Best/funniest historical deaths

>Atilla
>just got done fucking rome
>gonna go on fucking eastern rome
>gonna fuck my new wife first
>gets shitfaced to celebrate
>dies of nosebleed

>the Guard demanded to see Elagabalus and Alexander in the Praetorian camp. The emperor complied and on 11 March 222 he publicly presented his cousin along with his own mother, Julia Soaemias.

>On their arrival the soldiers started cheering Alexander while ignoring Elagabalus, who ordered the summary arrest and execution of anyone who had taken part in this display of insubordination. In response, members of the Praetorian Guard attacked Elagabalus and his mother.

>>2661263
That's kinda sad

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>Never got on with his brother, had to share the rule of the empire with him
>Their mother arranges a reconciliation meeting between the two
>Caracalla kills his own brother in his mother's arms
>Later spergs out and massacres a whole city because he couldn't handle the banter
>Gets stabbed to death by a centurion while taking a piss

What was his fucking problem?

>>2661310
He was in all respects just a terrible person

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>"It seems that Eriugena's doctrine was so completely outrageous (you may come to agree with this soon) that one day his students simply couldn't take it any more. So they arose in a mass and stabbed him to death with their quill pens."

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Angela Isadora Duncan (May 26, 1877 or May 27, 1878 – September 14, 1927) was an American dancer who performed to acclaim throughout Europe. Born in California, she lived in Western Europe and the Soviet Union from the age of 22 until her death at age 49 or 50, when her scarf became entangled in the wheels and axle of the car in which she was riding.

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>>2661396
>be a book nerd that loves reading
>going down stairs from his library with his arms full of books one day
>hear the call the prayer
>is a good muslim boy so kneel in respect
>his foot gets tangled to his robe and with his arms full he trips and falls down from stairs
>hits his head to the corner of the stairs and dies 3 days later

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>>2661195
Damn you Kongming!

>>2661443
In my mind's eye, he was chibi.

>>2661396
She got what she deserved for ruining Yesenin's life.