>No french-speaking first world South Vietnam It hurts to live.

>No French-speaking first world united Indochina
It hurts to just be

>>276472
>>276487
what would you have to do to have these happen

>>277145
have france devolve its empire like the british did after ww2
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not lose to the commies at dienbienphu

modern vietnam is very capitalistic and pro usa

>>276472
>people with slanted eyes

>speaking French

no

>>276472
>No first world unified anglo-cultured south asia
It hurts to live

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>>276472
Why should it? It was its fucking own civilization-literally an East Asian Civ- smack in Southeast Asia, not some easily impressed African tribe.

>>277508
Well that's precisely what could have made it first-world.

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Salut bébé. Vous avez amie Vietnam? .., Eh bien, bébé, m'a si excité. Me So Horny. Me vous aime depuis longtemps. Vous parti? .., Quinze dollar .., n ° Chaque dollar que vous quinzaine. Me vous aime depuis longtemps. Me So Horny .., Me sucky-sucky. Moi vous aime trop .., Ok. Dix dollar chacun .., Chaque chose que vous voulez.

>>277508
>It was its fucking own civilization-literally an East Asian Civ- smack in Southeast Asia

Because of China

But ungrateful Viets still try to reject glorious Chinese culture and Confucianism

WE WUZ TRAN KINGS N SHEET

>>277164
But the French actually get shit done in their current and former colonies unlike the Brits.

>>276472
>No french-speaking first world South Vietnam

Not with THAT attitude.

>>277508
Spot the Viet Cong.

Kill the Viet Cong.

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>>276472
>first world South Vietnam
>Southeast Asia
>first world

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>>277508
>Vietnamese traditional clothes
>it's basically Chinese

>Indonesian traditional clothes
>it's basically North Indian

>Malay/Pinoy traditional clothes
>mutant mix of both

>Papuans
>clothes

We sure are original.