Who were the "good guys" of history? >Pic related

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Unquestionably.

>>2667952
I wanna say Portugal, Georgia, Poland and the Scots.

But I feel that's more of an under dog list

>>2667952
The Irish didn't fuck anything up too badly.

The Finns are alright.

The Koreans were okay as well.

>>2667972
I don't think Portugal counts as a good guy or underdog, though they're probably the closest west Europe gets. Arguably same with Scotland.

>>2667972
The Portuguese are history's most sinister and hidden villains.

>>2667990
That's the Dutch dude

>>2667952

No doubt about it, the Serbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8

>>2667990
You mixed them up with the Dutch

Portugal history is trying it's hardest to NOT be Spain.

Anglo's

Only Anglo's.

>>2667975
>koreans
>good guys
try asking the vietnamese that lmao

>>2667952
San Marino never did anything wrong

>>2668164
Andora is a nation of peace

>>2667975
>Irish
>listen to your nephews in the new world, but start a revolution DURING the costly war

>>2667952
Armenia
Nepal
Sri Lanka
Wales
Jersey
New Zealand
Falklands
>>2667954
Get picked because >muh valorous general, more corruption than anyone before AND economic depression
He was just not cut out for politicos

>>2668095
>the scourge of the human race
Laughable

>>2668343
>Germans aren't at fault for the ruin of civilisation and culture

>>2668417
>Germans aren't at fault for the ruin of civilisation and culture

>Anglo-saxons aren't immigrants from Germany

>>2667952
India, saddest nation in all of history. It's like reading about a rich, smart, nice woman getting kidnapped and raped multiple times.

>>2667952
Egypt has never been the bad guy, even when they were run by Kushite nigs they were the good guys when compared to Assyria

>>2668421
Genetically Brits are more Celtic

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America

The entire world had it coming. We should have nuked you all when we had the chance

t. American

>>2668423
If she was smart she wouldn't be getting kidnapped all the time

>>2668317
>Armenia
Probably actually this. They're basically if Jews were good people

The righteous and legitimate successor to the three great Caliphates.
The Islamic State of Syria and the Levant.

>>2667954
That's not Taylor

>>2667952
Finns
Cyprians
Irish
Vietnamese (pre-civil war)
Laotians
Balts

>>2667952
Hungarians (post-Christianization)

>>2669563
Oh shit! That might actually come the closest, if it weren't for the whole dual Monarchies debacle

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Ramesses II
Sparta during the Peloponnesian War.
Both sides of the 3rd Crusade.
The Holy League 1571.
Revolutionary France.
The Union.
Shinsengumi and other Shogunate Loyalists.
Utah Jazz 1997-1998.

>>2667952
>Georgia
>good
irrelevance is not the same thing as beneficence

t. Georgian

>>2669588
They weren't always irrelevant. I think being a stalwart Christian kingdom that never wronged anyone and fed off mussies is pretty good

Plus Shota Rustaveli is a boss nigga

>>2669563
Literally Nazi allies.

>>2669593
>muh golden age that no-one else outside of your land knows about

>>2669596
Kek

>>2669606
I know about it, georgia-kun. I know about it

On October 1, 1943, Nazi leader Adolf Hitler ordered Danish Jews to be arrested and deported. Despite great personal risk, the Danish resistance movement, with the assistance of many ordinary Danish citizens, managed to evacuate 7,220 of Denmark's 7,800 Jews, plus 686 non-Jewish spouses, by sea to nearby neutral Sweden.

The rescue allowed the vast majority of Denmark's Jewish population to avoid capture by the Nazis and is considered to be one of the largest actions of collective resistance to aggression in the countries occupied by Nazi Germany. As a result of the rescue, and the following Danish intercession on behalf of the 464 Danish Jews who were captured and deported to the Theresienstadt transit camp in Bohemia, over 99% of Denmark's Jewish population survived the Holocaust.

>>2669639
>7,220 of Denmark's 7,800 Jew
Thats almost as many Danes that fought in the Waffen SS!

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Glorious Ancient Rome.

>>2667952
t-thanks desu

>>2669588
you are irrelevant, your country was great and has contributed to history positively, be proud or kys.

>>2668343
literally did nothing wrong

Good Guy Tier:
(Contributed greats and goods, generally not very cuntish while being major players)
-France
-Portugal
-Roman Republic

Scampish Underdog Tier:
(Not really a world player but never went out of their way to fuck it all up for everyone for sake of personal gain/stood up to a much more powerful baddie)
-Georgia
-Ireland
-Scots
-Poland

Effective but failed Baddies:
(Acted like proper bastards for sake of personal gain but contributed good things in many ways despite eventually getting their shit pushed in and losing it all)
-Anglos
-Spain

Cartoon Villain Tier:
(Twirly moustache, bottom spanked)
-Germany
-Russia

>>2669832
Look next door and there's a whole Island you did wrong. How the fuck yo you mess up managing a swampy shithole so hard?

>didn't want it anyway lol

And yet you clutch to NI like it's some last bastion of the Empire. Anglos have a rich history full of good and bad but among all your fuck ups I can see none more obvious and obnoxious than the fact you lost control of a tiny powerless Island next fucking door to you.

>>2667952
Never were any 100% good guy countries since history spans thousand and thousand of years. The 100% bad guys however were the russians and the turks.

>>2667954
>>2669492
What about Lee?

>>2668888
Then what separates the Jews from Armenians?

>>2668888
>They're basically if Jews were good people

>armenians
>good people

Pick one.

>>2667952
>Georgia
>good
About as good as Albania

>>2670232
>
shggy

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>>2667952
Honestly, the Knights of Malta.

>>2671548
>Europe's rich kids club
>Good guys

>>2671558
You're confusing them with the Templards.

>>2668888
Czech em
>>2670232
T. Ataturk
>>2671558
>raid Muslims to pay for Christian hospitals

>>2667952
>produced Jugushvilli
Good one OP

The Persians. The Assyrians would cut your head off and put it on a pike. The Persians usually didn't do those kinds of things unless you gave them a reason.

>>2671548
This. People forget how based the Hospitallers were.

>>2670082
>not being very cuntish while being major players
>France

Indochina, Dreyfus, North Africa, War etc.

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>>2667952
Imperial Rome before Constantine
HRE
Russian Empire
Axis and especially Russian pro-German collaborator units in WW2
Serb Republics in Balkans in the 1990s.
Rhodesia and South Africa
Saddam's Iraq

>>2672292
>HRE
Now that's just a meme, guy

>>2672292
How can you count the HRE as a whole

>>2672292
You do realize OP was asking for the good guys right?

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unironically

also, Czechoslovakia/Czech Rep./Slovakia

>>2670082
>France
>Portugal
i can deal with France but theyve been extremely cuntish in the last 100 years. Portugal can be argued as being a baddie

>Tfw all these people picking Scots
>Despite Scotland essentially joining the UK and helping with everything Britain did across the world and catching none of the flak for it.

And now ta blame the jews.

>>2672502
The British isles as a whole are villains. All the Germanic people sans the hansa are ebil

>>2672502
It's mainly because their nationalist party is beerhall putsch Nazis, actual national socialists, led by women and welcoming of refugees

>>2670082
>France
>backstab everyone
>best ruler wasn't even french

>>2672689
Louis xiv?

>>2672779
Charlemagne

>>2672779
Napoleon

>>2670214
Christ

Canada

>>2667952
British colonies in general
Polynesians
Finland
Ethiopia

>>2667952
Call me whatever you want but, the Third Reich were the good guys. Other examples: Taiwanese/Britain (before 1900)/Ethiopians/Romans/Cretans/Estonians/Latvians

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>>2667990
not sure if butthurt spaniard or asian infidel who got Nau'd into submission

>>2673412
>Third Reich were the good guys
Even ignoring all the jew memery their entire state was built around the idea that being able to conquer someone was sufficient reason to actually conquer them

In no sane universe are they the good guys

>>2669563
Hungarians have never been on the right side of any conflict.

>>2670082
France
kek
KEK
K E K

>>2668888
But Jews are good people

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We just want to be left alone

>>2670082
>Roman Republic
>utterly destroys carthage and corinth killing all inside
>caesar kills gorillion gauls
>annexes the entire mediterranean against most of the previous inhabitants' will
nope.jpg

>>2668008
>>2668069
Any little groups of people who managed to gain large influence regardless had to be very cunning.

>>2667990
Netherlands my dude

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>>2674154
>influence through slavery
>cunning

the welsh

>>2670213
Lee was a good guy fighting for a shit cause. I respect him for his loyalty to his home state, and a general rarely can decide where he fights.
Like they say about the soldiery
>Theirs is not to question why
>Theirs is to do and die

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>>2667954
can't forget

>>2674128
My first BF was Circasian
So cute

>>2672819
No the best ruler of the lands we call France was Charlemagne, you cannot deny that

>>2674154
The most cunning thing Portugal did was kick the ottomans out of the spice trade

>>2667952
All Slavs except Russia and Croatia

>>2674655
What has Croatia ever done that was bad ?

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>>2674695

>>2672452
The Czech Republic is beautiful, but their customer service is horrible. The rudest I've seen, and I've traveled through Asia.

>no one has mentioned the glorious Faroe Islands

>>2674714
Ezio ?

>>2673425
iirc they fought alongside Poland against Russia

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>>2667952
Romance mediterranean countries (Greece and Portugal included)

>>2675149
Portugal is romance Atlantic!

Obrigado!

>>2674583
Gay or grill ?

>>2667952
romans
phoenicians (inb4 Carthage, no, not Carthage)

>>2670082
>france

>>2674128
yes, just like every fedora teen

>>2670213
he chose his state above his country

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>>2670082
>-Scots
failed their colonization scheme and then just threw in the towel and used the Anglo as a vector to achieve their aims thereafter

the schemeiest race of people ever begotten upon this earth, worse than the Jews since the Jews get flak for their real or imagined vice grip upon the world but the Scots don't because muh william wallace braveheart freedom hurr durr (made through media which they control in large part), using anything that they come by as a people to utilize to fuck over others (Anglos, Gaels, Protestantism, etc.)
fuck I hate Scots

>>2674583
But that's the basque flag

>>2675644
But we dindu nuffin

>>2675693
t. self-hating Scot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2q0T7QXETs