/his/ related movie scenes that give you boner

Barry Lyndon is GOAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBFpw-459VU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvS8cvapdMk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm_IUWYR39A

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someone recommend some good historical movies NOW

>>2762568
I loved this film. It was way better than it got credit for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb2WPHd18AE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx27wa0SpN4

>>2762547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrvpZxMfKaU

>>2762568

shit, is this remake actually good? I think a lot of people got pissed at it, including me, because the original was so great

>>2762560
>that shot at 1:03
it's like a total war game

>>2762678
That's a lot of fuckin horses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qjtugr2618

>>2762568

did that legionary 2 minutes in had tactical mag pouches

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSklrAfwDzk

FUuggg da grizt :X:DXDDDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFOf7KRoj6Q

>>2762547
I guess that makes us boner-brothers

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>>2762547
>scenes that give you boner
Turns out this was true after all.

>>2763527
Man I wish I could see how people reacted to that cap when it happened.

>>2763533
Nothing's stopping you.

>>2729851

or lets' try >>2729851

The masturbating to Palästinalied bit is objectively true though.

>>2763563
I posted the entire url on the first link, learned something new.

>>2763563
But Palästinalied is the best thing ever though.

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>>2763527
>Turns out this was true after all.
>>2763563
>The masturbating to Palästinalied bit is objectively true though.
>>2763606
>But Palästinalied is the best thing ever though.

Yeah leave Palastinalied alone. What did Vogelweide ever do to you?

Some of us just really like medieval music.

Praise Arany Zoltan.

>>2762568
>lorica segmentata
EVERY TIME, EVERY FUCKING TIME
WHERE IS MUH CHAINMAIL REEEEEE

>>2762568
What are they saying? I can make out "aeterna" but not much else.

>watching zog propaganda

>>2763380
Does anyone else feel that the Japanese/Pacific theater of the war was 20x more interesting?

>>2763380
Not historically accurate, but still a great scene. The religious side of the dance, what with the sun hailing and such as a reference to state Shinto is great.

>>2764115
Didn't Ben-Hur take place during the early first century AD? I.E when that kind of armor started being used.

>>2764175
Yeah, there'd be segmentata around in the first century. What's stupid is the depicted standardized use of it. There'd be far more legionaries with hamata and some, maybe elite, or veteran troops with segmentata.

>>2764175
We assume that Legionaries (not Auxilia) wore the Segmentata uniformly because of Trajan's Column, but we aren't sure if it's an accurate depiction of the equipment of the time, it could be just an idealization.

How come noone's posted this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7MYlRzLqD0

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>>2764282
>movie scenes
>Posts a scene from a TV show
>How come noone's posted this yet?

>>2764292
Huh, brainfart I guess.

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>>2763527
>>2763563
>everyones saying it's bait and tell him to go back to /leftypol/
fucking wow

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This scene from Waterloo (1970) where the prussians attack (1:55)

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El Cid (3:02:41)
The last scene was god tier

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>>2764136
I think they are shouting "legio aeterna victrix"

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>>2764886
And of course, the Saladino scene from the beginning

>>2763527
Christianity is garbage and antithetical to any modern state's existence.
>>2764826
The leftist doesn't give two fucks about Christ, only the parts of Christianity that overlaps with humanism and can be used to weaken their enemies.

>>2764282
fucking pullo

>>2763454
What was your father named?
-Husein
And his father?
-Kemal
Who's son is Kemal?
-Shefkia's
Go on.
-Shefkia Ibro's, Ibro Rushid's, Rushid, Ekrem, Musia, then adem and Alija
Go on.
-There is nothing further.
Who gave birth to Alija?
-How should i know, some Kemal again..
No.
-Who then?!
I already told you. Cvijeta and Spasoje Jugovic, and if you go on you'll find names like: Veljko, Dusan, Milos, Vidak, Gojak, Vuk
-And so Serb and Serb again all the way back to Darwin's monkey?!! So we should spit on what we are and be what we don't want to be?
We are what we are, and there's nothing we can change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8zCv0AHnCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ae-D8BnwT4

>>2762568
Ywn be a Roman legionary chanting dirty marching songs with the lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoDBQLHV4Wc

>>2766635
what is it trying to say? Bosnians should go back to being Serbs?

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>>2763366
Hell yeah they did. Also, I'm suprised no one posted this scene yet with Napoleon sending in the Old Guard. Always makes me sad though.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXmljXjwZko

The whole Master and Commander movie.

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Not that much focus on history but Once Upon A Time In America has some great designs showing off 20's and 30's America.

Also it's one of the greatest films ever made.

>>2770359
That one and Pirates of the Caribbean gave me an obsession with giant ship battles that will never be quenched

>>2764151
My great granddad was a gunner in a super-fortress, I grew up hearing about all of his pacific theater war trials. I definitely second your stance.

>>2763527
/pol/ is like a cognitive dissonance manifest that grew limbs

>>2763380
what movie

>>2764875
sergei bondarchuk owns

shame that torpedoed kubrick's chances of getting funding for the napoleon biopic he spent so much effort on researching though

>>2762568
>those tiny shields
They look like kid's toys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKZPgGbUuX0

And of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BxDpOu3cD0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1vWK2yf9Y0

>>2772513
>The patriot

Literally can't get any more historically inaccurate than this piece of shit film

>>2766935
Who could be behind this cinematic trainwreck?

>>2772497
The Patriot was retarded. How the fuck does a man and his two kids wipe out an english platoon? They would have charged uphill and rekt their shit.

>>2762547
>accurate representation of War Thunder gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1pplBZu0oU

>>2772580
you mad USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x0JQuIoBcE

>>2772580
That's Last of the Mohicans not the Patriot.

>>2763527
>>2771180
>/pol/ boogeyman for no reason

Sometimes I wonder if /his/ is trying to make hating /pol/ its "board culture" since every other attempt at forcing memes (le finno-korean hyperwar XDdd1!) hasn't worked.

It's no wonder moot never bothered making this place. He probably anticipated the stillborn failure it would be.

>>2772792
It's /leftypol/ cancer trying to remove competition. This board has been a battleground for stormfags and communists from the beginning, they're both trying to steal your mind so they can implant it in the hive. Don't buy the narrative.

>>2764207
If I recall well, Segmentata was actually cheaper to produce, and was give mostly to auxilliary and lowly considerate legionaries because it wasn't as good as hamata, another reason why it disappeared.

>>2772801
I've said this many times, /his/ is a Minoan board.

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>>2772525
calm dolm nickhudges go back to fellating vikings
not that I disaprove of Vikings "liberty" with historical accuracy. Viewers=money=life

>>2762547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRf-ZoDQUfc

This is not historical movie, but the background is historical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goVkpzMtEJg

>>2762741
The entire John Adams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaWBs46USqE&t=2s

Fingers crossed for Andrew Jackson series to be good.

>>2763380
I love this scene. A movie about a horrible massacre ends with a sick dance number.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKi9jSccTB8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB5fyimVXUo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj-1b1Yvep8

All three need to be seen at least once.

>>2771247
City of Life and Death(2009)

https://youtu.be/1NV0As3JQkA

>>2773187
Seven Years War was fantastic. It's a shame there aren't any movies about it. The battes took place all over the world.
Michael Mann is one of the best directors of our time.

>>2772895
>Fingers crossed for Andrew Jackson series to be good.

ha
they are going to poz him to the brim

>>2772808

It wasn't cheaper to make, but rather a good blacksmith could make segementata faster than a good blacksmith could make hamata. But you didn't need a good blacksmith to make hamata.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f06_CkYvIik

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THERE MORE SHIP FILMS

>>2773925
Expensive. Also PotC. The Dutch made a really good one about Michiel de Ruyter.

>>2773195
>Michael Mann is one of the best directors of our time.

Then why are the majority of his films rubbish?

>>2770864
This is a spectacularly patrician film.

>>2773953
Not him but Heat and Collateral have some of the absolute best editing, cinematography and sound design I've ever seen in my life.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lChJz2DSpsE

>>2770864
I want to like this but I just can't get myself interested in mafia stories for some reason.

It was the same with Godfather. I feel like a failed man.

>>2773968
Heat is fucking boring for the most part, the shootout scene is the only truly memorable thing.

Plus, his newer films fucking suck. He has directed some good scenes, sure, but let's not imply he's some sort of great.

>>2773981
Heat is great on multiple levels start to finish.

>inb4 story
Story is irrelevant in movies honestly, if you want a story read a book.

>>2773990
>Story is irrelevant in movies honestly, if you want a story read a book.

Christ, pleb of the day award goes to you.

>>2773993
No, plebs are the ones who care about story because it's the most superficial and pleb-comprehensible part of the film. Movies are ultimately a visual media so technical aspects are the most important. Retards don't really understand how editing or lighting works.

>>2774001
>Movies are ultimately a visual media so technical aspects are the most important.

Then why is a well shot film with no story fucking boring? A compelling story can carry a questionably shot movie more than good shooting can carry a rubbish story.

>>2773953
Heat alone is a modern masterpiece. Most directors don't even have one in their resume.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdNn5TZu6R8

>>2774013
Dialogue is far more important than story. This is why Tarantino movies are so enjoyable to watch even though they're objectively garbage otherwise.

>>2774044
Stories with minimal dialogue are often better though. Lawrence of Arabia is a masterpiece, but none of the characters have much to say.

>>2774050
Lawrence of Arabia is a great movie because of costumes, editing, music, cinematography. Story is shit tier and it doesn't even matter.

>>2774044
>Quentin Tarantino, widely recognized as one of the greatest directors of his time
>objectively garbage

He does have some flaws, but to say he's "objectively garbage" is just being controversional for the sake of being controversional.

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>>2773990
Didn't expect to be a thread about Heat but here goes. After all it's also based on a real story (only the ending was different).

There so much to love about this movie. The soundtrack (way ahead of its time).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqRyngrXlXw

The cinematography. The dream-like dots of Los Angeles at night. The area around airport is also a great setting for a final showdown. And of course the famus recreation of the painting showing McCauley's loneliness.

We know a lot about the characters and it's not that easy to make you care about people in a crime drama. The shootout scene is of course the best one with real bullet sound recorded on the spot. I also like the theme of the movie. Two professionals on the opposing sides, one dies when he briefly drops his "30 seconds" rule.

>>2774057
The story in Lawrence of Arabia is NOT shit tier, and you're a fucking pleb for thinking that. In fact, you're a pleb in general. Stop having opinions.

>>2774065
Actually he's a great writer but shit director.

>>2774071
You must have some unreally low standards if you think Lawrence had a great story. There is nothing original or profound or masterful about the writing, it's a basic bitch storytelling based on real events on top of that.

>>2774078
You're fucking baiting me surely. I can't think of any character stories told as well as LoA. Nothing else has resonated with me in the same way as it does.

>>2774066
THIS

Heat along with Se7en were some of the best films that 1995 had to offer.

>>2774097
>muh feels

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>>2774066
Collateral is like the gateway Mann. Enjoyable but not very deep. But the gun scenes are once again 100% professionaly made and there's a similar theme of freedom (symbolised by Maldives in Collateral and Fiji in Heat).

Cupa go.

>>2774112
Get out of here.

>>2774121
That's your entire argument, you can't analyze a story besides "it made me feel good" because you're a pleb.

>>2774130
Why do you want me to try and write an essay on Lawrence of Arabia's story when loads of people have done it before, and we're on a history board?

http://dramatica.com/analysis/lawrence-of-arabia

>>2773981
Collateral was kino

>>2773981
Collateral, Heat and LOTM are GOAT, so is Miami Vice (the show not the film). I'd argue even Manhunter would've been better than Silence of the lambs if it had a comparable budget.

>>2773977
cry havoc and let slip the camels of war!

>>2772792
>/pol/ boogeyman for no reason
not wanting this board to become anymore of a /pol/ 2.0 is just fine with me

>>2763380
I adore this movie, especially that scene
>I may have had it playing on repeat for 3 hours at one point

>>2764282
Best thing about this is how that scene actually happened (but not exactly like that), and was written down by Caesar himself.

>>2774028
>300
>/his/

>>2770875
1700's warfare in general for me. Same with the Patrior. I still prefer their uniforms than any other era

>>2774560
oh the irony

>>2775000
What are you going to do? What do you want to do? Go all the other way because you deem this board is too far on the left and make more "hitler was right threads" or see there's a struggle from both sides, that they have their share of extremists, that truth is in the middle but not in as centrism, instead is moderation.

>>2762761
The uploader says in the info that it was the only part of the movie worth watching.

>>2774057
>>2774078
Lawrence of Arabia features one of the most masterfully executed examples of role reversal in cinema. I don't know what crawled up your butt when you first watched it, but it's time to let go.

>>2762547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxiyVyYjZxE

>>2772525
>>2772580
>Found the butt atomized bong