Christ is Risen!

He is risen indeed!

>>2670862
He is risen inded.
t. Muslim

>>2670862
Big deal. There was that dude that revived in Elisha's tomb, and they didn't even bother to write down his name.

Every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus is Lord

>>2670923
Is this bait?
I know some muslims who actually say stuff like that, but why? It doesn't make sense stop saying things you don't believe just to show how much of a peyceful dude you are

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Goodguy Jesus respects disabled parking spots.

>>2670997

Jesus is risen to heaven in Islam.

>>2671019
oh well, i was misinformed then

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[spoiler]Stop worshiping a KIKE[/spoiler]

>>2670862
Boиcтинy вocкpece!

>>2670937
I've got two knees and a tongue that says otherwise

>>2671062
Serb detected.

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>Christ is Risen

No he isn't. Why Christians just assume that two thousand years ago the physical laws were broken only once for a dead Jewish nobody is just something so ridiculous and baffling as to be laughable.

He's dust by now.

>>2672120
Hristos Vaskrese!

>>2671037
The difference is that in Islam he doesn't die first. Some other guy is sent to die in Jesus' place on the cross, then Jesus simply peaces out to Heaven for no adequately explained reason.

The Quran is trash and disrespects Jesus and everything he did for us.

>>2672120
Shove your detector up your ass, I'm Russian.

>>2672906
>Jesus and everything he did for us.
Since this is literally nothing it doesnt seem so bad

Everyday with Christians on this board is another punch in the gnads

>>2670862
>>2670862
Amen