If 4chan was a historical Nation what would it be

somalia

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>>2732706
what boards are what nations

>>2732708
This
>>2732706
Ethiopia, Starving for (you)'s

Brazil and /pol/ would be the RIo de Janeiro

>>2732710
Austria is /b/ (Defacto Sterotype/strongest)
Bradenburg is /pol/
Saxony is /v/

>>2732710
/pol/ is Prussia that's for sure
>not the most powerful in the beginning but still a power
>eventually becomes dominant
Austria would be like /b/ in that it used to be a huge fuck off power but decayed with time

>>2732710
>>2732716
Bavaria is /his/ Muh Culture
Bohemia is /s4s/
Pomerania is /lgbt/ (at /pol/'s mercy)

France would be Reddit
>They always fucking with us and trying to change us
Ottomans would be Tumblr
>Worst Enemy, our polar opposite

>>2732706
Yugoslavia, because we're a diverse, yet similar bunch of autists.

Holstein would be /biz/ hands down

>>2732710
>>2732737
Swiss would be 8
THOSE SPLITTERS

/pol/ would be Spain, an ex world super power thats now just an embarrasment to its past.
/b/ would be Italy for the same reasons just on a bigger scale (in the sense it used to be great = the roman empire)

>>2732801
/pol/ is the main cultural and political force on this website bruh

>>2732801
/b/ was never great

>>2732810
/pol/ also known as r/the_donald

>>2732817
Even before Drumpf /pol/ was undeniably the biggest thing on this website

>>2732801
/pol/ got Trump elected, and /b/ is pretty berlusconi

>>2732721
>eventually becomes dominant
>everytime become rekt by /a/ & friends

>>2732825
>main cultural and political force on this website bruh
Kek.

>>2732890
>implying the dems can do three terms in sequence without FDR
Kek.

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>>2732706
>that can still find common ground

we all know the answer
RHODESIA

Finland

>>2732706
>that can still find common ground
I won't spoil 'HRE Season 3: Post 1648' for you

>>2732759
>/biz/
>not Venice

>>2733461
ebim :D

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>>2733271
genetic superiority reporting in

>>2732710
/his/ - Athens
/sci/ -Sparta
/lit/ - Troy
/mlp/ - Syracuse
/pol/ - Thebes

>>2735407
philosophy would be athens
history would be sparta

>>2733252

you know that we all love each other you filthy degenerate anime poster.
Also 4chan acts often as one blob when attack from the outside

>>2735407
Pol is macedon
We're some Athenian colony that rebelled and get conquered by romans

>>2735428
/pol/ is obviously Thebes
>Sacred Band
>allying with the Persians
>really really like horses

>>2735444
I say Makedon because it took over boards to die off before /pol became big
We being conquered by romans is a reference to Reddit invasions

>>2732708
This.

>>2735444
Also /pol's buggery would simply be walking into a brothel drunk and then walking through doors until it had proper good pucci
Are the Persians Reddit in your example because sub reddits are like satraps as every serious company bows to Reddit?
>muh horses
/pol hates the mongols because john green likes them, also there'd never be a majority that agreed mongols where 'white'

>>2732810
It is b.

>>2735527
But we only ironically post ancap memes

>>2735529
No it's /pol now
/b is just porn now, and stale stuff like 'titwank' so not even degenerates visit it much

>>2735528
/mlpol/

>>2732710
Reddit is France

>>2735550
If we're talking HRE nations then Reddit is France
If we're talking Greek city states then Reddit is either Rome or Persia

>>2735529
/pol/ is responsible for most of 4chan's notoriety and culture nowadays, /b/ is really generic and shitty now, barely even produce any OC.

But /pol/ is also filled with reddit immigrants so it'll probably go the same way as /b/ eventually

>>2735528
>pol hates the mongols because john green likes them
I thought that was us?

>>2732810
Bitch please /pol/ isn't /s4s/

/r9k/ is poland
/a/ is ottomans
What would /jp/ be?

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r8h8m8

>>2735589
> What would /jp/ be?
Iceland, that one part of Europe that nobody really going to bother with.

>>2735600
Who is England? Who is Denmark?

>>2735589
>What would /jp/ be?
Gensokyo, duh.

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>raids
>horde mentality
>came from nowhere to become one of the most feared groups on the internet
>scary and barbaric to the "civilized" websites like Tumblr, Reddit, WSJ, etc
>unstoppable
>worship an authoritarian "tyrant" but choose chaos over order
>keep Tumblrinas (Euros) up at night
>Reddit (Russians) have a love-hate relationship and a morbid fascination
>never foget, nevr expect us.
>banter

>>2735589
>/a/ is ottomans
>Degenerates obsessed with traps, little girls and harems
>Pirates everywhere
>Their religion reads like a badly written harem isekai LN
Perfect

>>2735640
> Reddit (Russians)
> not chinks

>>2735589
No. Polish have sex.

>>2735577
Still, the soul, the core of this website is /b.

>>2735689
>r9k
>not full of normies
/his/ has probably more virgins than r9k

>>2735711
You know...you are right!
/his is Britain, and I am migrating to /9rk as of now.
Will come again for raids and holiday. Keep well!

/his/ is Poland, /pol/ is germany and reddit/leftypol is Russia

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>>2735736
This.

>>2735423
>>2735423
But I legitimately don't like most of you. I just go here to learn stuff.

>>2735736
>Reddit leftypol = Soviet Russia
Kys

>>2735693
Was. /pol/ got insanely popular during and after the election, it's the fastest board now by far. Even years ago /b/ devolved into a porn dump anyway. Not even the guy you're replying to but /b/ hasn't been the center of this site's culture in many years. Even before /pol/ blew up, /v/, /tv/, and even /sp/ were making most of the new memes. This isn't even a "/b/ was never good" thing or whatever, it's just that /b/ really doesn't affect the rest of the site at all anymore. I can't remember the last time I heard of them raiding something or saw a new meme originating from there.

>>2735761
>Implying it's not

>>2735758
If you really want to learn stuff this isn't the best place. Not even meming you here, Reddit is better for that.

>>2735768
Greek Polish and Uk blogs and phorums had similar trends the past years.
If you trully like history, dont forget.

Basically Guys?
Wanna do a /his project?
The history of 4Chan.

>>2735772
Not implying. It is not.
Oldfag and born in the Eastern bloc.

>>2735784
You realize that naming germany, poland and russia in the same sentence generally doesn't imply post-1970 russia, germany, and poland, right? It means the three during the geopolitical climate of the 30s.

>>2735808
Yeah, I realize this.
Same as /pol. The closest thing I can think about a /30s equivalent of pol is a.country like Romania...

>>2735779
Anonymous sources obviously.

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>>2732706
>1648 map
>1927-onwards version of Polish coat of arms

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>>2732706
>The Holy Mods may preach peace, but when it is 4chan itself that is threatened, it is every poster's duty to defend all that is holy. His Holiness the Moot has called a crusade to reclaim the threads from reddit, who would deny ordinary posters their right to post memes in the holy threads. It is time for the boards to put aside their differences and unite under one banner, the sign of the meme, and give back to the autists what is rightfully theirs or die shitposting.

>>2735408
is &humanities our messenia? Or vice versa?

>>2738178

Medieval 2 total war

>>2735736
>Implying Leftypol would ever be big.
Nigga they're Catalonia.

>>2732771
shut up /half/cuck

>>2738442
They're the Paris Commune

Communism is a tiny, humourless nerd table of the internet

/his/ is /r9k/
That is the only definite

Nobody is thinking of /k/?

>>2735747
Now some weird furry rape shit is going to happen...

>>2735777
Nice Trips. Also /his/ is better for the funny side of history or the autistic arguments.