Would you /his/?

I'd give her the grape shot all over her feet

>>2699061
Go away footfag.

>>2699035
yes

>>2699035
I wanna pin her down and fuck her harder than she got fucked in Waterloo then cum all over her face and ruin her dreams of conquering Europe, right after she gives me a Russian winter rimjob.

>not going back in time, taking a sample of Julius Caesar's sperm, going forward in time, impregnating Napoleanne and producing the greatest general the world has ever known

>>2699035
when you are so French that even a computer restructure of your face still makes you look extremely french

(even though you are Corsican)

>>2700136
>implying

You'd just get a femme midget with delusions of grandeur and a predeliction to counting grains

>>2700436
>napoleon was a midget meme
>Julius Caesar was short
fuck off

>>2700436
Delusions of Grandeur only happen to people who can't accomplish anything

>>2700436
its not a delusion if you actually conquer huge swathes of land.

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>>2700436

No, you'd get a butch bulldyke with short hair

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>mon dieu Anon!
>so very forward....

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>>2700569

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>>2699035
Would you?

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>>2700436
>conquered and defeated literally all of europe except for Britain multiple times
>delusions of grandeur

>>2699035
still has a man face

>>2699035
NO, the emperor is NOT for sexual.

>>2700669
defeated england quite a few times in battle