Who would throw a better rave party?

uncle joe

>>2718290
Wrong.

Adolf would be goofy and pathetic, but he would still be part of the party.
Stalin would be a fucking bully. You look at him the wrong way? You accidentally step on his shoes while dancing? He asks you a cigarette but you don't smoke? Good fucking luck, his bodyguards will beat the shit out of you while everyone else (Stalin included, for he is a serf of the Soviet Part as much as his bodyguards and the other spectators) is applauding.

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>>2718303
>Beria joins the party

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>>2718319
>your 18yo gf is suddenly missing
>Beria is missing too

Hitler, he had the most amphetamines

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Hitler because Stalin would only have one type of music playing

>>2718278

Hitler cuz he's got the good drugs

>>2718303
>People believe this shit

>>2718278
Stalin, because he'd pay someone else to do it and then not show up.

You know Hitler would have autismed it up.

Hitler was notoriously socially retarded and he hated parties. Meanwhile Stalin was often so shitfaced that his assistants would cower in front of his office while he crawled around on all fours yelling unintelligible things and rolling in his own piss

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>>2718445

>Stalin
alcohol
>Hitler
Drugs

>>2718303
>Adolf would be goofy and pathetic, but he would still be part of the party.
as hitler was rising in munich, he was basically used as a showpiece in aristocratic salons because of his soldierly (or more precisely boorish) manner and attire. he'd also carry a dogwhip with him at all times and he spoke little or did his usual rambling at these soirees

>>2718278
Stalin. He would get drunk and have fun. Hitler would make everyone sit down and listen to one of his lame speeches.

This is tough!

>>2718368
>Hitler, he had the most amphetamines
>>2718409
>Hitler cuz he's got the good drugs

Yup. Good point.

However! Hitler hated degenerate music!

All those nasty African polyrhythms and whatnot?

Then again...if you take enough Nazi super drugs you could happily techno rave to bad German folk music on the accordion all night long.

Stalin would obviously have the best Soviet musicians studying the best possible Rave music available.

Any failures would be immediately sent to Siberia so the music would be much better at Stalin's rave.

>>2718329
>18yo
Beria says
>too old

>>2718820
>Stalin's students studying rave music narrowly focus on proletarian industrial techno that glorifies the struggle of the working man
>Brooding techno most include cash register sounds representing the bourgeois exploitation of workers

>Hitler's techno isn't techno at all, only Wagner is allowed, but if you go next door you can attend a rave of "degenerate techno" so long as you criticise it on the way out

Perfect thread for that gif of Hitler with glowsticks. Who has it?

>>2718820
Doing experimental Nazi drugs and listening to some Wagner with Hitler honestly sounds like a blast.

>>2718820
Neither would play rave music. Hitler would do drugs and Wagner and Stalin would do alcohol and Prokofiev or Ernst Busch.

>>2718278
Stalin actually threw parties where entire Politbureau got shitfaced drunk (except for him). Surely there was some music there like RioRita or Sparkles of Champagne or something which is equivalent to today rave music

>>2718278
Joseph Stalin was already a chairman of a party.

So that's that

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>>2719038
here you go senpai

Hitler was a domineering orator and navigator of Germany's hyper-social political climate

Stalin was a paper tiger sociopath who was a party secretary with 0 charisma beyond what his propagandists could paint him in their art as

>>2718278
Stalin. Because anyone not into it would get executed.

>>2718820
>tfw you will never get high as fuck and listen to nazi turbofolk