Make America Sexy Again

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Ulysses S. Grant-my-sexual-wishes

>>2658221
seconding.

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*blocks your path*

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Grant has that rough and stoic quality to him in the way he carries himself, helped by his masculine beard and successful military career, but was also a total sweetheart and loved his wife dearly. He is best presidential husbando, his initials are even H.U.G.

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>>2658215
>>2658231
Rutherford B. Hey, Girl

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Plus, you cannot tell me that he doesn't look totally baller here.

>>2658249
Sufjan Stevens isn't a president anon

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Young teddy is my husbando.

>>2658275
>Grant will never be your Daddy
why even live :(

>>2658230

fact: your mom regularly fantasizes about fucking him

>>2658283
He's not fucking around

>tfw you realize that Eisenhower is an old Report of the Week

>>2658221
He should have stuck with calling himself Barry instead of going back to Barack.

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Sexy Nixon time!

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Dwight "D" Eisenhower
He actually got in trouble for dancing too friskily with ladies at a west point dance. Oh yeah.

>>2658221
Non-whites can't be handsome

>>2658578

Classic Slytherin

>>2658281
Drew Brees?

>>2658282
>Secessionist fucking shits nov 15 best goddamn day of my life

Yeah I know it was Sherman but Grant signed off on it.

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Gerald Ford is a great American beefcake

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How would you like to get mouth-to-mouth from the Great Communicator?

>>2658840
Damn

>>2658578
His eyes smolder.

>>2658929
is that a backless tanktop? lewd

>>2658709

I'm sorry Tyrone is taking your crush to the prom.

>>2658231
Goddam what a charming smile. I want to protect this sweet man from the realities of political office.

>>2658463
Go to bed pops.

>>2659013
>actually mad that his cucklord has a flaccid micro penis

pathetic

>>2659019
great post desu

>>2658309
Kinda looks like if daniel radcliff started hittimg the gym and grew a sick mustache...

>>2658578
I like Nixon but he looks like a dick in here

>>2658282
Please I could go to a bar right now and meet fifteen bros-for-life who look exactly like this

this is standard portland issue masculinity

What presidents weren't douchey IV leaguers? Have we ever had a president who was basically a loser in his young life?

>>2659673
grant was a loser alchoholic

>>2658709
I'm sorry Tyrone didn't ask you to prom

>>2659673
Truman grew up on a farm and didn't have a college degree because he was unable to afford university tuition.

>>2659651
Yea, it is all personality. He is not hot if he doesnt have good personality.

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You can't have a proper sexy president thread without Handsome Frank.

>>2658249
VPs don't count.

>>2660305
wait which president is this?

>>2660573
Pierce. Shit president, and only average sexiness.

>>2658840
Hnnnnnnnng