondering how I got myself into this mess? Well... it all started with my good pal Adolph...

>>2847399
>D R I V E I T D E E P

>>2847399
kek

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>>2845503

he was qt before he was fat

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*gong sound*
*freeze frame*
You're probably wondering how I got into this sticky situation. We're going to have to go back...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

>>2845062
Kekked

>>2845766
The Japs all looked pretty /fa/ while the Americans looked retarded with their trousers nearly pulled up to their tits.

Why did they do that?

>>2847917
The Americans were all navy men so that was there uniform. The Japanese are government and military officials which is why they are dressed very formal