>B-Basiliscus-senpai, c-can you attack the V-vandals for me UwU?
>>2720412
>the Roman Empire fell because the emperor stopped fuxking Pepin after feeling Pepin's meaty bulge
>Hey Constantine, what'd you do, get a haircut or something?
>LOOK CLOSER, HOSIUS
>Oh, I know what it is, you're the biggest man in the world now. And you're covered in bronze!
>GILDED BRONZE!
>TAKE A HIKE, MAXENTIUS. I'M RUNNING THINGS NOW.
>All hail Imperator Constantinvs!
He looks like he has Down Syndrome.
>>2722149
wew
>>2722169
YOU look like you have Down Syndrome
CONSTANTIUS!
I said my philosophy was a tool of justice, not used in anger, not used in vengeance...
But now I'm not so sure...
And besides, this isn't my Gaul!