If you could bang one historical figure, who would it be?

Alexander.

Not even gay.

Helen of Troy.

Joan of Arc

>>2825002
Theodora.

>>2825032

>historical figure

Well memed.

>>2825032
only correct answer

>>2825002
Annie Oakley

>>2825002
bob dole

Audrey Hepburn.
Gods, what I would give to make sweet love to a woman of that caliber.

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>>2825041
>tfw youll never have strong warrior gf to sit on your face and call you her bon garçon

>>2825173
patrician taste

I'd just rape Boudicca to be honest.

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>>2825002
>no Anne Frank

My mom who passed in '91, she was pretty hot

>>2825002
Queen of Sheba, but only if she converts to christianity first and legally marries me.

>>2825002
Caligula.

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[spoiler]I'd rape Mary[/spoiler]

JFK, no homo

>>2825252
Pics with a written time stamp next to them? Also name to verify?

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>ywn be alone with her in the attic when she can't scream because the nazis are just outside
Inb4 not historical.

>>2825307
*fapping intensifies*

>>2825275
Can't do that because I made it up

>>2825381

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

>>2825400

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

JFK

Sophie Scholl

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>>2825212
>>2825307
>>2825381
>>2825385
>>2825392
>>2825398
>>2825400
>>2825404

>Anne will never hear wails of a baby for the first time after enduring hours of excruciating pain laboring and pushing that leaves her too sick and exhausted to even sit up
>Anne will never cradle the newborn in her arms, filling her heart with a joy only a mother can feel
>Anne will never feel the sting of the teething infant biting down on her nipples while she feeds him, but have her discomfort instantly vanish watching the baby make a milky smile
>Anne will never hear her child's exuberant giggling as she tosses him up and down in the air on a bright summer day, with the scent of roses filling the air
>Anne will never tuck her little babies into bed, kiss them goodnight, softly singing them lullabies in Dutch and Hebrew
>Anne will never comfort her child's nightmares by telling him how she survived living one for six long and awful years, but now that the world is a better place and he should not to be afraid
>Anne Frank will never be a MILF

feelsbadman

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>>2825400
>book masturbation

>nobody saying Napoleon and posting the FaceApp pic
fags

>>2825615
Napoleon just look like normal plus makeup. I'd much rather fuck Caracalla's faceapp daughter.

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>>2825609

How many people have nutted to this pasta/drawfag by now?

My guess is at least six million.

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>>2825465

Like Anne Frank, she was a beautiful, independent-minded young woman who met a terrible fate, literally for the crime of speaking her mind.

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The chick from the Mona Lisa

>>2825835
How? She only ''spoke her mind'' after she died and her diary got released to the public. Is this bait?

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>>2825919

Was referring to Scholl.

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>>2826052

fuck wrong pic

napoleon's josephine, that nasty little slut

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>>2825392
>She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell

t. Civil War buff or LSUfag aka cancer

>>2825002
Catherine of Aragorn was described by contemporaries as "the most beautiful creature in the world", so I'm going to say her.

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Queen Elizabeth (11)

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>>2825381
>>2825385
>>2825392
>>2825398
>>2825400
>>2825404

As fucked up as this pasta is, part of me wishes it was real. That Anne had a baby in hiding, it was smuggled out and given to a foster family, and she died at least somewhat content knowing it was safe.

>tfw no Ghosty-Anne watching over her little boy from the the Netherworld

>>2825563
>>2825465

this

Terrible waste of promising young lives

>>2826634
>Netherworld

I see what you did there.

>>2825041
I wanna the Maid of Orleans.

>>2826634
TWO HEADED BOY
ALL FLOATING IN GLASS

>>2826653

Kek'd

Still sad though

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>>2825905
>chick
Nigga that's da Vinci in drag

>>2825203
Suetonius? What are you doing on 4chan?

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>>2826634

Who's to say she didn't?

I mean think about it.

>She was in hiding for over two years during which period little to no independent documentation of her (medical records, photos etc.) exists.
>Only a handful of the people who knew her (i.e. would've seen her pregnant) during that time survived the war and since they would have already been discouraged from talking about such a development could have simply agreed to take the secret to the grave.
>There would obviously have been no birth certificate so no paper trail would exist outside of Anne's diary (which could've been scrubbed of any reference to it). Such a discrepancy in public records would be common during wartime so a child with mysterious parentage would not be scrutinized heavily.
>An adoptive family might have no idea who the child. Even if they did, I doubt they'd be inclined to disclose it to anyone.
>Anne's body was not recovered and an in all likelihood never will be, so chances of an autopsy showing signs of pregnancy are effectively zero.
>Even if the Dutch government were to ever discover, it too would be inclined to not to publish such a finding to avoid the public embarrassment of having to potentially file criminal charges against Otto Frank or anyone else involved in a coverup with fraud.

These points all apply to her sister Margot too btw. In fact, it would explain why no trace of her diary has ever been found.

cont. below

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>>2827033

The only way such a conspiracy could be unraveled would be:

>a former of acquaintance of the Anne making a deathbed confession
>the actual child (well over 70 years old) in question coming forward and having the DNA tests to prove familial relation
>a random Dutch person taking a genetic test and getting a maternal link to her and having it published
>someone piecing together a paper trail (i.e. adoptive family getting bank transactions from Otto as a bribe/bizarre correspondence between the parties)
>Anne's body eventually being uncovered, positively identified and the autopsy finding signs of pregnancy (coroners would specifically need to have a fairly intact pelvic bone to find signs of childbirth). Even then, autopsy reports can be sealed by court order and their results would never be made public.
>Otto Frank's will arranging for the disclosing of this information and assorted evidence (photos, genetic tests, diary pages he had removed and withheld from investigators) well after the last persons who knew Anne died and her diary's copyright had completely expired to prevent anyone from demanding a share of the revenue (which they would be entitled to.

TL;DR unlike >>>/pol/'s claims of her diary being a fraud, Anne Frank's having a living descendant could be surprisingly easy to conceal thanks to a lack of wartime documentation, doctor-patient confidentiality laws, and good old fashioned political arm-twisting.

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Deffo Theodora

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Cleopatra
Since my childhood I'm attracted to Cleopatra
I have no idea why

>>2827097
No way, I got boner too, source of this?

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>>2827128

Which Cleopatra though?

I'd fuck a young Elizabeth II. I'd fuck Boudicca too.

>>2827097
I expected this here

Julia the Elder
fuck Augustus

Hypatia of Alexandria desu

Claudia Octavia but less out of lust, more so she'll fall in love with me and I can save her from her cruel fate. She deserved so much better.

>>2827221
>Julia was well known for her gentle quick wit and sharp tongue. She was deeply loved by her father who admired her wit.
>Despite Julia's reputation, the people who knew her described her as a good-hearted and kind woman who was very popular with the Roman people not least because of "her kindness and gentleness and utter freedom from vindictiveness."
So basically she was just kind of a fun-loving party girl and easy lay but really nice as well so you could probably chill out with her and have a good time while being fuck buddies. Sounds nice.

>need fap material
>spend years sculpting a marble block

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Lucrezia Borgia
Or
Christina Sforza

>>2827267
How's the waifu, Pygmalion?

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>>2827272
*beheads you*

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>>2825032

She was, like, 65 years old.

>>2825905

She had rotten teeth and her breath smelled like death.

>>2827272

That's just irresponsible.

The right answer is pic related, boys.

>>2827408
>>2827373
Nigger can't handle Renaissance waifus

>>2827408
>She had rotten teeth and her breath smelled like death.
Yeah, but she still gave me boner.

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>>2827272
>picks 2 women from Ass Creed
Don't think I'm not onto you, anon.
And your taste in vidya is as bad as your taste in historical waifus. You pleb.

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>>2826598

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>>2826207
habsburg tier

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>>2825173
Her or Grace Kelly. Why do women have to be women on the outside AND inside?

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>>2827549
I'll give you that one, but I'd rather pick the ones I know something about than the ones I know nothing about, or I could just go with the cliche cleopatra

>>2827408
>She was, like, 65 years old.

An old bitch that takes care of herself? That's what you want.

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>>2827033

I was about to dismiss you as a conspiratorial lunatic, but dubs never lie.

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>>2827033
>>2827072

>mfw this nigga's theory is actually starting to sound plausible

include me in the screencap when /pol/ doxes the kid boys

>>2825002
Genghis Khan

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>>2825002
>If you could bang one historical figure, who would it be?

nest ferch rhys, AKA "helen of wales"

>dat feel when you will never have a real southern belle from the 1860s have good bye sex on your way to fight the yanks after you secretly impregnated the house slave but made her watch you fuck your real wife to show you are still the master.

>why live

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>>2829568

t. James Henry Hammond

>>2825002
Hmmmm, gonna have to go for the ones with the reputation. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy.

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>>2827033
>>2827072

Someone get Officer Robert from /pol/'s >>>/CPD/ General and get him on the case.

Together with him and /pol/'s weaponized autism, we can unearth a painful past that was better off being left alone and drive Anne's long lost child insane with requests for AMA threads.

This thread just made me realise all the women I've ever loved are all dead.

>>2830677

sorry about your mother and grandmother anon

the first genetically modern human female.

so all humans can be my off spring.

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>You will never be Bohemond

Rape, fictional allowed: Apollo, but the Sirens are a close second
Rape, non-fictional: No idea, probably one of the Oracles from Delphi
Tender loving sex, fictional: Is there an ancient Egyptian Goddess with an anteater head? I'm not sure. If there is, her. If there isn't I'll roll with Helen of Troy and tell Agamemnon to get cucked.
Tender loving sex, real: Probably a cute ancient Egyptian or MesoAmerican girl, the kind that run around nearly naked and have sexy toned bodies from helping hunt or farm all day. I don't just want to sex her, I want to be in love with her and learn about her ways.

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Why, the Empress Dowager, of course.

>>2825002
id adopt a girl during the black plague somewhere in north western Europe to save her from being eaten by her parents then pay for us by my labour and travel the lands

>>2827097
>tfw Theodora literally cucked Justinian

>>2825905
Fuck off Kira

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>>2825212
>>2825307
>>2825563

>ywn kiss her growing belly, marveling at her the fruit of your love under her heart
>ywn playfully have a written argument over baby names during the day, passing each other scraps of paper with a name written on one side and your/her rebuttal on the other
>ywn make love passionately at night
>ywn feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but have the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negate any discomfort
>ywn bust your load into your beautiful, nearly ready to burst Anne, filling your sweet love oven with your seed
>ywn look on smugly as she reaches over to grab a rag she uses to clean up your oozing jizz
>ywn notice her father looking at you approvingly, knowing that you are treating his daughter to the very best of the situation
>ywn be smuggled out of the Annex you have been trapped in for two years with Anne as her due date nears, being given the task of watching after her by her Otto, gifting you his bayonet, a leftover memento from the first war, to use to protect his daughter if all else fails
>ywn help Anne give birth in a Dutch farm turned safehouse deep in the countryside, forever sealing your bond with her
>ywn watch Anne hold the baby in hers arms, never wanting to let go
>ywn marvel with Anne, watching the newborn sleep
>ywn sneak outside one misty morning to stumble upon a lone Allied sharpshooter trundling down the road, acting as a skirmisher for the rest of the Army, and greet him with the sight of a smiling baby, as you have no other gift to offer him. But it nonetheless instantly puts him back in good spirits, knowing that despite a world consumed by slaughter, there is in fact still some humanity left in the world.

>>2825002
Hypatia of alexandria. Patrician tier "witch" of astronomy, philosophy, and mathematics.

the boy prostitute roman emperor

>>2825905
Get a feeling so complicated...

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:^)

>>2825041
She never existed.

Nicky II. And we would cuddle afterwards.

>>2825042
>Wants to fuck whores

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I've always had a thing for young Varina Davis.

>ywn be a Southern plantation owner living on a massive plantation, sipping sweet tea and making love to a your beautiful Southern belle wife before fucking some of your slave gals.

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>>2832546
>fucking some of your slave gals
>wanting to fuck property

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>>2832592
>implying I can't to do with my property whatever I so desire

Sounds like some goddam black republican talk to me.

Sally McKenna

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>>2832546

This but Anne Frank as my dixiefu >>2832178

>ywn be a member of the University Grays on leave and fuck a very pregnant Anne under a Magnolia tree, reminiscing with her about the days before the war.

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>>2832650

Just blow me apart with cannister shot now

A world without Southern Belle Anne or the Confederacy isn't a world worth living in.

>>2829501
i would agree, but youre playing a 1 in 200 chance of fucking your relative there

>>2832546

>fucking slave gals when you've already got a high yellow waifu

Really no point tbqh anon

Also >>2832650 wasn't Anne Frank a huge Scarlett O'Hara fan?

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>>2832614
>Sounds like some goddam black republican talk to me.

>is literally fantasizing about fucking blacks
>calling me a black Republican

>>2827570
woah. crazy story.

>>2830824
>Horny Roman Slut.jpg
Did you just insult the Greek Byzantine culture! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

eve while adam watches the serpent tongue flick me bunghole

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>>2825002
Nikola Tesla.

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>>2825002
Catherine de Medicis

>>2832696
Dude, you obviously don't know how many slave owners would fuck their slaves. Its more common than you think.

>>2833102
It was mostly a Northern slander.

>Sumner.jpg

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>>2825002

>>2825007
>I want to fuck a man.
>I'm not gay though.

>>2825273
why the fuck did this picture make me laugh

>>2832614
>his smile and optimism, gone

>>2825212
THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED

>>2833228
This. She is just not only a virgin but also The Virgin.

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Waifu

>>2826634
How many times was Ann Frank raped by aryan hunks in the concentration camp? A better question (after reading her diary) is "how much did she like it."

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Southernbros redpill me here

How Halal/Haram is this? >>2832650

pic unrelated

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>>2833586

>tfw ywn be an SS guard who convinces the commandant to include Anne in an exchange because she's carrying your child

>No mention of Elagabalus
I'm shocked

>>2833604

>tfw you know the Allies will hang you for everything that you've done but you want at least one part of you to survive and avenge the Reich, even if it is a Mischling, for the Aryan bloodline overpowers all.

>>2832178

At least your fantasy is somewhat realistic

>>2827128
>cleopatra
the only correct answer

>>2825002
Eva Braun

Hitler can watch in the corner

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>>2833596

Texasfag here

Absolutely Halal

Praise Mirabeau Lamar

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>>2834221

*Horst Wessel quietly begins to hymn from Anne's stomach and slowly grows louder and louder with each contraction*

>"Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
>Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit.
>Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit."

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>>2825615
>>2825002
Danton.

>>2834221
When did pregnancy become such a common fetish? these are good times for me

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>>2834285

Pregnant Anne Frank fetish proliferated thanks to pic related.

Hopefully, drawfriend will come out of hiding in his attic with Anne and help will turn it into a the next 4chan meme that makes headlines (i.e. Ebolachan). It's definitely got the potential for that.

>>2827408
>She was, like, 65 years old.

She wasn't always 65 years old, anon.

>>2825032
Beat me to it

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I bet her pussy would be incredible

>>2834221
She was, like, 15.

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>>2825007
I concur

>>2834633

Old enough to bleed.

>>2825002
Lucy

Which would make me the father of humanity.
>and explain why its so fucked up.

>>2834633
So child rearing age? Jewish girls are women at 13 btw.

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Young Queen Victoria looks so cute in her portraits.

>>2834715

This

There is literally nothing wrong with ensuring the Jewish people's survival by putting a baby in 14 year old Anne.

>>2834716
She was also likely a sex addict.

Albert's room was sound-proofed and the door had a complicated locking mechanism in order to keep every but the Queen and Prince Consort locked out.

Victoria often complained that having children never left her time for "personal" needs.

>>2834776
How? You have plenty of free time to screw even with kids.

>>2832614
Did they have hard parts back then?

>>2834840
Her words my man, not mine.

>>2834872
What did he mean by this?

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>>2827226
>cute and smart

I can get behind this.

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>>2825002
*unintelligible groaning that sounds like Charles II of Spain*

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>>2834933
HRRRRGGHHHHEEEERRR

>>2834776

I'm pretty certain that a "do not disturb" sign would have kept most people from bugging the queen.

>>2834933
i would pay to see one of his consorts try to make a baby with him.

>>2834715

It was 12 actually, Jewish boys are men at 13.

>>2830824
I wish they were together

Olympias, because crazy bitches have the best sex

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>>2834776
and prince Albert was supposedly hung like a horse, charming, and smart, and he was a very handsome lad.

when he died she kept his room as it was when he died, and she wore black for the rest of her life in mourning.

>>2834221
>>2834336

I wonder what her diary entry on the experience of giving birth would've said...

Would it be how it was it was the most agonizing experience of her life and how she hurt inside? Would it be how it was the most exhilarating experience of her life and she felt like a true woman now? Or would it be a bit of both, with her admitting it was a painful experience, but now fawning over her new baby?

absolutely nobody
I can not be tempted

>>2835701

t. Jesus Christ

>posts obligatory Jeff Mangum "I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST" while spooging to pregnant Anne Frank art

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If only that were what it meant, to truly be saved. ;}

>>2832225
>chew

>>2825002
Your mom.

>>2834285

Pregnancy is probably one of the few fetishes that makes sense from a biological perspective. I'm surprised it's so rare and not completely rampant.

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Virginia Elisabetta Luisa Carlotta Antonietta Teresa Maria Oldoïni

>>2827408
But scaruffi told me she was 12.

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>>2825002
I'm married to my waifu but I would berry my dick inside Ada and Sor Juana.
Closest thing is to make my waifu dress like Ada tho.

Posting the other girl next

Martha Washington

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>>2825002
Elena Glinskaya.

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>>2837205
A modern portrait but you get the idea, just google "sor juana Inez de la Cruz joven" on google images and you will see her cuteness on her best years of her life and actual portraits of her

None, only old hags make history.

>>2834697

Your logic is impeccable

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>>2837293

A certain French peasant girl would have something to say about that...

>>2837298
She didn't really become famous until she was an old hag.

>>2825002
Joan of Arc or Cleopatra

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>>2837306

Joan of Arc wasn't even 20 when she died. In fact, that's probably half this board has a hard on her along with Anne Frank. They both represent murdered innocence. Girls who were cruelly robbed of promising futures to be lovers, wives, and mothers by bloodthirsty tyrants. And now, all that remains of them is but an echo.

A reminder of what happens when you don't nip tyranny and persecution in the bud.

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>>2833596

VMIfag here

Anne is a 10/10 would wed that beautiful daughter of the ancient Hebrews under the watchful eye of Stonewall Jackson's statue at Lexington

>>2837332

>tfw was gonna jack off but saw this post
>tfw reminder that these two beautiful young girls who were every bit entitled to a bright future instead died screaming in agony at the hands of little more than a glorified pack of bullies
>tfw cultivated by rigid training and discipline to the point where no VMI cadet, be he a Rat or a Dyke could be bullied or let an innocent be bullied in our presence
>tfw crying now that the boys of the Institute couldn't be there to save them

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>>2834221
>>2835504


>ywn read Anne Frank's diary entry about how pregnancy has swelled her petite breasts to Khazar Milkers and how she enjoys breastfeeding.

FUCKING NAZIS WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL HER?

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>>2827270

>>2827272

I hope she likes all types of big swords

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>>2825905

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>>2838693

>be me
>have lactation fetish
>got insta-boner at "Khazar Milkers"

>>2837298
>Posting inferior Jeanne D'Arc

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>>2840948
>>2837298
Forgot image

>>2827128
>I'm attracted to Cleopatra
>I have no idea why
>>2833980
the only inbred answer here m8

>>2840948

>dissing based drawfag

leave nigger

Aisha

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>>2825032
Helen of SPARTA, you mean, but I agree.
>>2825041
Agreed.
>>2827128
Agreed.
>>2827226
Agreed.


I wanna say Soren Kierkegaard's love interest, Regine Olsen (whom he never married, even though he promised he would and they were planning on it since both their youths, because Kierkegaard didn't want to tarnish her standing by having her associate herself with such a controversial writer/philosopher figure, although she was always desperately in love with him, even after being married to someone else.)


What a shame.

>>2841299

"Only Spartan women give birth to true men."

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>>2840955

>portraying Joan of Arc with light hair

>>2825212

now she's a little boy in spain

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>>2844111

Check'd

>>2833261
cus it's the bumbumking

>>2825273
fuck off you cunt

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Annie oakley, i'd nail her bent over a table while she shot skeet, so I'd skeet while she skeet shot

King George III

>>2825905
IS THIS

>>2845703
SHIT I JUST NOTICED OP SAID BANG NOT HANG

>>2834697
Old enough to breed.

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Someone tell me if this is wrong because I don't know where I read it. Doesn't the transcript of Joan of Arc's trial (or something else related to the trial) say she had big ol tiddies?

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>>2825002
I want to lovingly /ss/ Alexei and keep him safe

>>2845932
Yes, her enormous rack is literally the only reason anyone would ever think she was a girl as malnutrition and being an autotonsorialist made her look like a 12 year old boy with watermelons in his shirt.

>>2837332
>joan of arc
>implying the Anglos were in the wrong

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>>2845974
>>2838693

>tfw no Joan o' Arc/Anne Frankfu to watch feed my babies in bed with her huge milky Ta Tas.

>>2846103

The Vatican exonerated a few years after her death. Perfidious Albion literally burned her over butthurt to losing to a girl.

>>2825307
>>2825385
>>2825404
>>2825563
Jeff Mangum pls go

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Jesus, from the side
>historical
Nevermind

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>>2846322

>implying Jeff is the only one who wants to give a beautiful young girl the joys of a life of love and family that was stolen from her in the most barbaric manner possible.

I literally don't like next to anything about Jeff Mangum, he's overrated and comes off in interviews as kinda a prick, but I would totally save and wife Anne on one condition. She and the children have to learn how to shoot and be good at it too. Ain't no son or daughter of mine is going to be so helpless that they're dragged off by Nazis do die in a glorified pigsty. If they're gonna carry my blood in their veins, they're gonna learn that freedom is not given, but earned and kept by always standing ready to defend yourself.

t. family is traditionally from Kentucky and West Virginia, the state motto is Montani Semper Liberi (Mountaineers are Forever Free).

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are liz

>>2846253
>canonizing a literal taliban tier heretic

cathocucks are pathetic

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>>2846962

>implying Church of Anglos care about Catholic heresy

>inb4 Church of England was formed a century after Joan's death
>implying the divide between Catholic England and Continental Europe wasn't already growing by that point

>>2846504
t.inbred
for """people"" that make fun of niggers all the time you """people"" sure are alike

>>2847566
>t.inbred

I'm biracial so no.

Also, West Virginia was a hotbed for Unionist activity during the Civil War so you can just fuck off.

>>2825002
Unironically Elagabalus.

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>>2825173
>>2825189
mah niggas

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>>2825002
Donka Ushlinova, she has better moustache than i do.

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HNNNNNNGGGGGGG

>>2850324

Where did you find this?

>>2850347
Joogle

>>2850347
Aristotle Onassis was a sick dude and wanted to publicly humiliate her so he told paparazzi where she was staying on vacation so they could photograph her sunbathing nude.

At first I thought this said hang, so I was going to say Hitler.
Then I saw that it said BANG, so I'm gonna have to go with Hitler.

>>2850324
hank hill ass

Why not Eva and Magda in the bunker, when still warm?

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I've been wanting to bang that thicc chick on the right since I saw her at the Louvre back in 2003.

>>2827032
Underrated Post.

Zenobia of Palmyra needs my body.

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I'd probably nail Cleopatra.

Jacqueline O'nazis all day anyday.
She'd be like jack what line?

>>2825002
cleopatra there is no other answer fucking plebs wtf

>>2825042
She is who i had in mind too.

>>2825905
What a wonderful duwang

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Unironically Sharon Tate

Terrible tragedy what happened to her.

>>2845652
moderate kek
I like you

>>2850354
*based dude

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>>2825173
If strait-up showbiz people are fair game, an interesting question might be "Davis or Crawford?"

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Princess Viktoria Louise of Prussia.

Probably Anastasia Romanov

>>2854307
Girl on left looks like she has a tumour right underneath her eyes and it's pushing them out and apart.

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>>2854307

I'd also continue this on /tv/, but for the only time here:

>>2854848
Didn't she only live to be 17?

>>2825032
Pussy good enough to fight a war over must be amazing.

>>2854948
>17

Legal in my state.

Hell Anne Frank would've been considered legal until about 30 years ago.

>>2830602
Robert is too busy fighting Male Black on the ruins Mega-Chicago

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She would have to be butt naked, wearing only her spiked climber's shoes and nazi armband.

>>2853877
Yeah, she had more kosher cock inside her than an urinal at Universal Studios.

>>2825268

>>2855220

(((Polanski))) really was undeserving of her beauty

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>>2855041

Come now, surely Robert can be put aside fighting the niggers for one day (Saigamarine and Black Powder Ranger can take over) to help bring about the biggest Jew Happening since the establishment of Israel.

The holier than thou of Holocaust victims having an unacknowledged bastard out of wedlock whose existence was covered up so Buddy could keep a greater share of the shekels? That would be fucking hilarious.

>>2855853

No on account Saigamarine and Black Powder Ranger are both in jail

>>2855220

Yes and what of it? She liked Jewish men, and it had nothing to do with why she was killed by crazed hippies.

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>>2825002
Jayne Mansfield. I always wondered why she's not the more remembered sex symbol of that time. I think she is way hotter than Marilyn Monroe.

>>2826052
Like their retarded French ancestors, have to out in retarded ass uniforms.

>>2831159
You ever see those old National Geographic magazines where they go to some tribe deep in the jungle? You know, the porn for 12 year olds before the internet came out? That is what your Egyptian or MesoAmerican girl would look like. Unless you got a 15 or 16 year old girl, her tits would look like golf balls in socks and would have leather for skin. Hell, you can have your ancient girl now, just go find some Amazonian tribe.

>>2832178
Nigga did you fuckin waifu Anne Frank?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb7zokdXbnY

>>2833181
Your average black person has close to 25% of European genetics in them

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2014/12/genetic-study-reveals-surprising-ancestry-many-americans

>>2833228
I don't know, you really want to follow an act like God?

>>2840848
Is this from Gettysburg the movie?

>>2850559
So the titty grab on the right, are they supposed to be lesbos together or was it common back then for women to stroke other women's titties?

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>>2825002
Maud Fealy

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>>2825041
DELET JOAN IS A PURE

P U R E
U
R
E
JOAN IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

>>2857981

I did her in the poopie.

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>>2857990
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TAKE THAT BACK YOU FILTHY BONG

>>2857990
No you didn't

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Queen Victoria

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>>2857857

yep

Every scene with Richard Jordan is absolutely priceless. Rest well Jordan.

your mom lol

>>2857981

>implying Joan wasn't fighting for a future where her unborn children would be free of English

Come now, if the British hadn't roasted her, she would've eventually left military service, married, and had a family.

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>>2825002

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>>2858377

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>>2858377
>>2858434

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>>2825002
Evelyn Nesbit

Somebod killed somebody over her.

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>>2859328

>her son became an accomplished pilot and war hero

Good lad. Lived a better life than most spoiled children of celebrities.

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I'm not sure which is worse,

Pregnant Anne Frank

>>2832178
>>2834221

Or whatever the fuck this Girls und Panzer fanfiction shit is

>>2858377
>>2858434
>>2859809

Mesallina, Empress Irene, Empress Theodora and Anna Comnenus

>>2859740
it looks like someone is dropping snakes on his own men from a cessna in the middle of a firefight and that is why the general is pissed off

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We have no idea what they actually looked like. So not only would you be making a gamble, you have the very real possibility of being disappointed for the rest of your life.

Also presumably with a time machine, you're trapped in that era, but that's up to you if that's a good thing.

Women today with better nutrition, genetics, and other shit, are more attractive than they've ever been. Minus the fat ones, but who gives a fuck. Be happy; you won't get anything either way.

Also Empress Carlota of Mexico

>>2825002
Barring women pop celebrities in their prime (I would RAVAGE Jennifer Connely) I guess I'll just fuck Mary. Maybe Joan of Arc but only for anal.

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>>2860233

>wanting to get sloppy seconds with the son of God's mother
>also not fathering a child with Joan to ensure her glorious family lineage lives on

>>2860469
>Peasant
>glorious family lineage

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>>2860576

>implying Joan's heroism won't elevate her to knighthood

>>2833321
>>2844111
BUT THEN THEY BURIED HER ALIVE ONE EVENING 1945

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>>2825002
Joan of the Arc

>>2859885

Let's find out

http://www.strawpoll.me/13036713
http://www.strawpoll.me/13036713
http://www.strawpoll.me/13036713

>>2859885

Latter is more retarded tbqh

>>2825002

maybe Queen of Nefertiti

>>2825173
if we're counting celebrities, I'd take Carrie Fisher in her prime. And from what I hear, had I been alive & old enough at the time, she'd take me too.

>>2835501
>hung like a horse
source

>>2857786
I've never understood this fucking uniform. I get it had a Berber origin, but why keep it once every man was European ?
And it is not even certain that it was a genuine Berber costume, since it looks more like a Greek or Ottoman costume. Berbers have a very different traditional costume.

>>2858434
>>2858377

It's from those guys who turned dictators into cute grills right?

>>2859885
You're on the wrong website if those two things offend you.

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>>2857786
Hate to break it to you bud, but the North had several Zouave regiments as well.

The grey Uniform in pic related was worn by a New Jeresey Zouave unit. There were also Baxter's fire Zouaves, and several New York Zouave regiments that served with distinction.

>>2862548
Yes, here's the links to both pools. I prefer the generals because I like their designs and I know them better than the dictators.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/6355
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8665

>>2837298
this does not mean anything in french

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Emilia Plater

>tfw you will never give love to a qt Polish noble girl before she leads her partisans to set an ambush in a forest against Russian soldiers

>>2825002
>painting is faggot-ass shit. hand me that slab of marble and I'll show you real art

>>2859328
At last, I have found my /his/fu

>>2827151
The Elizabeth Taylor one...

Am I allowed to teach her about personal hygiene and perhaps bring her a toothbrush? I need to know before answering.

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>>2825002
Aisha.

Rate me.

>>2864721

She can use your special white toothpaste

>>2864728
>the cum on her face forming allah in arabic

god i miss this game

>>2864793
We REALLY need a sequel.

>>2864793

Hold up, you're saying this ISN'T Shadman?

>>2864784
By then it is too late.

I mean, the idea of grabbing Lady Godiva off her horse and completing her humiliation is hot as fuck, until I remember that the horse probably had much better teeth and smelled a whole lot better.

>>2864802
http://unteralterbach.net/index.en.html

Don't think of me while reaching the orgasm.

>>2827128
Wasn't she confirmed that she didn't look all that good?

>>2865207
She looked good enough to lock Mark Anthony down, and he could get as much/any pussy he wanted in the Mediterranean.

Standards of beauty were a lot different in that age though.