What was his FUCKING problem?
>>2698044
>>2698044
Small penor
>>2698044
Over exaggerated hand and facial motions. A typical Dago
>>2698044
Itailians
>>2698044
Ethiopeans.
>>2698051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnOQBMfdt-4
>>2699700
>>2699781
/thread
>>2698044
A LARPer that got his chance.
>>2698044
> have a huge 10:00 presentation at the firm downtown in Rome
> the ceo and all the partners are going to be there
> this will definitely make or break my upcoming review
> if this goes well a promotion is ensured
> wake up at 6, an hour earlier than usual for my 1hr commute
> get out of bed
> feel confident because I am decendent from the greatest empire the world has ever known
> make love to my dark haired bella donna
> she compliments me on how I have both a square and an egg shapped head
> shower cuz I'm not an animal
> practice all my hand gestures in the mirror
> eat my morning pasta
> put on my fancy suit and top hat
> get to the train station at 8
> train scheduled for 815
> 815 no train
> slightly concerned but I still have plenty of time
> 830 no train
> Shit the train better fucking come or my whole career is in the shitter
> 845 a train is coming!
> I stick a cigarette in my mouth for my morning train smoke
> The trains stops
> the conductor leans out and yells "ALL ABOARDA ZE 7:15 TO NAPLES"
> mfw
>>2698044
He was a /his/ larper.