What was their problem?

>>2658942
W*sterners

>>2658942
>be a chink
>experience a drought
>join spirit possession cult
>cult says Christians are responsible for drought, also these sweet martial arts will protect you from bullets
>revolt

>>2658958
source: "History in Three Keys: The Boxers as Event, Experience, and Myth" by Paul A. Cohen

>be british soldier
>these fucks start charging at you using kung fu moves
>casually shoot them with an enfield revolver
>"oi winston, da bloody hell was that chinaman doing? sum sort of fancy dance?"
>"I dunno, some kind of boxing"
>tfw this is literally why they're called boxers

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>>2658942
being peasants in a feudal system waaay past its prime, under an impotent imperial government that gets pushed around by European powers on a regular basis

>>2658967
fucking eternal anglo
their real name is much better

>Yihequan
>Righteous and Harmonious Fists

we need a (very) alternate history Hong Kong-style kung fu movie where these guys are actually bulletproof and victorious in the end

No matter what they did, they always had a chink in their armor

>>2658993
I'd watch the shit out of that.

>>2659021
Ayyy lmao

>>2658942
Dr.Jimny. I am Lee Kang

>>2659021
Laughed out loud