Hey /his/, can we have a quote thread?, Post your favorite quotes

"Who are these guys, oh shi-"
-Oskar Direlwanger

rest in pieces :(

*thump*
- Archduke Franz Ferdinand, later adopted by President John F. Kennedy

"*autistic screeching*"
- Karl Marx

"Behold! I've brought you a man."

the quote is actually a good counter for LGBT shit

page 11 death row bump lmao

>>2743190
Knowing ol' oskar, it probably went something more like
>oh yeah, beat me harder, i've been a naughty fucking nazi. haven't I, daddy? Ooooh, fuck yeah, jam that bayonet up my tight little ass

>>2743199
>If I know anything about serbians, its that they're only capeable of one assassination attempt per day

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>>2743190
Memed.

>>2743144
"I'm a cunt"
- Donald Trump

>>2743144
What are you gonna do, stab me?
- Julius Caesar

>>2745526
fuck you i giggled

>>2746387
No wonder he got his shit slapped.

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>>2746385
Brilliant

>>2743163
Damn, this makes his achievements look even more impressive.

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Robert Surcouf, a French corsair (privateer) and all-around badass, talkingwith a British officer after capturing his ship, the Kent:

British officer: “You French fight for money, while we British fight for honor.”
Robert Surcouf: “Sir, a man fights for what he lacks the most.”

>>2743281
In what way?

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>>2747036
DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS

AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

>>2743190
lel