What if he wasn't assassinated? Would he have BTFO the commies?

More like he would have been BTFO by the commies.

>>2797070
>implying that it wasn't the Tsarina that lead to military downfall
>implying Rasputin had bad judgement
>implying he would have let commies win

>>2797059
>would a man without political or economical power BTFO commies
The answer is no.

He existed as a parasite directly attached to tsar. Tsar got overthrown and that wasn't even done by commies.

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>>2797059
>"Yes i killed Rasputin"
What to do?

>>2797059
Well first, he would have stepped up his affair with the queen. Like, cranked it up to 11. He would have started raw dogging her in the court buck naked while she howled like a stuck pig, tiddies flappin in the wind.

Then, he woulda gotten REAL crazy. He would start breeding chimps to create an army in the basements beneath the Kremlin, forcing them to consume only Vodka and armpit hair.

Slowly, he and his now-sentient chimp supermen would begin replacing Russian officials, including the royal family. He would have to continue shagging a monkey to keep the act up.

But it doesnt stop there. He would move around the earth, infiltrating courts and bumfucking their monarchs in the courts and replacing them with apes.

Or maybe not, how the fuck should any of us know what would happen?

Rasputin had 0 (zero) support among anyone outside of Alexandria. He was despised by everybody and only survived as long as he did because Nicky couldn't reign in his wife.

Had he not been assassinated he would have been dragged out of the Winter Palace and hung on a lamp post in March 1917 by angry workers.

>>2797242
That's preposterous. Chimps are obviously already sentient.

>>2797341
>Had he not been assassinated he would have been dragged out of the Winter Palace and hung on a lamp post in March 1917 by angry workers.
That would've been a glorious sight

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>Even /his/ believes commie and boyar lies about Rasputin and the Tsarina

>>2797575
Whilst Tsarina was definitely not that kind of woman, let's not lie to ourselves about Rasputin fucking girls left and right

>>2797577
Its obvious he slept around. When people believe the stories of an affair it gets ridiculous. Like believing that Marie Antoinette raped her son.

>>2797575
/his/ is crawling with commies and commie sympathizers too weaksauce for /pol/, so they stick around here to peddle their shitposts.

>>2797242
>He would start breeding chimps to create an army in the basements beneath the Kremlin, forcing them to consume only Vodka and armpit hair.

That was what the soviets did.

>>2797575
>weeb polfag

ohnoes

>>2797059
Yes, himself alone would have beaten them all to death with his donkey dongler.