*opens your country*
>>2838485
*opens your continent*
>>2838512
*opens your moon*
>>2838485
*opens your anus*
No one is gonna post *opens your oven*?
>>2838485
That fourth button from the top tickles my autism. What's with that sloppiness? Didn't people take special care when getting photographed back in the days?
>>2838702
He was a navy man. He had no time for such formalities.
>>2838485
*opens your mind*
>>2838485
"Open.
The country.
Stop.
Having it be closed."
>>2838840
Knock knock
It's the United States
And they have boats
gunboats
*opens your bodice*
>>2838485
*bombs your harbor*
>>2840157
*nukes your city*
psssh nothin personal jap
>>2840166
*pushes you back to the 38th parallel*
*opens your neck*
*closes your argument*
>>2840157
best not try that again bud
*destroys your continent*
>>2838485
Shut up Perry
*Assassinates your president*
>>2840619
*surrounds your barn*
>>2840619
>>2840722
*cuts own testicles off*
>>2840179
Gets un-personed for getting Mao's son killed.
Peng Dehuai actually saved the country by doing that, and he gets so little credit for it.
>>2838485
Don't open it.
*ruins the planet*
>>2841272
I will open everything in this world