why were greeks so gay

>>2793781
They are fighting, putting your penis in an man asshole is totally a good move to defeat an enemy

Because they're greek

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>>2793781
it´s called wrestling, just a sport

>>2793781

The number of pots showing what are or could be gay sex amount to less than 0.04% of all known Greek pots, compare that to the amount of our media that promotes or celebrates queers and ask yourself "why is the modern west so gay?"

>>2794024
This. The Greeks are gay meme is R*man propaganda.

It pretty much started with winter, the soldiers would need to keep warm, they would all spoon not for sexual reasons, they would all place their penis in the soldiers asshole in front of him and so on, the commander would be at the front not having to place his penis in anyone, yet he had one in him to keep him warm.

Years of soldiers returning with these feelings and memories made ass fucking a normal thing, it was not neccesarily a sexual thing, but more a warmth thing.

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>>2793781
Homosexuals are the most powerful people on earth.

>>2794024
To add, it was only wealthy, aristocratic Greeks that took part in it. The common Greek was not queer.

Pederasty, as an example, basically appears out of nowhere on Crete and then unusually spreads to the rich and wealthy across Greece in less than a century. And there are contemporaries calling them out in writing like, "What the fuck are you guys fucking doing? This shit is not normal. Like, where the fuck did this even come from? This isn't Greek tradition, dude, this shit isn't normal." And the rich that partake being like, "Guys, it's totally normal. It's totally Greek tradition to do this." And they respond with, "No, you dumb fucking faggots, it's fucking not."

It's all very strange.

>>2793781
Greeks as a whole were not gay, but they did as a whole apreciate fucking 12 year olds in the ass.

Only very specific greek states fully embraced being queer, mainly the communist dictatorship states that forced people to eat together.

>>2794578
>but they did as a whole apreciate fucking 12 year olds in the ass.
No. They didn't.

>>2794756
Although there is almost no literature of the homosex pedo fucking, thereare paintings and we know from literature that the minosians, cretains and spatrans all enjoyed naked gymnastics.

Im fairly new to this board but a basic read of bertrands opus can convince you of that.

>>2794793
>Although there is almost no literature of the homosex pedo fucking
>thereare paintings
Oh...well...in that case we can conclude that literally all of them as a whole loved fucking 12 year olds in the asshole.

>enjoyed naked gymnastics
Ah yes, in no way was this for competitive advantage, quite simply therefore, ergo, vis-a-vis, concordantly, literally every Greek loved fucking 12 year olds in the asshole.

Like, do you even read what you type or think before you speak or do you just regurgitate back out what your History 101 teacher at the local community college feeds you?

>>2794050
kek

I'm imagining a long line of naked barbars in an ass-to-dick centipede

There is nothing more heterosexual and manly than fucking a man in the ass.

You fags probably lick pussy and still think you're straight, lmao.

'Love will make men dare to die for their beloved-love alone; and women as well as men. Of this, Alcestis, the daughter of Pelias, is a monument to all Hellas; for she was willing to lay down her life on behalf of her husband, when no one else would, although he had a father and mother; but the tenderness of her love so far exceeded theirs, that she made them seem to be strangers in blood to their own son, and in name only related to him; and so noble did this action of hers appear to the gods, as well as to men, that among the many who have done virtuously she is one of the very few to whom, in admiration of her noble action, they have granted the privilege of returning alive to earth; such exceeding honour is paid by the gods to the devotion and virtue of love. But Orpheus, the son of Oeagrus, the harper, they sent empty away, and presented to him an apparition only of her whom he sought, but herself they would not give up, because he showed no spirit; he was only a harp-player, and did not-dare like Alcestis to die for love, but was contriving how he might enter hades alive; moreover, they afterwards caused him to suffer death at the hands of women, as the punishment of his cowardliness. Very different was the reward of the true love of Achilles towards his lover Patroclus-his lover and not his love (the notion that Patroclus was the beloved one is a foolish error into which Aeschylus has fallen, for Achilles was surely the fairer of the two, fairer also than all the other heroes; and, as Homer informs us, he was still beardless, and younger far). And greatly as the gods honour the virtue of love, still the return of love on the part of the beloved to the lover is more admired and valued and rewarded by them, for the lover is more divine; because he is inspired by God.'

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ey yo hol up companions wernt gay n shit and Thebes be straight too

'In Ionia and other places, and generally in countries which are subject to the barbarians, the custom is held to be dishonourable; loves of youths share the evil repute in which philosophy and gymnastics are held because they are inimical to tyranny; for the interests of rulers require that their subjects should be poor in spirit and that there should be no strong bond of friendship or society among them, which love, above all other motives, is likely to inspire, as our Athenian tyrants-learned by experience; for the love of Aristogeiton and the constancy of Harmodius had strength which undid their power.'
http://classics.mit.edu/Plato/symposium.html

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>>2794074
They are even in India

>>2793781
you ar gay

>>2794024
>0.04%
Seems about right for the actual percentage of the population which identifies as "gay"
>>2794551
>To add, it was only wealthy, aristocratic Greeks that took part in it.
What else is new? Or should I say what else is old?

>>2793781

Greek women were horrendous even back then.