>You will never prove yourself a useful warrior on the field

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>>2747045
You heathen! I shall see you on the tourney field for this!

>you will never be dragged from your horse and slowly beaten to death by a mob of peasants who strip you of your mangled armor and sell it for booze money

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>>2747140

>>2747140
>>2747143
He's still on his horse.
Checkmate, peasant.

>>2747140
>you will never slaughter dozens of peasants/levies by trampling them with your huge warhorse and hacking at them with your finely crafted weapon of choice

>>2747143
>like I give a fuck

>>2747022
Well atleast people today get to live past 20

>>2747222
>this fucking meme again

>you will never take part in a society-shattering crisis, and rise through the organs of the new order, to become a powerful and feared administrator

Thank fucking god.

>>2747022
>not wanting to kill a cuntish noble with your shit smeared weapons
That sounds like a good time.

>dying of diarrhea or some horrific ass disease
>having a sword go through you
>having a minor cavity turn into an absess and kill you
>living in a straw hut because you're a slave to some feudal Lord
Why is medieval life so terrible?

>>2748714
yeah but like, fighting dragons n shit.