HISTORICAL GUESS WHO GAME:

Hitler.

>>2667998
>Be white American
>Grow to 18
>Discover an amazing internet site
>Find that literally cannot stop sucking dicks.

ok that was too easy, ill do another one

>>2668039

you

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>>2667998
Puccini

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>part of a major religious tradition
>name sounds similar to an infamous figure in the religion
>associated with desperation and last resorts
>if their name is used for a building, it is usually a cancer hospital

who am I?

>>2668039
>grow to 18

Can't be OP then

>>2667998
Kurt Weill

>>2668055
St. Jude

>>2668055
Judah?

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>>2668089
Dog bless Anon

>as a kid, taken prisoner
>work as a servant to the enemy general
>learn language, customs and tactics of your the enemies
>escape and reunite with your people
>become leader
>teach them how to properly wage war against europeans
>in war, capture your former master
>kill him making him drink molten gold
>die just before taking the capital city
>war will last for more than 300 years

>>2668124
Valerian, perhaps?

>>2668124
Military leader Lautaro

>>2668124
Vlad the Impaler?

>>2668039
Moot?

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>be Greek peasant
>dubious ancestry, claim to be descended from Constantine
>may or may not have been held hostage by Bulgars at some point
>become Emperor's bodyguard due to wrestling skills
>ordered by Emperor to divorce wife and marry his mistress
>get declared co-emperor after murdering Emperor's uncle
>notice some other guy is gaining the Emperor's favor
>have them both stabbed to death, declare self emperor
>write a shitload of laws
>be friends with the Pope by firing the Patriarch and putting in one he likes
>kill Armenians, heretics, and Arabs
>conquer Naples from Muslims, lose Sicily
>favorite firstborn son and co-emperor dies
>suspect that second son was actually last Emperor's son from the mistress
>second son also believes it, order him arrested
>declare third son to be co-emperor
>release second son after peasantfags start rioting
>get injured by deer while hunting
>convinced that page who saved me was an assassin, have him executed
>die
>cuck son becomes Emperor, has last Emperor be given a fancy funeral
>third son becomes emperor after he dies for, like, a year
>cuck son's line continues on another 200 years

>>2669205
basil the macedonian

>>2668124
Parthian King Orodes II?

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>>2669033
Yes.