More interesting date comparisons

>Cleopatra lived closer to the present day than she did to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza
>There was still a population of Wooly Mammoths alive at the time the Great Pyramid was constructed

neat

4. Will Smith is now older than Uncle Phil was at the beginning of "The Fresh Prince."
9. France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars came out
14. When Warner Brothers formed, the Ottoman Empire was still a thing.
Teaching started in Oxford as early as 1096, and by 1249, the University was officially founded. The Aztec civilization as we know it began with the founding of Tenochtitlán in 1325
The human race has lived on Earth for only 0.004% of the planet's history.

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>>2723578
>T-Rex lived closer to the present day than he did to the Stegosaurus
>T-Rex and Stegosaurus were not contemporaries
First the feathers, now this.

>The amount of time between the construction of Göbekli Tepe and the origins of Sumeria are greater than all of the time between the origins of Sumeria and now.
>Sumeria as an entity existed for about as long as the entire recorded history of Western Civilization.
>It took over three thousand years for sericulture to make its way to the West.
>Greek styles of making statues eventually spread through trade to as far away as Japan.
>There were communities in Crimea that spoke a variety of Gothic German until the 18th Century at least, with some believing that it may have survived as a language spoken at home until the end of WWII.
>Most modern dog breeds are only a couple of hundred years old, and a large number of those that aren't are almost unrecognizable compared to how they looked just a hundred years ago.
>There are millions of people alive right now, in fully developed nations, that first-hand remember one of the bloodiest conflicts in all of human history.
>The amount of time between the release of Nirvana's first album, Bleach, and now is longer than the amount of time between the release of Bleach and the Beatles' first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show.

>the amount of Jews killed in the Holocaust is greater than the amount of Jews born from the time of Abraham (2nd millennium BCE) until now, and greater than the amount of protons in the Milky Way galaxy

>>2723666
>9. France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars came out
WHAT

>>2723727
This has always been a thing

Don't worry T-Rex and Triceratops were always together

>>2723776
KEK

>>2723782
The last execution by guillotine was in 1977

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamida_Djandoubi

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>>2723727
>it ends now

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>>2723727
WE WUZ DINASAURS AND SHIET

Trips of truth nigga

>>2723776
>>>/pol/

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>>2723666
>14. When Warner Brothers formed, the Ottoman Empire was still a thing
It might very well come back around to "being a thing" very soon, too

>>2723578
Turtle that was aboard ship bombarding Sebastopol during Crimean war was still alive in 2004

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_(tortoise)

>>2723811
Wow