I love you, /his/

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Also post some memes

>>2661990
>>What the fuck is your problem with Cromwell?

Child raping boy-lover

>>Who was a better general: Alexander or Napoleon?

Napoleon was French, therefore not human, therefore not eligible for contention in "best" anything.

>>Why can't we have Prussia back?
Because the G*rms genocided all the ethnic Prussians.

>>2662121
>Care to specify?
>He was Corsican tho
>We need a new Kaiser

>>2662121
>child-raping boy lover
aka patrician

>>2661990
>>What the fuck is your problem with Cromwell?

/his/ hates the Irish for some reason

>Who was a better general: Alexander or Napoleon?

Napo sama

>Why can't we have Prussia back?

cause they ruined Germany and Europe

>>2662167
>they ruined Germany and Europe
Austria pls

>>2661990
>What the fuck is your problem with Cromwell?
https://youtu.be/dBPf6P332uM
>Who was a better general: Alexander or Napoleon?
Alex had better technology than the Persians, but Nappy made many mistakes, mostly at the political level though. Though choice, I'm not sure.
>Why can't we have Prussia back?
because it is kill

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>>2661990
fuck off its shit and fuck your meme questions go back to whatever meme board you came from

>>2662158
>>Care to specify?

He raped male children, that makes him a boy lover and a child rapist, surely?

>>He was Corsican tho

Same filth.

>>We need a new Kaiser

What you need is genocide.

>>2662220
calm down nigel and/or giovanni

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>>2662190
>He seems based desu famalamading dong
>>2662220
>Yeah, but you see then you deny the French their only great leader

Also

>>2662247
>>Yeah, but you see then you deny the French their only great leader

The French don't have any leaders of any caliber, be they great or worthless. The natural state of the Frog is of abject servility, there is no spark of greatness in that "race".

bongs were a mistake

>the French don't have any great leaders besides napoleon
>fucking IMPLYING

sure makes you wonder how they became so powerful in the middle ages and won the 100 years war, or how they dominated europe for 200 years after that, or how they colonized so much territory, or how they fought literally all of Europe at the same time and won multiple times before failing, or when they led europe to victory against germany in WW1, ALL "without" great leaders. hmmm, really makes me think.

>>2661990
Napoleon 5ever.our of 70 battles he won 67 and his invasion of Russia is like burning down your house bc there is a robber

We can't have Prussia bc they'd form Germany again. However we can bring back Europe 1910

>>2662398

It doesn't take any great talent or skill to simply exist. No-one ever conquered France because they didn't want to have to deal with millions of subhuman Frogs, not because "it was too hard".

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>>2662398
I can't hear you with all that frog dick in your mouth

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>>2662423
francophobia is truly a mental illness

>>2662462

Does it count as a phobia to despise a race of mental and moral cripples? You don't call it "nigger-phobia" when people make fun of black niggers, why call it "francophobia" when I make fun of white niggers?

>>2662462
It's not a phobia. When you house gets overrun with frogs, you call an exterminator

>>2662479
>set the basis for law and morality with the napoleonic code, led the push for Republican government in Europe against the entrenched noble aristocracy
>moral cripples

they're literally the beating heart of liberal thinking, the same thinking that is the backbone of the society you're currently living in.

>>2662522
>copies the Roman law code slavishly, like the race of slaves they are
>claims to have created what he only copied

Typical French """man""". There is nothing that is both of value to humanity, and French.

>>2662547
regardless of influence they fought for the rights and morality you enjoy today, against the forces that would have seen it utterly crushed otherwise. Their spirit lit a fire that burned away the monarchies of europe, they paved the way for the modern era. You're just a faggot hating on based France.

t. America (I've got your back dad!)

>>2662582

They fought for domination over Europe, not for any high-minded ideals.

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kawaii factor 10

>>2662588
they just wanted to live in a republic that didn't unfairly favor the nobles at the expense of an equal society governed by laws. They fought a big revolution for it against their own government, you may have heard about it, and they needed to fight because nobody in europe was happy about a republic in france. They would have never stopped until it was extinguished, and they didn't stop until it was. And what happened after they were put down? They had another fucking revolution, because French people are just that hardcore.

>>2662646

Yeah, no. The Fr*g mind is incapable of the kind of nuance you attribute to it. They are motivated solely by two emotions: Greed, and Evil.

>>2662660
t. guy who has never read the literally thousands of extremely passionate first hand accounts of revolutionaries on account of the printing press and the literal birth of the media that accompanied the French Revolution

French people, if nothing else, for better or worse, are passionate and idealistic. It's what's so charming about them.

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>>2662698
>I don't read history
>I just shitpost about it

carry on then

viva la revolution ;^)

>>2662717

I don't read nigger "books", because there is literally 0% chance a nigger will ever write anything worth reading.

>>2662646
>they just wanted to live in a republic
>Voted 99 to 1 for a despotic emperor

You're retarded.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon#Temporary_peace_in_Europe

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>>2661990
Oscar a cute, A CUTE

>>2662734
>You're retarded.

He's either French or a French-lover, therefore he is a retard by definition.

>>2662752
You don't have to tell me man, he unironically thinks the revolution was for liberty after 1792.

>>2662582
>regardless of influence they fought for the rights and morality you enjoy today, against the forces that would have seen it utterly crushed otherwise. Their spirit lit a fire that burned away the monarchies of europe

Napoleon actually Introduced new monarchies in the Netherlands, Italy and spain.

Not a single monarchy in Europe would be abolished after Napoleon until the 1st Spanish republic.

>>2662589
Looks too much like a generic pretty girl.

The other one has an air of confidence and maturity, something you'd find in a leader.

>>2662730
calm your edge and france did great things of value.

>>2662810

Name 1.

>>2662824
the center of european intellectual and cultural development for hundreds of years and unmatched military history

>>2662824
Name one thing of value not created by France.

>>2662857

That's not a citation, and HAHAHAHAHAHAha are you fucking kidding me? hahahahahahahahahahah!

>>2662859

The Atomic Bomb.

>>2662857
>intellectual
most scientific achievements were from britain

>cultural
Italy, no question

>unmatched military
Germany

>>2662866
And there we have it. The only "creation" the Anglo is capable of is finding new horrifying depths of destruction.

>>2662167
>/his/ hates the Irish for some reason

I'm pretty sure that this board is so small and has so many dedicated autists that one poster can shill enough for their specific obsession seem like a board opinion.

>>2662871
If you're going to shitpost this hard at least don't be so incredibly boring.

friendly reminder to contribute if you know about the topics and report stuff that violates the 25 year/pol with dates rule. i really like this place too.

>>2662872

Name one French invention that equals the Atomic Bomb.
>Hurr muh bread rolls!
>Durr muh homosexuality!

Sorry, neither is anything close to the sheer perfection that is the Atom Bomb.

>>2662863
>citation for something that's common knowledge

>>2662894

Nigger, the French have contributed exactly one thing to the world: Syphilis.

>>2662880
nice argument

>>2662892
Photography, film, the steam engine, the internal combustion engine, the automobile, the aircraft, the computer, antibiotics, modern philosophy, modern politics, calculus, analytic geometry, classical mechanics, chemistry, thermodynamics, electrodynamics, evolution, modern medicine, the scientific method, democracy, every relevant art movement, the colour blue...

>>2662914
>>unmatched military
>Germany
>a country that never won a war
yawn

>>2662921

All of those are Anglo inventions. I don't care what your "Secret Nigger Facts" book told you, no nigger ever invented anything of worth.

>>2662904
That's actually from the americas and the Spanish were the ones that promulgated it.

>>2662904
you can't be serious. how did you think france competed so well against other europeans?

>>2662940
>no nigger ever invented anything of worth.
That's what I'm saying, no Anglo ever invented anything of worth.

Now stop being an uppity niglet and go polish your French/Norman master's shoes.

>>2662955

They didn't. It's not "competing" when everyone just ignores you because they know you're just a retard.

>>2662937
>never won a war
What is 1870?

>>2662968
A year during which Germany didn't exist.

>>2662963

HAHAHA I see what you did, you tried to turn it round on me didn't you, you cheeky little nigger? Sadly for you, everyone on Earth (outside of France, apparently) knows that the French are a race of niggers. So no, sweetie, why don't YOU go polish your "shoes" (by which I mean your tiny nigger dick) while the humans discuss things, okay?

Are you serious?

>Just the right amount of comfyness, shitposting and actual discussion.
By which I assume you mean 0% comfiness, 100% shitposting, and 0% actual discussion.

>>2662975
It did as an entity, it just wasn't under one flag.

>>2662937
You're right, because even when germany was not united, it still won wars.

>>2662976
Does spreading this verbal diarrhea anonymously on the internet make you feel better about having to return to real life tomorrow, where you have to bow and scrape for your French overlords who still rule over you and the rest of your spineless and utterly useless race a thousand years after conquering it?

>>2662964
They did you fuckwit. From English claims to the French throne to colonial ambitions.

At this point you're probably a shitposter fishing for replies but gas yourself.

>>2663006
>where you have to bow and scrape for your French overlords who still rule over you

what

>>2663006

Nigger, the French can;t even rule France. Go take a look, see all the virile young Arab men raping French sows in the street, while their """men""" just stand by, jerking one another off in teh French manner.

>>2661990
>Just the right amount of comfyness, shitposting and actual discussion.

See >>2662963 >>2662976

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>>2661990
Alexander Haig>Napoleon

>>2663018
Oh right forget I said anything, that caste of lords of entirely French descent that still owns and rules your country and cucks you in every way possible is just like you, we're all in this together eh lads rule Britannia and all that, lmao

>>2662940
The French aren't black you fucking retard.

>>2663045

So? They're still niggers.

>>2663043
>Shit i just made up.txt

literally the entire country has french ancestry

it doesn't make you french.

by that logic, every nation is led by an ethiopian.

>>2663019
You'd think the hundreds of thousands of white Anglo teenaged girls getting used as cocksleeves by gangs of Pakis while the rest of your pathetic excuse for a country cheers them on would have quenched the insatiable English cucklust, but judging by your uncontrollably blurting out your fap fantasies it seems not.

>>2663019
The only country where this LITERALLY happens is the UK.

You're embarrassing yourself.

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>>2663045
>The French aren't black

>>2663062
>>2663067

Why do you think I give a shit about France Junior? They're as much a race of inbred niggers as you """people""" are, but at least they managed to achieve a very most basic level of humanity.

>>2662121
>>2662220
>>2662297
>>2662423
>>2662479
Pretty sure it's a french dude pretending to hate the french so people can see how french bashing is real
Because srsly I don't think someone can hate the french this much for no reason
Or this is just LARPing

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>>2663059
HAHAHAHAHA no my Anglo peasant friend. Your shit-eating serf ancestors weren't French, despite how hard they must have begged their French lords to fuck their wives and daughters. The whole reason the Normans created the British class system was to make sure there would be no miscegination with the filthy animals inhabiting that wretched island.

>>2663087
>Because srsly I don't think someone can hate the french this much for no reason
Brits can. You must be new here.

>>2663075
i didn't know xxxtentacion was part of les bleus

>>2663099
Why though?

>>2663091
>this level of desperation

you're literally making up that all of Britain's upper class have french ancestry from nothing

>>2663087
It's Larping
>>2661946

Turns out he's Indian too
>>2662609
Got absolutely Butmad when he got called a Poo in the loo

>>2662121
Parjeet please flush before shitting up threads

>>2663087
not him but

I'm a bong


I used to really like France

Until I came here and saw how narcissistic they are.

>>2663140
I like France, don't like french, but like France

I'm a brit too

>>2661990
>What the fuck is your problem with Cromwell?
He actually wanted to go to Ireland

Also he's the inferior Cromwell

>Who was a better general: Alexander or Napoleon?
That's tough. But I think Napoleon did more. Alexander inherited a ready Army, Napoleon had to rise through the ranks. And plus Europe is a much better prize so... I think Napoleon achieved more. That said he fucked up more too. Way too ambitious

>Why can't we have Prussia back?
It's Polish and Russian land now, that's why

>>2662589
Too baby face.
>>2662778
This

>>2663138
>>2663128
>I point out that Poo "people" are the only people on Earth who call themselves "Poo"
>You simpletons reply with "Hurr I may be a piece of literal human shit, but at least I'm not Indian!"

So? Neither am I, retards, but thanks for admitting that you people are literal shit!

I was told a /his/ drawfriend drew some Anne Frank art and to ask here for the full set.

>>2662921
Nothing in this list was even invented by the French you just put a list together of important inventions.

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>>2663115
>you're literally making up that all of Britain's upper class have french ancestry from nothing

>>2663113
Because this >>2663006

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>>2663219
>Buttmad Poo in the loo wants somebody else to be called poo for a change
mfw

>>2664629
>I'll just attach le laughing man and call it an argument.

>>2664815
I love that Daisy Ridley smugs are having a comeback.

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>>2664629
when you realise that the english royalty is german
>not celto-germanic
>not germanic
plain german and their real name is von Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha and not "windsor"

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>>2664902
phase it in for a year, phase it out, phase it back in for a year

Star Wars coming out every other year means that her memes wont get old any time soon

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>>2661990
Can we have a Fem-Wellington?

>Just the right amount of comfyness, shitposting and actual discussion.

>thread immediately goes full autismo mode with assblasted anglos at the forefront

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>>2665150
On top of all the other things, Napoleon is better at being a female than Wellington. The latter looks like a hobby crossdresser.