ITT: Make a haiku about a nations history

>>2806068
Capitalism
And Industry were born here
But flowers fucked it

>>2806068
We wuz kangs n' shiet
For a hundred years or so
But then we wusn't

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Loved to battle France
Military tradition
Nicky messed it up

United Kingdom
Born 1707
The Greatest of All

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spanish empire
charlie made it great again
hurrdurrhurrdurrhurr

Our Land of the free,
And then came the factory,
Now a place of Poverty

Capitalism

Freedom of trade and movement

Massive wealth results

Protestant as fuck
Autist King got army killed
Neckbeards still love him

>>2806407
t.bourgeois commie LARPer

>>2806068
>germanics
>are krauts
idiot you are

>>2806068
the best of all are
we germanic romantic celtic
preserved peace

>>2806436
THREE DECADES OF WAR?

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Kicked it with Brits
Then Germans ruined things
But now they're friends

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Cucked by anglos
Freedom won by terrorism
Now cucked by banks

>>2808131
uppity nobles
say they fight for ireland
but fight for land

thats not how haiku works you fucking retards

t. anime pro

Son of Rome and heir of Carthage
The world was his
UNTIL FUCKING MASONS CAME UP

>>2808134
You, sir, are not wrong
James Connolly would agree
Fuck the IMF

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they were paid soldiers
then france made it be neutral
now running all banks

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>>2808140

Beady eyes
Full of lies
Aryans die

literally the only rule of haikus is that it has 3 lines, first and last of 5 syllables and the middle one of 7, you mentally challanged monkeys

Go and support the Turk and protestants
As you lack any honor and morals
You pathetic surrender monkeys

Fuck off weebs

none of those are haikus...

Riego the mason
with Bolivar the great rat
Created this trash
Guess the country /his/

>>2808191
Venezuela? Colombia?

>>2806087
>>2806414
>>2806407
raping, pillaging
established our great nation
fell by socialists

>>2808419
Ecuador.It works for any of the 3 to be honest

Founded by vikings
Sagas, New World, Alþingi
Ruined by the Danes