ITT: Post historical waifus

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One-eyed waifu best waifu

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pious and cute

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Obligatory

>>2747496

What's her story?

>>2749161
>combat skirt
For fucks sake at least wear pants

>>2749669

Photo op.

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>>2747991

>Anne will never tuck your babies into bed, singing them lullabies in Dutch and Hebrew

>>2749669
It isn't really known although it is said she lost it around age 14 or so.

>>2749669
That's actually Odin in disguise.

>>2749161
wasn't that a dude?

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>ywn an artist in revolutionary France racing against time to record this beauty for posterity

>ywn be interrupted half way through by the dirty Jacobins that have come to prepare her for the blade.

>ywn receive a lock of her hair as a parting gift before her hands are bound and she is lead out to the waiting cart.

>ywn marvel at her courage and fortitude as she is lead slowly through the rain and hateful crowds.

>ywn see her blush from the immodesty of having her shawl torn from her to expose her pale neck and shoulders to the blade.

>ywn witness the barbarism of her head being held up to the crowd then repeatedly slapped

>ywn feel an inhuman chill travel up your spine as the look in her eyes and the blush on her cheeks leave no doubt that she is all too aware of the horrible indignity.

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>>2751231

FUCKING JACOBINS

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2750430
I'd still hit it.

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>not having a DEUS VULT waifu
Heathens, all of you.

>>2751753

Was Vendee really a genocide or is that just /pol/-tier right-wing virtue signaling?

>>2753084
It's a little bit of a stretch to call it a genocide by the common definition of the word but it was particularly brutal.

>>2753771

So in other words... Somewhere in between.

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>>2747491
We all knew this was coming

>>2754258

But when will this nigga >>2747991 draw it?

>>2754258

This app will singe-handedly turn an entire generation of men gay.

>>2754244
Essentially. The aim wasn't to wipe out the entire population but the government definitely went out of there way to wage war on civilians

>>2751231
After her execution they performed an autopsy to see if she was a virgin, as they believed it impossible for a woman to commit such an act on her own. They believed that she must have had a lover who convinced her to do it. The autopsy revealed she was a virgin and there was no lover.

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She was so beautiful.

>>2752021
>Orlando Furioso
>"""History"""

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>>2754258

>>2751231
who is this

>>2747991
Hi Jeff

>>2758134
Charlotte Corday

>>2758417

who is this semen demon?

>>2758425
Mary Robinson

>>2753084
I wouldn't say the fighting casualties in war in the Vendee was not a genocide, but the actions of certain people who killed civilian men, women and children deemed counter-revolutionary for their or their parent's political beliefs (with the idea being that because their parents were monarchists or, at worst, didn't completely support everything in the new government, that the children were tained) would fit within the concept of genocide. I believe it was Carrier who wrote something to the affect that he intended to wipe out all trace of counter-revolutionary families.

>>2758443
>>2758443
Oh, the quote I was thinking of was actually Turreau, not Carrier. Although he may have said something similar.

Turreau's quote

>We must exterminate all men who have taken arms against the Republic and strike down their fathers, their wives, their sisters and their children. The Vendée must become a national cemetery.

>>2757592
That's not from Orlando Furioso, that's Florine of Burgundy, an actual historical person.

>>2749669
It's Ravager, Deathstroke's daughter and anti-heroic Teen Titans member.

>>2758297

Hello there,

Mind if I confess about my love for Anne?

>>2749161
terrorist

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>ctrl+f
>no Joan of Arc

You disappoint me

>>2761640
>>2747991

Came here to post these

>>2763435

Who dat?

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brutally murdered waifu

>>2747491
I remember being VERY attracted to her seeing that portrait in a history book as a teen.

>>2764513
Thats why G*D in his endless love allowed something called Google to be invented; just for cases like that.

But to answer your question its
"Princesse de Broglie" (named after one Joséphine-Éléonore-Marie-Pauline de Galard de Brassac de Béarn (1825–1860), who actually died shortly after getting painted), painted by Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres in 1853 in Paris.

>>2766210
>Thats why G*D in his endless love allowed something called Google to be invented; just for cases like that.

I'd like to hear /his/'s summary of it

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>>2765286

Just wait until you see her with long hair

>>2768380

Not half bad actually

>>2766210
>actually died shortly after getting painted

Sad boner

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;_;

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>picture from 1988-9

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>all those shit-tier waifus
>not posting the ultimate waifu

>>2760233
GiVE Me ThE AquItAiNE

>>2771310

I wonder what her natural hair color was...

>>2771965
Dark blond. Why?

>>2772233

Just curious. I've only ever seen depictions of her with her hair covered

>>2771098

Kate Cobain

>>2768380
Sayla?

>>2747491
Your waifu is shit. Unironically.

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>>2749678
I highly disagree with that opinion and so does my dick.

>>2749161
>female

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>>2755377
Lets just go with it.

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>ywn be King Xerxes
>ywn be comforted by your Jewish qt Queen when Sparta kicks your ass
>ywn feel her take your hand and put it on her belly and feel the kick of your heir growing inside of her

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>>2747491

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>>2774615
/thread

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Step aside

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Deer Park me, daddy

>>2771014
Best crazy waifu.

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Cleo de Merode.

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>>2747491
I ain't gay, but this is the only correct answer.

>>2765085
>Finally, I saw a woman appear, as white as a sheet, being helped by a turnkey. They said to her harshly: "Shout 'Vive la nation!'" "No! No!" she said. They made her climb up on a pile of corpses. One of the killers grabbed the turnkey and pushed him away. "Oh!" exclaimed the ill-fated woman, "do not harm him!" They repeated that she must shout "Vive la nation!" With disdain, she refused. Then one of the killers grabbed her, tore away her dress, and ripped open her stomach. She fell, and was finished off by the others. Never could I have imagined such horror.

>Two men were dragging by the legs a naked, headless trunk slit open to the breast, its back to the ground. ... At my right, on the end of a pike, was ahead which at the gesticulations of the bearer often touched my face. At my left another fiend, more horrible still, was holding in one hand pressed against me the entrails of the victim, and in the other a huge knife. Behind these a great coal-heaver was waving, suspended from a pike above my forehead, the fragment of a chemise soaked in blood and slime.

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>>2747491

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>>2774555
Fighter ace > sniper

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>>2761640
100% this!

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Who's your HREfu lads?

>>2775329
>the Jews were behind the Persian invasion of Europe
Is history repeating itself?

>>2757697
>Oh anon-kun, push into my line with your heavy cavalry~

>>2780624

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. >>2747991

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>>2780307

Yes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXEjtVPTfMA

>>2774458
Louise Brooks. Watch Pandora's Box, it's top-teir goodness.

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>>2780284

>>2780768
Ah yes, the classic social network meme

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>>2747991
>>2780624
>>2780715

I wonder what kind of mother she would've made. Very sweet and caring? Extremely neurotic and unstable? Fiercely protective?

I always thought that had Anne survived the war, she would've wound up developing severe claustrophobia, would've married an outdoorsman, and raised her her family in an open space such as a ranch in Texas or a cattle station in Australia.

>>2782612
Nah. I think she would have still become a writer, moved to America and lived in a big city where she could work and lose herself in the hustle and bustle to try to move on from what happened.

Milunka Savic

>tfw no grenade tossing, uniform wearing nationalist Serbian wife to throw out the Austrian invaders from your homeland

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>>2782881
While looking her up I found out that Serbs call Joan of Ark Jovanka Orleanka. Serbs, she a tragic fucking heroine, what the fuck? Jovanka Orleanka lol.

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>>2782626

Mods are being jerks again

See pic for response

>>2782626

Traumatic life experiences such as war often cause people to lead very different lives from they had originally planned/wanted beforehand.

ex. Ron Kovic, started out life as just another normal American boy. His wounding in Vietnam started a chain of events that led him to become of the most famous anti-war activists in US history.

>>2784119
Do you want to say she'd become a nazi?

>>2784246

Well no, let's not go in over our heads here. If anyone was going to get political, it would've been her sister (probably the militant Zionist type).

But there have been Holocaust survivors who became racist extremists so I suppose it's not impossible Anne might've fallen in with a radical right wing movement had she moved abroad such as segregationist Americans or pro-Apartheid/Boer nationalists. Especially if she had married a someone who was already a supporter of that movement. In such, her claim to fame would be that of a public embarrassment rather than a martyr.

>>2782612
>>2783979

Probably would've started out a hyper-protective nervous wreck as a lot of first-time parents are but would've grown into it as they grew older and she had more.

Also thought she would have likely developed a disdain for enclosed spaces. Maybe not turned into a full blown cowgirl but anything's possible. Probably an alternate universe somewhere that happened.

>>2782626

As pointed the other anon pointed out, plenty of writers spent at least part of their time farming living in rural areas, often served to inspire their best works.

>>2750245
>dutch

>>2786365

Uhhh... She spoke Dutch?

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>>2786365

Final an excuse to post this

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>Hated by her mother for being smarter and her beauty
>trapped in a loveless marriage with an older man
>Gets free, falls for Herbert Hoover's nephew
>Hoover's nephew crashes his car with her in it, permanently damaging her internal organs
>Falls for a zionist
>Zionist is forbade by his family to marry her
>Zionist mysteriously ends up dead a few years later
>Falls for Hitler
>Hitler does not recipercate
>Marries Goebbels to remain close to Hitler
>Satisfied for a while
>Goebbels starts cheating on her
>Goes to Hitler for a divorce
>Hitler plays marriage councilor
>Does not approve a divorce, but does encourage a trial separation, and then a reconcile with the assurance that if Goebbels cheats again, he will lose his position in the party, lose his marriage and his assets to her and be sent as an envoy to Japan.
>Goebbels obeys, when they get back together Goebbels starts cheating again
>No longer cares, starts taking up affairs with young SS men
>War starts
>Magda decides she should join the war effort
>Goes to work in a radio manufactoring plant, where she flourishes and becomes very tech savvy
>Offered a car and a personal guard
>Declines, takes the bus with the other ladies
>Spare time is spent working in German hospitals as a nurse aid
>Goebbels tries to exploit that
>she refuses to let the young men be exploited like that
>Magda grows steadily disillusioned by the war
>By 1943 she's openly talking against the war at parties
>By 1944 she develops Trimingal Neuralgia - considered one of the worst pains in the word and is nicknamed 'The Suicide Disease - There is no treatments for it at the time.
>The pain drives her slowly unstable
>1945 the end is near
>Her last thread of sanity is tied to Hitler's life.
>Hitler is determined to die in Berlin
>So too is Magda
>Takes the lives of her children as a last act to protect her children from a future that would hate and despise them even if they were too young to understand

ywn cuddle Magda through her pain

>>2777413
That sounds horrible Indeed haha

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>>2787669

You mean to tell me Gobbels literally cucked a Zionist?!

>>2782925
>Jovanka Orleanka.
So Whats so funny?

>>2784246
That would be awesome.

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>>2788544

>Wanting Anne Frank to be a Nazi

Boy, do we have the poorly written fanfic for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcRgfK_vWtQ

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>>2788308
Yes, and proceeded to have him murdered in the Mandate.

>>2788729

Well, nothing says endless love like capital murder.

>>2755377
Gods work anon

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>>2751231
>ywn witness the barbarism of her head being held up to the crowd then repeatedly slapped
The crowd was so impressed by her bravery that the guy who slaped her was sent to prison by the tribunal of Paris.

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>She'll never fly into the hell of Berlin April 1945, breaking through Soviet, American and English superiority in a light aircraft just to save your life.
>She'll never remain faithful to you until her dying day.

>>2788969

>be Hanna Reitsch
>be one of the first great female pilots
>be first female helicopter pilot
>basically get shunned from history books because you were also an anti-Semitic fanatic

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>>2751231
>>2758456
>>2777413
This strain of ultra-violent egalitarian sociopaths still exists in France : Be they maoists or anarchists, they would take the chance to kill you at the earliest sign of public order failure. For example, there is this one leftist blogger, writer or whatever who was rejoiced by the killing of that old priest by two terrorists in 2016. The fact that they are too stupid and ignorant to wage an effective revolution is the only thing that stands between us and their antisocial instincts. I believe this is specific to France, because I didn't see as much hatred from the leftists of other European countries.

>>2759761
Only if you do so by releasing another album

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>Manchu princess
>niece of Baron von Ungern-Sternberg through his wife
>notoriously hedonistic bisexual
>worked as an Axis operative
>infiltrated the Chinese military dressed as a man and spent years spying for Japan
>eventually caught and charged with treason
>her defense was that as a Manchu, she never swore allegiance to the Chinese government in the first place
>put to death anyway

>>2790438

Was she a Hapa?

>>2791048
The people of Manchuria looked a little whiter than the Han Chinese that we're accustomed to seeing these days.

Whether that's the result of actual mixing with white people or just from originating in a more northern climate is difficult to say.

>>2776972
My nigga

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>>2747491
>Still no Iron Lady to be seen.
Best thing that could have happened to the UK.

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>>2771095
so much this

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>>2771098
what is this app?

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>>2747491
(((husbando?)))

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Voltaire.
And this painting in particular always drives me wild for some reason.

>>2791364

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=io.faceapp&hl=en

>>2791931

You're late to the show pal

>>2780624
>>2747991

>>2791143
>that hair
Why do computer nerds always suck at /fa/?

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>>2791931

>Anne will be a sweet caring mother to your children
>ywn cuddle with all of them in bed

I don't know what it is but I've always wanted to smash Collier's Lady Godiva. It's a bit strange because I'm not really attracted to any of the women in his other work, but this one drives me crazy.

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>>2793909
Sorry, meant to include pic.

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>she will never love me

existence is pain

>>2794163

Poor girl died because of a war she probably barely understood. One her father helped cause with his warmongering and incompetence no less.

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>>2771095
>>2791147
Patrician taste

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la malinche god-tier

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>>2794862
>>2791147
>>2771095

>"Come along, Ip! Anon is still asleep, we better get back so we can surprise him with breakfst in bed!"

;_; life is pain when the best was born and died before you.

>>2791999
every face in that painting is a reaction pic

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>>2794939
Damn nigga I didn't want that feel

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Dido is mai history waifu!

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>>2795965

>>2793834
kek

>>2797964

How long before Shadman draws that copypasta?

>The UK 1940's Radio Station

Based. Last Englishman in London, probably.

>>2795965

Goddamnit, you sick bastards will Rule 34/63 anything won't you?

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>>2800738

63 applies to all. All!

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>>2801251

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>>2801392
https://www.museodelprado.es/en/the-collection/art-work/federico-florez-y-marquez/6b4dab0d-45e2-4afe-8c75-84cf9603cf9f
>A full-length portrait of Federico Flórez as a boy, wearing the uniform of the School of Noble Students of Madrid. This work is especially significant in Madrazo´s oeuvre, as it is one of the few examples of a portrait in a landscape. The evocation of Velasquez´s world is combined with the approach of European Romanticism, including a sensationalist lighting that envelops the figure in a crepuscular atmosphere, giving it a somewhat melancholy mood.
>A full-length portrait of Federico Flórez as a boy
>as a boy
What the fuck? This is way too feminine

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>>2747991
>>2780715

>>2801657

That seriously needs to turn that into a full-sized graphic novel (emphasis on the graphic part) and sold as official Neutral Milk Hotel merchandise.

Normally I'd say we should go to Shadman for such a task but his art style isn't realistic enough.

How much money will it take to convince based drawfag to cum out of hiding to help us make this brilliant work of art reality?

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>>2801673

What do you have in mind?

>>2787669
Impudent strumpet!

>>2795582
>dido
>history

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>>2801473
this to be honest

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>>2801473
>>2802821
/thread

>>2803259

Anyone got any studies or testimonies of Holocaust survivors who were in hiding and had sexual relations with those who harbored them? Whether they were coerced or simply the result of the natural loss of inhibition that occurs in wartime? Did such relationships survive the end of the war? What became of children born from such relationships?

>>2804587

I mean most took in Jews from the good of their hearts, I imagine there would also always be those who would do so with less pure intentions.

15 year old Jewish girl with nowhere else to go comes knocking on your door crying that the Nazis are after her? What's really gonna stop you from taking advantage of her, making her pregnant, and abusing the kid as well?

>>2802815
Not that anon, but I think she was a historical person, although mythicised.

>>2804633
>What's really gonna stop you from taking advantage of her, making her pregnant, and abusing the kid as well?
or just love her

>>2804633
Condoms.

>>2804839

Hard to find those when your country is under Nazi occupation

>>2804836

What I mean is that while normally law enforcement would be on the lookout for perverts taking advantage of young girls, they've either been co-opted by the Nazi authorities and are used to advance their agenda rather than fight crime and protect the peace, or they've disbanded altogether and you're basically living in a de facto state of lawlessness (the local Wehrmacht or SS garrison probably doesn't give a shit about locals robbing or murdering each other so long as they're not the targets).

In that vacuum, people are free to pretty much do whatever they want to whomever they want and no one except a retaliating lynch mob is gonna stop them.

>>2804887
yeah, and you're free to love her, cuddle her, dream with her, massage her clit, do her hair

>>2804929

You're also free to rape her if she refuses your advances. And it's not like she's gonna go crying to anyone for help. Her immediately family are probably a pile of ash in the Auschwitz courtyard. The police are either under orders to arrest her for being a Jew or there are no police to even bother reporting a crime to. And the Germans will definitely arrest/kill her (and possibly rape as well).

And that's my point, there were certainly Holocaust survivors who were victimized by their supposed saviors.

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>>2747491

>>2804986
if i just rub her clit it's not rape

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>>2805047
>if i just rub her clit it's not rape

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>>2805047

>Rape is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a person not the spouse of the perpetrator, under any of the following circumstances:
>Where it is accomplished against a person's will by means of force, violence, duress, menace, or fear of immediate and unlawful bodily injury on the person or another
>genital touching is classified as an act of sexual intercourse

t. California penal code

>>2805136
>Rape is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a person not the spouse of the perpetrator
California defines rape as impossible to occur within a marriage? i was pretty sure Saudi arabia has been attacked for this

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>>2804929

>ywn anally penetrate Rutka Laskier while she gives birth hiding in the Polish countryside
>ywn hold onto her belly as it contorts with each contraction
>ywn grab her jiggling and milk squirting breasts.
>ywn feel as the baby slowly empties from her womb.
>ywn thrust in and out of her as her screaming intensifies.
>ywn feel the head with your testicles and the bottom of your dick as it crowns.
>ywn bust your load as she makes the final push, coating her ass and the baby in your semen.
>ywn fill the air with the aromatic scent of blood and other bodily fluids.
>ywn hold her and the baby in your arms as she sleeps, exhausted from the agony of birth and the pleasure of the creampie you left inside of her.
>ywn silently watch the lonely hills for signs of Nazi patrols as she enjoys her well-earned rest

>>2805144

No, that's classified as marital rape, which is a separate classification of crime. They're kept separate because witness/victim testimony laws are different in the case of spouses.

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>>2804929
>>2805148

This, but Anne Frank in a windmill and her parents get to watch too

>>2805177
what parent wouldn't want to watch their first grandchild being born and their second grandchild being concieved?

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>>2805184
>their second grandchild being concieved
>thinking anal causes pregnancy

Back to biology class with you

>>2805205
apparently you don't know much about the Virgin Mary

>>2805287
>Virgin Mary
>Virgin
>Emphasis on VIRGIN

You definitely ain't a virgin if you're getting your ass pounded while you're giving birth.

>>2787669
>Takes the lives of her children as a last act to protect her children from a future that would hate and despise them even if they were too young to understand
fuck off

>>2805336

To be fair, her kids probably would've been raped and butchered by the Russians for bragging rights if she hadn't

>>2805047
Any sexual act without autorisation of one party is rape.

>>2791134
So why am I living in a dying country?

>>2795965
>>2801243
>>2801251

I don't get it, they don't even resemble the people they're supposed to represent. What's the appeal?

>>2747561
joanna newsom?

>>2805317
jesus was born by anal leakage, Mary's hymen was still intact so she was still virgin

>>2805796
YOU SHOULD BE WHIPPED FOR EVEN MAKING COMMENTS LIKE THIS! YOURE SICK AND TWISTED

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only a true /his/torian will know who this lady is and why she is famous

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>>2806601

This

>>2806778
/pol/ is a retard, left wing, atheist, Anti Anglo board.

>>2806632
OK. Tell us.

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>>2806826

>/pol/
>left wing

>>2806632
You mean Circe? Or that slut Lady Hamilton?

>>2807086

He got it right
>>2807580

>>2807500
>he thinks liberals that happen to dislike some SJWs and post frog memes are the """Right""" wing

>>2807500
Just because someone doesn't like Jews doesn't make them right wing, /pol/ is 100% against traditional values.
They support tattoos, fornication, pagan practices, alcoholism, prostitution, pornography, inmodest dress,

>>2808146
and in the same breath they call all that stuff 'degenerate'

/pol/ is a conglomeration of the hypocritical, their only collective is anger and bitterness.

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>>2787669
whoa
at least her life would make a pretty good /his/ movie desu

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>>2808985

Agreed

They'll rail against Jewish sexual deviance one thread and be posting shit like >>2801657 the next

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>>2788969
>>2789419

topkek, none of you are going to mention her knocking boots with pic related?

>>2805136
>>california
I don't necessarily disagree with you here, but california now defines rape as any sex act that takes place without "clearly defined consent" which is tumblr bullshit.

>>2771310
Best

>>2802836
This one always hurts.

She looks just like my ex.

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>>2808985
>>2808146
>>2808146
>>2810298


Do you all hold such a simplistic view of Chan culture that you think /Pol/ is a unified board? There are a massive amount of different factions on /Pol/ it's this websites most visited board ffs.

>>2806601
He's right though. It's the only possible explanation for the Virgin birth.

>>2812673

/pol/ is probably the board with the most uniform opinions, especially when it comes to Trump and liberals (modern definition). Virtually all of them support Trump and despise liberals. If you see anti-Trump/pro-liberals threads, 99% of the time, they're joke/copypasta trying to rile other users up.

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Brando in uniform.

>>2802836
Imperial waifu best waifu.

>>2814186
/Pol/ is incredibly fragmented. Many of the group's only ally themselves during election periods which is why election years are so much fun on /Pol/.

Recently there has been a massive influx of people that are completely contradictory to the beliefs most /Pol/acks have held.

>>2814186
There used to be a huge amount of ideological diversity on /pol/ back in 2012 - 2015

Then trump happened and the board became infested. They're mostly just trump shills now

>>2747884
Kacaps killed her :(

>>2777429
The Bog

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>>2815005
>Recently there has been a massive influx of people that are completely contradictory to the beliefs most /Pol/acks have held.

You have >>>/r/The_Donald to thank for that

>>2811949
That's a woman?

>>2815119
Yeah. I didn't mind them so much during the election but they've proven to be mindless drones simply following Trump's cult of personality.

They almost removed Dick Masterson's ama because he made even the most vanilla and slight criticism of Trump's Syria strike.

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What is it about teenage Holocaust victims and sick little puppies who want to literally fuck them while they give birth in hiding?

I mean, I get wholesome fantasies like >>2747991 >>2750245 >>2782612 >>2783979 >>2793834 are okay and I get them. They symbolize murdered innocence and you like to think about giving them the joy of raising family they were robbed of by evil men.

But this shit >>2801657 >>2805148 >>2805177 >>2805047 >>2805184 is deviant beyond the point of dirty thoughts, bizarre, or even edgy. It's fucking horrific.

Were y'all waxing your carrots to this before /mu/ wrote that fucking pregnant Anne Frank fanfic or did Jeff Mangum plant these dirty thoughts in your heads with it?

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Faggots! The lot of you!

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>>2816000

Check'd

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>>2791147

>>2816158

Was she a legit Samurai or just a wife posing in her husband's gear to be kinky?

>>2816264
Female Samurai did apparently exist, but I don't know if the woman in this picture was a legit one. Still cute anyway.

>>2816301

Did female samurai marry and have children, or were they forced to remain unwed so as to keep their bodies in peak physical condition/not be burdened with having to balance carrying for children while away at war?

>>2816301
IIRC that was a boy from a stage production or something, not actually an onna bugeisha.

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>ctrl+f
>theodora
>250 replies in

i'm disappointed, /his/

>>2817042
>ywn fuck Theodora
Kill me.

>>2815948

I've been beating my meat to the thought of a pregnant Anne Frank since I was 12, Jeff definitely helped me visualize it better though.

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>>2817042
Cuter picture of her

>>2819336

Who's this pretty lady?

>inb4 le google image search fgt

I'd like to read /his/'s summary of her

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>>2747491

>>2819336

Folk singer Joni Mitchel

>>2820008
>>2820754

>>2774615
THIIIIIISS

>>2816432
There are a few legends of female fighters in Japan, but as far as I know the historical examples were mostly a desperate times thing, women defending their clan's last strongholds, for example, or just against surprise/bandit attacks while all the men were at war. Think more impromptu militia of women from the higher class of society who might have been somewhat trained with weapons during their upbringing then a class of fearless women warriors. I tried looking at the Wikipedia article to see if they had examples I might not know about but while they try to say it was a common thing, the only examples they give are from fiction. Except one woman during the Boshin war (so, mid 19th century) who got together with 20 women to fight for their clan.

So I doubt there were any real rules for them.

>>2805437
Because she passed away.

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I wish I could've saved her

>>2823520

With a time machine?

>>2774615
Purest waifu.

>>2824377

kek'd and check'd

Jeff should just save all teenage girls who died in some terrible act of mass murder with his time machine.

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The only acceptable answer

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>>2820036
my man

>>2819336
>>2820754


>smoker by age 9
>unwed mother by 20
>divorced by 21
>that was the start of her musical career

That's actually kinda sad

>>2826311

dat little airplane sewn into her coat

>>2826247
>>2751231
My nigga. I knew I wasn't the only Cordayfag

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Maude Fealy

>>2805148

>tfw no Rutkafu and lil' Rutkafu babies for you to kiss and hold in your arms

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>>2831944

>1944

check'd and kek'd

>>2823520

In a screwed up kind of way, I'm kinda glad the Romanovs died together as a family.

If Anastasia or any of the other children had somehow escaped and been the lone survivor, they would have left tormented with survivor's guilt not to mention they would likely have been ruthlessly hunted down by the Bolsheviks (the Romanov family within Russia's borders were effectively exterminated, almost all of its modern descendants are from those who lived abroad). Better for them to die together than to be picked off one by one like dogs.

>>2747496
She's dreamy.

>>2830712
Who is this?

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>>2747491

>Eva Braun's little sister
>Smoked in front of Hitler
>Laughed at his remarks about smoking in front of Hitler
>Laughed at his vegetarianism in front of Hitler
>Married Hermann Fegelein.

>>2838166

Fegelein was a legit piece of shit though, and I'm not talking about the war crimes. He was a notorious adulterer and was even arrest for race defilement once.

>>2775482
Who's this and why does she look so sad?

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>no one posting the best husbando

shit taste boys

>>2812786
I wish more people knew more about human biology and stop using this edgy meme.

>>2758435
hnnnng

>>2839596

this

>>2823520
The Romanov praise goes too far. They lived privileged lives compared to almost anyone else of the time

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>>2837414
Silent film era actress. Personally I think a lot of the silent era actresses look better than the talkie/Golden Age era actresses until you start getting into the '50s and start getting ones like Audrey Hepburn and Doris Day.

>>2826247
>>2829399
>>2751231
glorified girondin cheerleader and a filthy aristocrat to boot

>>2841770

Nicolas II had his demise coming for sure, but his children did not deserve such a fate.

>>2839596
I don't really believe it, I'm just referencing Constantine

>>2842624
which Constantine?

>>2749161
This is a man if I'm not mistaken.

>>2843929

sauce

>>2749161
nice man hands

t. mtf """girl"""

>>2827512

Yeah

>>2799893
FUG

>>2747991
fine, i'll fucking say it.

Anne Frank was a 6/10 at best.

>>2847256

Have her pop out a big ole' 10lb baby or two and those petite little boobies turning into giant milkers will make her an 8 out of 10

>>2843880
The one and only

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>>2830712

step aside

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Princesses Olga and Tatyana

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>>2791999

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>ywn watch her fuck Lord Byron behind the prime minister's back.
>ywn console her while she goes mad when he tosses her aside just like everyone else

>>2847256

Add a point for every month of pregnancy;

So pregnant Anne Frank would've been 15/10

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>>2848931

You logic is impeccable

>>2841909
Silent film actresses just had to look pretty, it was harder to find a pretty girl with an iota of acting talent. Compromises had to be made.

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>>2848931

>be me
>be at work
>read this post
>pop instaboner at the mere thought of Anne caressing her belly lovingly in the middle of a park full of roses and the laughter of children on a spring afternoon

Goddamnit, I should really stop browsing this site at work...

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Not thinking ancient enough lads

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>>2850234

>tfw militaryfag
>tfw read this in the barracks
>tfw basically nutted at what you described without even touching dick
>tfw all mushy inside thinking about Anne Frank as loving wife and mother of my children

Great now I gotta change my skivvies AND take my rifle to the range just to make myself feel like a man again

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>>2850234

Oh yeah and the guy in that picture is a /k/ommando, he served with Saigamarine in Iraq supposedly.

>>2850453
>feels girly because he came to the thought of an attractive woman bearing his children
This is the straightest fetish ever m8.

>this thread will die soon
Oh well it lasted 20 days

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>>2850487

It's hard to describe, but in a hyper-mascuiline environment where we're all thinking about while cleaning our rifles (not THAT kind of rifle) is when we're gonna get the next issue of Jugs or Victoria's Secret, getting a high hard one to the idea of saving (to quote that pasta /pol/ uses to mindfuck people) "a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early" and watching her softly kiss and sing to your newborn child in gratitude does feel a little weird.

It just contrasts so differently from my daily life where we're swearing, roughhousing, and talking about how much we want to kill ragheads.