but why?

>>2751026
M-E-X-I-C-A-N-S

>>2751030
Meat, extra xerotic, is crummy and never succulent?

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>>2751026
Why not? Two different people, why wouldn't they want to live in their own countries?

>>2751026
When I was in czech republic I asked a local guy why they splitted. I was wasted drunk so I don't remember

>>2751026
Muh unique culture.

>>2751078
"If we be nice to the Gollywogs, the rest of the world will look the other way while we ally ourselves with Indonesia and steal East Timor's oil"

I personally theorize the powers that be had a vested interested in having smaller, weaker European states which would be more dependent on the EU. Only 30% of CHSLO population actually wanted to divide the country. That's low.

Slovaks are slavicised Magyars.

>>2751026
Politicians in each federal republic wanted to steal all the national industry for themselves.

>>2751263
This but unironically. Also Czechs are slavicized Krauts.

>>2751265
This but unironically. Also Krauts are germanicized Slavs.

>>2751277
This but unironically. Also Slavs are South Balts.

>>2751263
magyars are magyarized croats

>>2751291
Not true. They are magyarised Turks and Pannonian Slavs.

>>2751307
Magyars have zero Turkish blood in them

>>2751309
I was talking about Avars mate.

>>2751315
Avar khaganate was like 90% Slavic though.

>>2751309
croats are catholic serbs

>>2751520
Serbs are orthodox Slavs.

>>2751541
Serbs are orthodox Turks

>>2751609
Turks are Sunni Hittites

>>2751609
Turks are durkadurka Armenians and Greeks

>>2751291
This.
t. Voja Seselj

>>2751609
Turks are Sunni Balkanites (Greeks, Serbs, Albanians, Bulgarians)

Why is Slovakia a thing? Who are they? What's their history?

>>2751026
They wanted too.

>>2752151
Part of Hungary for most of their history, then Trianon happens, Czechoslovakia and then they split. Their name means slavland or something, the same as slovenia

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>>2751265
Slavicized celts actually

>>2751078
The eternal Javanese

>>2752165
The population didn't.

>>2751026
>25 year rule

>>2753238
24 years and slightly over 7 months ago is close enough

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>>2752151
>Independent Duchy of Nitra
>Part of Great Moravia
>Magyars invaded
>At some point under Polish rule, later back to Magyars
>Trianon
>Czechoslovakia as one or two countries. Such status varied.