What the fuck was his problem?

Got all his teeth knocked out while sucking nigger dick in the swamps hiding from the british.

>>2791580
Wooden teeth

>>2791580
There's a few theories. One is that he was pissed off at not getting a commission in the army and thus not getting any of the west lands won in the French war.

>>2791580

The king had forbidden any further expansion west onto Indian land. Washington and the founding father's were all land speculators who were going to lose a ton of cash if no further settlement took place on their otherwise worthless land.

>>2791668
So that what it was. Those cunning bastards.