Why was this guy such a dick to his brother?
>implying Caracalla did literally one single thing wrong
>>2658832
His brother was a liability, he had to go to ensure the long glorious reign of Caracalla
>killed your brother in front of your mommy
WHat did he mean by this?
>>2658832
because his brother was such a dick to him
>>2658832
because he had disdain for plebs
>>2658832
His brother was a pleb.
>>2658832
His brother was a degenerative pleb which had to be eliminated
>>2658832
Probably had to do with the fact he really loved killing people.
>get married
>hate your wife
>kill her father-in-law
>exile her
>kill her and her 7-year-old daughter who was probably your kid
>brother wants to co-rule
>kill him
>guys make fun of him in Alexandria
>kill everyone
>get married
>kill the reception
>believe you're Alexander the Great reincarnated
>kill some disciples of Aristotle because you believe Aristotle poisoned Alexander
Really for Caracalla it was probably a day wasted if he went to bed not ahving murdered a couple dozen people at least.
Apparently he had an awful temper, was far too jovial and close to his soldiers and did not believe in sharing the purple.
>>2658832
Name a more aesthetic Emperor
[spoiler]u cant[/spoiler]
>>2659917
Vivo.
>>2659624
>kill her father in law
So kill your own father?
>>2660097
That's a boy
This is a MAN
>>2659578
/thread
>>2660120
Uncle or whatever since his father in law was Gaius Fulvius Plautianus who was Praetorian Prefect. Caracalla hated his wife (Fulvia Plautilla) so much that he said he'd kill both her and her father when Severus died which led to Plautianus attempting to overthrow the Severans. Plautianus was exiled for treason, Plautilla and her daughter (likely Caracalla's) were exiled and then eventually murdered on his orders.
Most of the other terrible and awful emperors had some kind of mental issue going on but in terms of out and out evil for the sake of it, it's really hard to top Caracalla.
>get stabbed in the back when taking a piss
>die with your face in a pool of your own urine
>>2660708
*exiled
Should be executed. But yeah, the point is Caracalla was a world class asshole. There's the Parthia war which Herodian stated started when the Parthian king Artabanus agreed to marry his daughter to Caracalla and when Caracalla and his troops showed up to Arbela they killed everyone that was there to greet them and began massacring the northern Mesopotamia. Cassius Dio states that he wanted to marry the daughter instead and Artabanus refused guessing that Caracalla would use it as a pretext to annex Parthia.
Which either one makes sense. Caracalla idolized Alexander the Great and wanted to be just like him so he started a war with Parthia to try and conquer Mesopotamia just like Alexander.
>>2660806
Literally rest in piss.