>a squad of khmer rouge troops break into your house and say you are to be relocated somewhere safe
what do?
*dies*
>>2771691
Hide my glasses
>>2771691
*teleports behind them*
this time it's personal
don't speak French
>>2771691
Call police and tell them some asian hobos want to kidnap me
>>2771691
Get in the back of the truck and sit between two guards.
Once we're in the jungle I pretend I have explosive diarrhea and am about to shit myself. To prevent getting shit on their shit-coloured fatigues, they tell me to do it off the back of the truck.
Pointing their guns at me I assume the position, only to flip off the back and roll into the ditch by the roadside and run like hell into the dense jungle.
Once there I begin to sharpen punji sticks and prepare to wage guerilla warfare against the slant eyes who took my anime.
>>2771691
Sigh and get a shovel
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Tell them how much I adore farming
>>2771691
Just step over them since they are all turbo manlets
Remind them that, being an American citizen, I am paying their salaries.
Continue masturbating while maintaining eye contact with them.
Is the death not the safest place?
>>2771691
Accuse their leader of being very well-spoken and start wondering if he hadn't had too much to read.
>>2772072
Kek
I show them my college degree, thick glasses, and baby-soft hands, and I tell them to just fuck my shit up.
this thread is gold
>>2771691
call my vietnamese neighbours
>>2771691
Tell them I'm a house servant and get a privileged position in a government job.
>>2771699
heh
tell them Angkar has given me direct orders to stay in the city and star them down