anyone giving their kids historical names? My wife and I are

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>>2732364
If this isn't bait then I'm so sorry for your daughter.

>>2732364
Oh god don't do this.
I've thought about it a little and the only one I can think of that doesn't sound like autistic LARP-ing is Alex/Alexander

>>2732364
I'm thinking about going the Nixon race use and naming my kids after historical English kings like Edward Longshanks.

>>2732364
you are goimg to call your kid fucking lesbia? are you insane? do you want her to be bullied?

if i ever have a son, i'll name him vercingetorix

>>2732364
If it's a boy be sure to call him Lesbo

Greco-Roman derived names are the only patrician option

>>2732364
I wouldn't recommend it unless you're naming them something typical anyway. Kids are creative with their bullying.

>>2732542
>name kid "Gaius" after Caesar
>everyone calls him "gay-ass"

>>2732364
I name my son Cassius and no I'm not black.

>>2732517
>>2732537
>>2732399
Reddit

>>2732546
Gaius literally means "the gay one"

>>2732364
Excellent old /lit/ meme/10

>>2732364
I-I like Dante desu

no bully

>>2732562
I assume you're an Anglo/Germanic because thats not an uncommon name in Romance speaking countries.

>>2732571
uncommon in my Romance speaking country

>>2732571
In burgeristan the only people named Dante are black people

>>2732364
Aurelia.

>>2732364
Gilgamesh

>>2732758
Fuck off weeb

>>2732364
Your child is gong to hate you in primary school.

>>2732364
You give that as their middle name
George Ludwig Smith
Or
Ben Julius hotdog

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>>2732766
I only know of the epic

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>look up old family names
>Cicero
>Monoah
>Mortimer
>Valens

Valens is okay but I'm not sure it would work.

you could probably find a more common name

my name is alexander

>>2732831
>epic
fuck off reddit

Attila, Árpád, Bayan and Hásteinn for my sons.

I like Pelagius and Drácon.

>>2732541
It's confirmed a girl.

>>2732556
??

>>2732537
>>2732517
>>2732546
>>2732785
>all this talk about bullying
Fuck off all of you. I don't need your negativity so you please stop responding. I made this thread to canvas opinions on other names and to here other anon's own thoughts on child-naming. My wife and I are pretty much decided on our choice but it's not final. After seeing your disgusting comments, however, I think I'll stick to my guns. Names are supposed to imbue STRENGTH, and STRENGTH attained through STRUGGLE. If my daughter's to make her way through life, she better get used to "bullying" (as if that's the only alternative anyway; you're all probably slimy neckbeards projecting your impotence onto my unborn child). Maybe America would be a better country if some of you manlets got roughed up a bit. There's a reason people like me voted Trump.

So one final time, niggers: LEAVE here and get out of your basements. Get some fresh air, see what the grass feels like. My daughter won't be a KEK like you all. I've been alpha my whole life, I've bagged a beautiful wife and it's a foregone conclusion my daughter will be a superior being, too. If people can't comprehend the poetic quality of my daughter's name they'll be fucking plebs like you.

>>2732562
>oh like the pastas al dente?

>>2732858
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh

>>2732879
>sperging out on a malayan palmfrond art website because you got bullied for naming your daughter something so obviously retarded that will cause her decades of torment
>alpha
W E W
E
W

>>2732364
>not naming your son Ariston(means the best)
>not naming him Phainon
>not naming him Seleucus
>not naming him Urusrava
>not naming him Eurysthenes
in all seriousness how does Nicias sound for a name that is both historical and appropriate.
it sounds like a normal name(its a actually a dimunitive of Nikolaos), can be shortened to Nicky as well.

>>2732364
You are just begging for your child to be ruthlessly bullied

>all these posts concerned about the girl being bullied

I don't get it. I would think being a heterosexual female would be way more humiliating than being a lesbian. At least lesbians don't submissively bounce on top of penises. Or literally suck penises for that matter. It's like you guys are conflating the shame of being a gay male with anything that would apply to lesbians. Men and women aren't interchangeable like that, just because you can use the word "gay" in both cases doesn't mean they're anywhere close to the same thing.

>>2732914
>Nicias
>naming your kid after a failed general who caused the collapse of the athenian empire because "muh kidney problems" "muh eclipse" before getting mercilessly executed with his other by the Syracusans on capture and leading to thousands of his men being worked to death in quarrying marble.

>>2732879
Lesbia the Lesbian
Lesbia Lesbian
Lesbian Lesbia

Hey Lesbia whos your friend? You two dating?
Lesbia you fucking dyke
Hey Lesbia don't you have a pussy to be eating?

Shes not even born yet and we canalready bully her. You're making a mistake, and your kid will hate you for it.
Choose something less embarassing like Callista, or Julia, Seppia

Lesbia is the equivalent of naming a boy Gaylord. Just dont do it.

>>2732924
other generals*

>>2732879
t. honky who married a gook

>>2732562
>I'm not even supposed to be at work today!

>>2732925
Kids are not that nasty, are they?

>>2732925

>Hey Lesbia don't you have a pussy to be eating?

lol that's a compliment, not an insult. You're failing to understand taking dicks is degrading across both sexes and scoring pussy is cool across both sexes. At worst, the only real problem lesbians have is a lot of them don't take care of themselves and the contrast between fat hairy real life lesbians and hot porn lesbians is really dramatic.

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>>2732879
>I don't need your negativity so you please stop responding.
>alpha

Weak bait, but I'm killing time anyways

>>2732941
t. never went to public school

>>2732944
>eating pussy
>something to be complimented

Maybe in a pussified country.

>>2732944
>>2732941
It's amazing how quickly adults forget what it was like to be a child

>Dude eating pussy is cool dude
Okay we're not talking about high school kids, we're talking about elementary/middle school, where ridicule is at peak levels and anything will be used to make other kids feel like shit

>>2732960

https://youtu.be/FCzdEAy8WOw?t=96

>>2732364
as long as it socially acceptable and fairly common name it would be acceptable i guess

>>2732546
>Kids are creative with their bullying.
yeah, that's why they will always find a reason to bully someone if they want in the end

Longer Greco-Roman first names usually work with one syllable Anglo/Germanic last names. Somehow it has good flow.

A few off the top of my head:
>Ulysses Grant
>Hieronymous Bosch
>Thelonious Monk

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>>2732364
just dont name them after jews or arabs

I named my son Mohammed. We're not muslim and we're totally white. He's going to have an interesting life.

>>2732364
If I have a daughter someday, I would like to name her Saskia. Any /his/ excuse to allow me to do this?

>>2732364
>My wife and I are going to name our daughter Lesbia for lack of an alternative.
You will ruin her life, kids will eat her alive at school

>>2732550
You're right, Lesbia is a great name. If it's a boy he should call it Super Cocksucking Faggot Who Loves Dicks In His Ass.

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>>2732879

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>everyone falling for the bait even after that second post
I don't even know what to say at this point.

>>2732941
if anything he's downplaying it

>>2733057

>falling for

What you baitfish posters don't understand is we don't care if it's bait and just respond to threads because we want to, not because we're convinced the OP is recounting honest real life stories.

If I had a daughter I'd name her Sibylla, after the queen of Jerusalem, not the prophet.
If it was a boy it'd be Belisar.

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>>2732879
LMAO your non existent daughter, Lesbia, will kill herself by the age of 14 and your non existent wife will blame it on you and grow to resent you

>>2733006
Italians are Hellaboos even today...

>>2733050
No nigger you're reddit for getting baited by a shitty joke

>>2732941
And if you lecture younger kids on it, they honestly have no idea that they're bullying. They do not know the cruelty they inflict.
I did that. I didn't know. I should not have. I've never lived a day without that shame.

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Depends what you mean by historical name. I'm planning on giving my kids traditional names from my country or just generally traditional Christian names, but I'll try to stick to names that are pretty much timeless, not going to ruin my kid's life just because of my hobby. I like Louis, Jules, Nicolas, Zoé, Pierre, Anne, Eugénie, Constance, Clémence, Isabelle, Louise, Jean, Julien, Léo, Céline, or Julie.

We have also great old names, like Théophile, Christophe, Henri, and many other, but I pity anyone called that in the 21st century.

>>2732364
>Lesbia

If it's a boy go with Gaylord

>>2732924
nicias is a fairly common ancient greek name, it doesn't have to be named after the general

>>2732364
>for lack of an alternative
you have literally infinite alternatives. What is wrong with you?

>>2732364
I can't say I'll be having kids, but I've considered naming a son Hadrian.

Boy and girl, Apollo and Diana.

If I have a retard baby I'll name him Charles II

>>2733006
>Casper
>Persian
Questionable.

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>>2732364
I have half-Greek cousins named Leonidas and Archimedes, pretty rad in my opinion. They go by Leo and Archie.

Named my son Apollo.

Not one regret.

>>2732879
You have your reasons, and your daughter will have quite a valid reason for hating you.

Life is always a struggle, why make it worse for her right from the start? Just to name her after a figure whose only achievement was being a poet's married waifu? To show off your knowledge of irrelevant ancient history? If you want your daughter to be inspired by her namesake choose someone better ffs.

OP's totally baitin'
But my son's middle name is Cyrus in honor of my Jewish uncle who passed away. Can't go wrong with a badass Persian Messiah.

>>2733154
good that you recognize that names aren't timeless

>>2733113
Oh.
Yeah I'll give you that one.

Nobody's gonna name their kid Romulus? I live for stupid and petty insults and I can't think of a way to pick on someone with that.

>>2732517
Teagan is a relatively normal name.... and honors the city and people who first charged the persians at platea, despite facing the best of the persians and being a tiny city with only 1000 men on the field.

>>2733821
Aside from, you know, obviously being a really weird and uncommon name that doesn't fit in whatsoever. Aside from that.

>>2732891
You fell for bait fampai

Augustus is the only suitable historical name.

>>2732879
Lesbia will try and change her name before she's 18.

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>>2734425
U wot m80

>>2734439
Are these portraits idealized? I swear most of these motherfuckers were handsome.

I wanna name my sons Trajan, Hadrian, or Khosrow.

Does this sound autistic? ;_:

>>2734452
just go for hadrian

>>2734449
Around this time, yes, that's when it shifted from the hyper-realism of the republic busts. If you look at the busts of the patricians in the Republic era they emphasized all their warts and wrinkles, around Caesar's time is when they started cleaning everything up. So yes, it's probably what they looked like, in the same way a photoshopped model looks like the person that was photographed.

>>2733070
The problem is that you're a newfag and should go back to 9gag.

>tfw want to name kid "Hildur" but that's too edgy, and so is "Axel" even though they're my great-grandparents' names

What about Margot for a girl in Burgerstan or Canada?

I've always wanted to name a child Jefferson Davis. The look on his face after he learns about the Civil War in school would be priceless.

>>2734548
My dad grew up in Alabama and his best friend's name was Jefferson Davis

>>2733006
I'm Danish and I don't think i've ever meet someone named William.

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Naming my son Constantine, Constantina if she's a girl.

>>2734609
Do you meet a lot of toddlers?

>>2733573
Sure, but it's one common hypothesis.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gondophares#The_Biblical_Magus_.22Gaspar.22

>>2732364
I'm thinking of giving my kids a Slavic (muh heritage) and Greco-Roman name (one part first, one part middle)

>Benedictus Bojan
>Zvonimir Augustus
>Octavia Mila
>Svetlana Helena

>>2732539
You will never have a son

Lemme get Agrippa dem titties girl

>>2732941
Were you homeschooled?
It's well known that morals can't even be comprehended until like age 6, and even after that it requires quite advanced kids to have a "basic" understanding of morals. Children literally don't have the capacity to be good out of a sense of altruism.

If i have a girl I will name her niggia

Naming him Eumenes or possibly Roigos

Boy: Adrien
Girl: Emirène

I'm still at odds whether to name my first born Marcus or Tyrone.

>>2734729
The negros have claimed Tyrone, unless you're black your son will have a tough school life.

Lmao you fucking pussy ass betta males
Just cause your faggot ass got bullied at your peak (age 5) doesn't mean everyone is going to live with post traumatic faggot disorder. Honestly just kys, if my faggot kid gets mad that I named him Augustus i hope he does the same lmao

I will name my son Akbar, after Akbar The Great.

Lesbia seriously do you want ur kid to be bullied how about idk "Octavia", "Hashtesput" , "Xeno"

>>2734684
As a Slav - please don't, it just sounds bad. Go with either, but don't mix it.

>>2732571
Doesn't exist in my romance speaking country

>>2732879
Are you a dyke yourself? I'm sure your daughter will be having enough trouble explaining why she has no dad but two moms; don't make it worse for her.

>>2733154
>Implying Theophile or Henri are old timer's names
I met my fair share of Theophile and some Henri and I'm 22.
In the upper class it's not uncommon to meet people called "Foucault" "Marthe" "Bérengère" "Jeanne" "Jean-Eude" "Hyppolite" "Augustin" "Diane" etc..

>call your daughter Lesbia
>she is heterosexual
What would you do?

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>puppers name is Cassie for Cassiopeia
>when I tell people this they think its named after some character from League of Legends
>let them think that because for some reason it feels even dweebier to tell them where its actually from.

Girl names : Julia, Aspasia, Naera, Kassandra... Just open a Roman or Greek history berk and have fun

>>2733404
She's a dyke married to another dyke and they want the world to know that their daughter is the daughter of a dyke

>>2735057
Svetlana Helena would be kinda ok if we used middle names (though it still doesn't sound that good). Btw, I know a Russian girl with a middle name, and she just ignores it and doesn't like it.

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>>2735152
>being ashamed of your historical power level

Get off my board.

>>2735154
>Roman
>Greek
Choosing faggot numale tanned names instead of wanting a glorious barbarian name from the north

Cesare and César are common given names in Italy and Spain, respectively.

>tfw can name my daughter after a Persian king and nobody will think it's weird
Sometimes being Russian is great.

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Would it be autistic to name my son Temujin? The other non autistic option is Felix

I'd really love to name my future son Constantine, but
>I'm not Greek whatsoever
>I'm not slavic/orthodox whatsoever (I'm Catholic)
>he's gonna be half Jap which makes it weirder
>calling him Tino sounds really fucking gay
I guess I'll give him a normie first name and an interesting middle name. But seeing the insane shit that millennials are naming their kids the days, even the most autistic /his/ name will pale in comparison

>>2732879
>i actively want my child to be hurt
Wow, fuck you dude.

>>2732921
>>2732964
this guy has a point

>>2732364
Top of the list is:

Dimitrije (Russian version is Dimitry) - After Ljotic and Dimitry Donskoi
Mihajlo (Mikhail) - After Mihajlo Obrenovic
Milan - After Nedic and Milan Obrenovic
Aleksey - After late Patriarch Aleksey

Female names are Olga, and maybe Milica and Jelena

>>2732364
I was named after a Bronze Age Greek king, what do I win?

>>2733006
>oliver still at the top of the list for the UK
I've literally never met a man named oliver, or muhammed for that matter, suppose it's gotta be a close race.

>>2734684
Zvonimir Augustus and Svetlana Helena sound ok. Benedictus Bojan is a no go.

>>2733006
im pretty sure the whole muhammad thing was debunked as rubbish

>>2732517
Julia and Claudia are alright.

>>2732364
My dad named me and my brothers after Scottish kings.
>tfw called Alasdair

>>2732879
what a thin skined numale faggot. I hope your spawn die in the womb and poisons your wench

>>2732879

hahahaha wew lad

>>2733007
Why would you do this?

>>2732364
I know a Beowulf, he goes by Bear - seems a bit brave, apparently my father also entertained the idea of this name.
Ulysses would be good desu, I feel like it's not completely redeemable because of the US president,
lot of antebellum biblical and classic names should be bought back imo.

Also, I always thought Bede and Lear would be good.
I have a nephew called Arthur.

>>2734525
Margot is a lovely name, but every kid named Axel that I've ever met has had shitty parents.

>>2735857
Exceedingly autistic. Don't do it.

>>2736010
Olga sounds pretty bad desu, it hasn't aged well as a name. The image attached to it in most people's minds is a gigantic, slightly overweight, short-tempered nurse or house mistress with a thick accent.

>>2736130
Tbh agree with you absolutely, but still think that name should be back again, its awesome.

>>2736130
Jelena is bad as well, who the fuck names kid "a deer"

Winston, although not because of Winston Churchill. Just a nice name IMO.

Does anyone else like Eugene?

It's got a nice 1940s ring to it, a reserved man of strong moral character.

>>2735152
>Not getting a blonde dog and Naming it Scipio and then a tawny brown dog and naming it Hannibal

>>2736143
George is bad as well, who the fuck names their kid "a peasant".

>>2732879
FUCK LESBOS AND FUCK CYCLADES PEOPLE
>t. lesbia

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>>2732364
>anyone giving their kids historical names?

Yeah, I'm thinking of two names of Bulgarian rulers for boys - Krum or Boris. The second one is normie-tier and the first one could work if my son is not super beta. I don't care about girl names, something ordinary and not too pretentious.

>>2735437
Daria?

>>2734684
>Zvonimir
Good luck having people pronounce that.

>>2732364
Male: Theodoric; Vittorio Emanuele; Filippo Maria; Petronius; Encolpius.

Female: Ginevra; Annamaria; Margherita; Victoria

>>2736196
>The second one is normie-tier
More like Russian mafia boss tier

>>2736170
It's not the original meaning of the word. Jelena literally is the word for "a deer"

>>2734684
>Svetlana Helena
Did you just made two firstnames a firstname and a surname?

Also advise your child never to travel to russia, he\she will be rekt with laughter.

>>2736239
Thanks to the Russians lots of names sound like that.
It's still a Bulgarian name (not muh Slavic or whatever) and it's a nice one.

>>2732517
Marcus

>>2736163
neckbeard tier

>>2736130
"Slightly" is underselling Olga.

i will name son Caesar

>>2736340
>what are middle names

>>2736501
Not that guy, but different countries have different naming systems and not everyone has a given middle name.

>>2736497
I will name son Brutus.

>>2736507
I know, but that anon literally said that those were first and middle names.

>>2736197
Yes.

Marcus Aurelius is THE patrician historical name choice. It sounds good, its not too alien and its pretty common( at least my country's variation) even though most people dont serm to know where its from, but are familiarized because theres some people with this name. Also is the name of a honorable historical figure

>>2732941
>homeschooled
people without jobs shouldn't be starting families

I'm naming my son Aucassin

It's a very beautiful arab name, that got francosized.

arab names are super underrated or got associated with terrorism/niggers
but there are still good ones out there

>>2736572
Your son is gonna get genocided in the big Muslim war in Europe, my friend.

>>2732921
>>2732944
These guys gets it
>>2732897
Fuck off.
>>2732925
I really don't care if people on /his/ can bully my daughter. We're going to homeschool Lesbia together with other families in the neighborhood, anyway. I believe in alternative education.
>>2732934
Fuck off.
>>2732941
They're naturally good.
>>2732945
Fuck off.
>>2732986
I don't take suggestions from spineless worms.
>>2733053
Fuck off.
>>2733091
>socially acceptable arrangement of letters matters more than the love and care put into raising a child!
Do your self a favor and don't procreate, kiddo. You don't have the stomach for raising a kid.
>>2733404
I have a list.
>>2733753
>Life is always a struggle, why make it worse for her right from the start?
It isn't in the First World, sweetie.
>>2733769
Fuck off.
>>2734438
Let her. She'll be of age.
>>2734705
Go for it. You're the parent, lol.
>>2735127
>>2735166
Fuck off.
>>2735984
Only people with weak minds get hurt.
>>2736062
Fuck off.
>>2736081
Fuck off.
>>2736173
I don't get it?

>>2736639
lol the dyke is mad.
You shouldn't be allowed to have children if you're both females

>>2736639
b8/10

>>2736639
>life is not hard in the first world
/r9k/ is filled with losers from easy-mode countries

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lesbia was gorgeous desu

I've recently liked Augustus, but "Gus" kinda sounds like a trashy nickname

Harald, Haakon, Olav and maybe Magnus if I have a son

Ullrikke, Sigrid, or Erika if a daughter

>>2737082
August isn't so bad

>>2737109
Dude, he killed the Republic.

>all these weak ass names

I'm naming my son fucking Vercingetorix. He's going to be the biggest chad in the school. Watch.

>>2737705
>guy who got defeated and humiliatingly strangled on the forum
>not a weak ass name

>>2732879
Full blown autism. Why did you reproduce?

>our daughter will really appreciate such a tasteful and thoughtful historical name
>fifth grade arrives
>hey lesbo LMAO

>>2732364
I named my son Cú Chulainn after my Irish warrior ancestors

>>2737705
If you're going to name your son after a barbarian, you should go with Geiseric, the Vandal king who sacked Rome. Or Alaric.

DESU Vercingetorix does sound good though.

Well I guess it's less cringeworthy than naming her after a video game character

>>2737590
Go back to bed, Cato

>>2738214
I'm just gonna call my son Alexander, fuck anything else. At least it can appear normal.

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/GOAT NAMES/
>Basil
>Freidrich
>Ludwig
>Erwin
>Wilhelm

>>2732841
>Richie Valens
Totally works

>>2733721
Leonidas or Leontios? Theres a big difference

>>2736173
Nai kala

>>2738301
>Naming your child after the guy who caused world war 1

I would like to name my future son Alexander, but that will be weird since I bear that name.

>not naming your kids after your countries monarchs
Gimme dat Karl senpai

>>2733057
I dont know what to say, either. fuck sake.

>>2732364
Name her Galla Placidia or Aelia Pulcheria

whenever I read threads like this, I understand why there are so many single men on the site

>>2732527
now that is fucking dumb

>>2738419
In Russia that would mean just giving your child a generic name like Nikolai, Alexander, Mikhail, Ivan, Catherine or Elisabeth.

>tfw no Roman naming system

>>2738518
Some russian names are pretty cool and have greek/latin roots, like arcady, gennady, anatoly, vitaly, arseny

>>2738578
Alexei, Nikolai, and Catherine are all Greek and Ivan, Mikhail and Elizabeth are all Hebrew. Native slavic names are actually pretty rare in modern Russia (save for Vladimir)

>>2738600
>Native slavic names are actually pretty rare in modern Russia (save for Vladimir)

kys nigger

literally every name ending in -slav is slavic. stanislav, svyatoslav, rastislav, vladislav etc etc.

and the are NOT fucking rare.

t russian

>>2738609
>kys nigger
at least we know youre a real russian lol

>>2732562
Is he gonna be a DEMON KILLAH?

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Would I look autistic if I named my daughter Adelheid and called her Heidi? I'm an American of Quebecois, Italian and Portuguese descent.
>pic semi related

>>2738649
Go full autist and name her Amalasuntha

naming my son bogdan cause it sounds badass. murrican here btw

Seeing a lot of autistic choices so I hope some of you are baiting apart from OP.

That said I would probably go with Edmund and Freya. Edmund strikes me as reasonably uncommon but also classical so it's the best of both words. Or at a push Edward

>>2738653
>Amalasuntha
No, that's way too autistic. That's not even a nice sounding name.

>>2732364
Lesbia? Do you want to set her up to be picked on? My name is Nick, it rhymes with dick, and I've cursed may parents for this shit name. Antigone, Lanassa, Bircenna, Phila, Stratonice, Agatha, Roxana, Amastris, Eurydice, and Berenice are all just as cringey as the name you picked, but without the potential for a shitty time in middle scool

>>2732921
You don't know women you pathetic virgin, she'll be eaten alive (lol) by horrible girls...especially if she isn't pretty or sociable, considering OPs genetics I don't have high hopes.

>>2732941
They're way worse than that.

>>2735136
Are you French? I'm not and I've never met anyone with either of those names...and Theophile would raise some eyebrows.

I've already decided that my first son will have the first name Marcus, after Marcus Aurelius

>>2738841
give him Commodus's full name, Lucius Aelius Aurelius Commodus Augustus Herculeus Romanus Exsuperatorius Amazonius Invictus Felix Pius

Literally the only acceptable historical names are drawing from French/English monarch names, with the obvious exception of Napoleon or any Anglo-Saxon names.

Nobody is going to go after Louis or Victoria, but yeah, OP and his wife should not be reproducing at all.

>>2738709
I know a Freya. She's pretty cool.

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>>2734698
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kek
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>>2738495
yes

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>>2732364
I want to name each one of my sons after the disciples.

>>2739164
This anon knows what's up.

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>>2739164
>>2739192
>naming your kid jew names

Gonna name my second son Constantine.

>>2732879
nice bait, you got my (YOU)

>>2736497
>>2736522
Can't wait to see the playground battles between these two

>>2739197
>jews run the world
>implying it's bad to use jew names under these conditions.

>>2732364

>kids
No

>doggos
Historical leaders

>kots
Battleships

>>2738649
People will just call her Adele and she'll probably love it because that's a celebrity.

>>2738371
Yes because everyone knows who started world war 1 not like the most talked about one like ww2

>>2732879
>people actually took this obvious bait
Are you guys dumb?

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I might have my hypothetical child named Armin

Would sound good with my last name

there was a Canadian film about a chap that wanted to call his kid Adolph after his favourite Macronesque novel about a young lad who has an affair with a much older married woman. (book and movie of the same name). His mates are horrified and try to persuade him otherwise. everyone ends up hating each other. Lulz.

>>2738976
>Anglo-Saxon names.
Chad is an Anglo-Saxon name

Lots of modern names are Anglo-Saxon

>>2732364
>not naming your first son after your grandfather
>not naming your first daughter after your wife's grandmother
Alternatively you could also name them after your respective father/mother

Twatface McCunterson is a good name for a daughter. This was the name of an 11th century Countess in Tyrconnell, famous for being a big gross thot

>>2738609
What kind of Russia do you live in? They are rare.

t. Russian

>>2739164
>tfw already named a version of Thomas

Helen, Phillip, Alexander.

Normal names that aren't gay and are yet historical.

>>2738976
>Literally the only acceptable historical names are
Alexander, Marcus, Arthur, Eric, Julia, Claudia, Helen and a lot of others.

>>2739980
Mr. Hammer, I presume?

>>2738338
Leonidas. He also has like 5 middle names, including "Danger." Parents were obviously trolling a little but he turned out ok (probably because he lives in a small wealthy white community).

>>2732921
>>2736000
>>2732944
>being a heterosexual female is more humiliating than being a carpet-munching dyke that gets fisted by some "girl" that calls "herself" Jim simply because of "le penises are gross" meme

Yeah, keep telling yourself that /u/.

>>2740238
It's a French film called "Le prénom", and the funny thing is the cast is full of kikes

>>2738835
I am and those names are uncommon but not unheard of

I was named after Eamon de Valera, but my family moved to America so no one can pronounce it right.

>>2732740
This is a nice one for a girl

>>2732879
>someone finally put effort into a b8

Have a (you) friend

>>2732364
Not even close to pretentious enough.

Girl names:
>Tomyris
>Eurydice
>Andraste

Boy names:
>Enkidu
>Galahad
>Temujin

>>2738371
I didn't see "Otto" on that list.

>>2742508
why not go by Edward?

>>2742772
I've just never had the urge to change my name. I like how it looks and it really fits well with my full name. If I have a boy I'm thinking of naming it the same thing.

>>2738649
Unlike OP's autism, Adelheid/Heidi sounds really cute. It's a good name for a girl.

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This thread is why /his/ is the most r̶e̶t̶a̶r̶d̶e̶d patrician of all the boards. Someone please start a petition to merge this board with /pol/ and /hm/ and we will literally have the pinnacle of binary magic.

>>2739164
My grandparents tried this, but ended up with too many girls.

>>2743714
Andrea, Petra, Jane, Jacqueline, Pippa, Bartholomea, Tammy, Mattie, Simona, Jude.

>>2732364
>tfw my wife wants to name our daughter some kind of weird Arabic or Hebrew name like Amarah

We're northern Europeans. Fuck my life.
How can I convince her of a good, Western name?

>>2744000
>We're northern Europeans.
You should just admit you're swedish m8. Only swedes could come up with something like this.

>>2744012
Even worse: English. Kill me desu

>>2732517
Theodore, Frederick, William, George, Elizabeth, Victoria, Henry, or Maria.

>>2732925
>Your daughter will never bring a man named Gaylord Focker to meet you

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>>2744000
Many of you Western cunts already have shitloads of Hebrew names
>Joshua
>Matthew
>John
And you're complaining?

If you want to raise absolute alphas
Males

>Horatio
>Marcus
>Nebuchadnezzar

>>2744106
>Horatio
I believe Napoleon would be more alpha

>>2744114
>Napoleon
If you wanna raise a speshul snowflake sure

>>2732364
My son will have either Nikolay or Theodosius(Teodósio, in portuguese)

>>2744114
>Napoleon
>better than Horatio
[battle of the nile intensifies]

>>2744199
>wins one battle
>dies during it
>""""alpha""""

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is Cassius,Reynard,Delsin,Artyam(Artie),Apollo, or Jericho to much? if so was just thinking Marcus,conor,Nikolai,Cole jr, or Parker

>>2732879
Finally some high quality bait around here, have a (you)

>>2744098
dont forget Daniel, Gabriel, Michael, Sara, Elizabeth...

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>>2742692
>Enkidu
>Galahad
>Temujin
weird, unharmonious, and autistic even by the standards of this site. might as well give your kid a name like quetzltotatl while your at it
>Tomyris
>Eurydice
>Andraste
now thse are actually nice. simply patrician choice senpai

>>2744250
Apollo would be pretty badass, but I feel like it's too rare to not give your kid a special snowflake complex

Seraphis.

>>2732364
Eumenes

What about Aspasia, Phryne, Rahab, Theodora, or Mary Magdalene?

How is it that names like Alexander, Jason, Cyrus, Jacob, etc. are fairly common while similar names from those cultures/eras are not?

Name your kid August for Augustus or Augustine

>>2745597
biblical tradition senpai

I'm thinking of giving my son the name ass-loving faggot.

>>2745636
Just because he's your son doesn't mean he'll grow up to fill your shoes.

>>2745651
I'll start teaching him the trade from the young age. I'm sure by the time he's of the age he'll love fucking beautiful man asses.

>>2732879

So, this is....what top quality bait looks like?

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>>2745659
God speed. God bless.

>>2732364
I agree with OP. This is something I intend to do. I'm conflicted over naming a daughter Sophia because:

1. Sophia is derived from Greek for intelligence
2. Sophistry is a pejorative derived from the Greeks "sophists" or intelligentsia.

However, I know that 99.9% of the people she would meet wouldn't know either way.

As for a male, something that is still common today, but has its historical relevance. This would include Julius or Augustus (but that's generic). I vote for Ashurbanipal.

>>2732364
I'm so sorry for your daughter. There are so many cool names. You could go with Elizabeth, or Kalliope, or Helen or one of the many, many other cool Greek and Roman names (seriously, just google it).
You're condemning your daughter to a lifetime of bulling there.

>>2745695
More like Assrapepal.

>>2745705
That was a little forced.

>>2745695
Name your son Tep so if he goes into a goth phase you can unveil your master plan.

Imhotep Imhotep Imhotep

Darius is a good name and not forced.

>>2745716
Agreed, but only if you want to name him after a fucking loser who couldn't conquer some dysfunctional Greeks.

>>2745720
Maybe Pericles then, call him Perry?

>>2745720
It was mainly Xerxes who REALLY embarrassed himself. The battle of Marathon wasn't a huge deal, compared to say, Salamis or Plataea.

>>2739164
Goddamn I fucking hate Christians.

>>2739980
Arminius? That guy the betrayed his allies, then got wrecked multiple times and is somehow a German national hero?
That's a shit name.

My friends middle name is Plato.

>>2732364
>Lesbia
kek, bet you £5 the kid hangs herself before she's 12

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>>2732364
My son has name of Cesar.

Anyway, dont talk to my ex-gf or my son ever again.

>>2732879
t. Gaius Pulchrus Wicodemus Vercingetorix Lesbus Sextus Niggertus

>>2732874
How about Trianon?

>>2732364
If you want her to have lesbian-reminding name, name her after actual one, like Sappho.

>>2732364
My wife named her son Hannibal, because he is black.

>>2732364
>My wife and I are going to name our daughter Lesbia for lack of an alternative.
Oh good God, don't do that.

>>2732879
Can't wait till niggers fuck your daughter. Enjoy getting to meet her multiple baby daddy's

This better be bait, no one is that retarded right?
It's important to give your kid a normal name, it makes them demonstrably more successful and happy

>>2736173
ασε τα νησια μας ησυχα ρε πλεμπα

>>2743640
that pic is too accurate

>>2732364
I seem destined to have a daughter at this point so I guess I would go with.

>Cassandra
>Sophia
>Alexandra

If its a boy I'd probably name them Marcus.

>>2746982
>Cassandra
Why in the world would you want to name your daughter after a tragic figure living a horrible life?

Inb4 I only care that it just sounds pretty, that kind of defeats the purpose of choosing a historical name to begin with.

What about Hadrian

How are you guys so easily trolled?

>My wife and I are going to name our daughter Lesbia for lack of an alternative.
>for lack of an alternative

obvious bait is obvious

>>2736639
if this isn't bait, you're seriously a fucking moron. people like you shouldnt have kids, you'd rather make yourselves giddy at the prospect of having a 'cool historical' name than to realize you're setting her up for certain bullying. you're a fucking idiot, and so is your wife. when your daughter is crying because all of her classmates are laughing at her, see how little consolation 'but love, you're in the first world!' will bring her. stupid. as. fuck.

>>2732364
>Lesbia
You do realize everyone is going to mock her for being a "lesbian", right?

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>>2732364
>all these fags who want to name their kids normie names
Jesus Christ, are you tards that scared of other people? Who gives a fuck what they think? An unusual name makes a lasting impression, not some shitty normie name like John or Nick. I think you should name your kids whatever you want, OP.

>>2732364
Some names I've been thinking about:

Boy:
Adrian (was originally going to be Hadrian)
August (originally Augustus but realized how autistic that was)
Valens (inspired in part by my cousin's name)
Alexander
Samson
Octavian
Marcus
Virgil
Verne
Bartholomew

Girl:
Minerva
Victoria
Cassiopeia
Alexandra
Constance
Aurelia

You might as well name your first born son Biggus Dickus while you're at it