If you had a time machine what's the first time you would go to?

The thing is I'd be recognized as an ousider anywhere in the world. They'd treat me badly but if it's about curiosity and if I could come back I'd like to see the pre-history humans.

>>2812260
Trojan War.
Christ's crucifixion.
Come home disappointed.

>>2812260
The Year 2525, unironically

>>2812260
Go back 3 days ago so I can say goodbye to my Father for the last time

>>2812260
Right before Bitcoin became really big and buy up a zillion of them.

>>2812302
Damn dude that must be awful. Hope you're not doing too bad.

chill with Plato
chill with Jesus
chill with Caesar
chill with Hitler

see roman expansion towards the rhine, ethelred the unready, an aztec sacrifice (imagine being surrounded by thousands of people and a priest atop a pyramid holds up a guy's heart and the crowd lets out a loud roar. would be better than any concert), 1776, gettysburg address, meet franz ferdinand, witness the emu war
But by far though I would like to join the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts and deny all betas in 1906 their applications. Like, what the fuck can they do about it?

Kill Hitler, Marx and Martin Luther

>>2812260
I would tell your parents to get an abortion.

Jesus

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>>2812396
PFFFFFT

>>2812427
G*rmans must be stopped.

Bang 1950s Audrey Hepburn

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Meet Jesus and Caesar and whatnot, but I'd spend most my time in 1950s-1960s America desu

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>>2812260
Man, what I would pay to se something like the battle of Azincourt or the battle of Grandison