Redpill me on italian history as fast as you can go

>>2701451
Used to be kangz

>>2701451
One state
Two state
Red state
Blue state

rome -> little states -> renaissance -> unification -> meme no one cares about

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>be roman
>invent civilization
>be destroyed by germans
>be small republics and principalities
>invent renaissance
>be subjugated by austrians and french
>be united
>invent fascism
>tricked into submission by germany
>be destroyed by allies
>be EU member

>>2701465
This

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>>2701451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0fkNdPiIL4

>>2701465
You forgot
>have city run by communists obsessed with making luxury supercars

>>2701465
Italy is basically Germany's bitch

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>>2701517
d-don't talk that way in public senpai

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He had a huge head.

>>2701681
was a the first big brain wojak?

>>2701451
>Redpill me
>go
Jesus Christ, fuck off, you cancerous piece of shit.

>>2701699
>cancerous

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>>2701451

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>>2701517
>Germany's bitch
>The only nations Italy's even been good at fighting against are Germans

really boggles the mind there

>>2701911
>Padania wank

>>2701911
>latium that low
Anon

>>2701451
>muh art
>muh Rome

>>2701451
Varsity athletics

>>2701699
>I just came from reddit and conflate all usage of the word "redpill" with PUAs: The Post

>>2701451
North stole all the gold.

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>>2701465

>>2701451

Keeps sliding.

Etruscans
Romans
The Pope
The Renaissance
Republicanism
Fascism
The Mafia

>>2701451
MAMA MIA

>weni widi wici