Stuff you thought was fantasy until you found out it was /his/

bounty hunters desu

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>he thinks reindeer are real

what a baka

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The holocaust
lol jk

I thought Prussia was just the area between Poland and Russia

>>2692803
It's between Germany and Poland

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>watch cool anime about rome
>look it up
>it actually happend

I thought the French were weak, didn't know they conquered Europe.

Scotland being more than just angry red-haired Englishmen with made-up accents. Braveheart was pretty enlightening. jk on that last one.

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>>2692841

>>2692918

So which one did you think was fantasy? The one on the left or the one on the right?

I thought blood oranges were some fruit George Martin invented for Dorne until I saw them at a market two years ago.

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>dad (I was 5, he was 34, we're from Italy) show me a picture of him in uniform
>think for years that he fought in some weird war
>2nd grade
>show that picture to my classmates and teachers
>classmates think it's cool
>every teacher give me a weird look
>come home
>ask question about it to my dad
>he's embarassed, immediatly change the subject

>12 years later, sudden realiazation
>what the fuck? there has been no Italian in the last 40 years
>search again for that picture
>finally find it
>it was a picture of a nazi officer with my dad's face shopped in
>tfw this actually happened
>tfw my dad was a /pol/tard LARPer in the late '90s

That the Jews killed Jesus.

>>2693157
Kek this but unironically, I thought it was the Romans until I actually read the Biblical accounts.

That hitler was properly toilet trained.

>hussars actually wore wings
>most of those medieval torture devices were actually used

The earth is actually flat

>prehistoric people already knew about and could predict midsummer and midwinter, which allowed agriculture
>before people could read, they already had science and a primitive form of astronomy

Not to be euphoric and enlightened by my own intelligence but damn, that's still astonishing

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Teutonic knights actually wore horned helmets.

>>2693330
Looks some sort of cult of satan

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>>2692768
This part of Hitler's body.

Being

>>2693146
You only realized that when you were 19?

>That the Egyptians enslaved the Jews.

There are adults who believe this.

Marxism/socialism/communism

sounded so fucking stupid even as a kid I couldn't believe it

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>>2692938
The one on the left is an accurate reconstruction. Furthermore, there were hundreds of these settlements spread across Sardinia.

>>2694785
How the fuck did someone get to their house

>>2692918
This comparison makes no sense. Sardinia had been practicing agriculture for several thousands of years before they built that, Zimbabwe had only been settled by Bantu farmers for about a millennium. It's also kind of pathetic on the part of Sardinians (or at least the one Sardinian who's always spamming this stuff) that they have to compare themselves to Zimbabwe.

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>>2693146
>mfw there has been no italian in the last 40 years

>>2693872
I forgot about the picture until then.

>>2692841
>great
>literally just a mudhut village with a wall (maybe two!!)