ITT: Historical figures you'd die for

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>>2646906
Fuck off cryptojew.

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Vive L'Empereur

Anyone of worth, at this point

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Khalid ibn al-Walid

>>2647249
>dying for a Saracen

saying such things puts your immortal soul at risk. For your own sake I really must insist you mind what you say.

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>>2646906
SIEG HEIL!

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>>2646906

>>2647255
fuck off larper subhuman

>>2647291
Same desu

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Mon général

>>2647263
hahahahaha what a good one. Wish I would've thought of this first

Being a Varangian would be pretty sweet, honestly

>>2647328

that's a historical figure I'd moon

>>2647351
Came to post this.

>>2647312
WE

>>2647474

>all for nothing

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>>2647217
THIS

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probably will in future with the way the world's going

>>2647535

worth it

Religious figures don't count. Too easy.

>>2647549
AVE IMPERATOR

>>2647217
That's cheating. Everyone would die for Napoleon

>>2647560
>>2647474

when will jocklets learn!

>>2646906
Apperantly he was a cruel pos

>>2647217
VIVE

>>2647525
This. Goodnight old fritz

>>2647775
[citation needed]

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read me stoic teachings as we run around the empire fending off gauls and eastern men alike.

>>2646906
Who is that?

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>>2647973
>You will never debate philosophy with Marcus Aurelius
>You will never be lead into battle by a literal Philosopher-King
>You will never fight on the frontiers to protect Rome from barbarians
>You will never die for Rome
Truly the worst feels.
While there are several Emperors that I would die for, Marcus Aurelius is at the top of that list.

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Either this guy or El Cid

>>2647570
desu would rather fight for the Hapsburgs

>>2647328
>>2647474
>>2647516
Any of these.

>>2647535
>>2647540
But I might just die for this guy in the future.
If and when it happens I hope it's quick and painless.

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>>2646906

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>>2647249
>>2647263
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>>2649872
well spook'd my property

>>2649874
It's my will nigga, if I want to die for someone I will.

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>>2647333
>implying it was a joke

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>>2650783
THIS

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I long for /his/ benis

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Zhukov Btfo

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>>2646906
This man could've made me filthy stinking rich and I could've fucked some qt ebonies

>>2650783
Literal cheerleader.

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Um why is this thread so eurocentric?

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The fact that I will never get to do so, will forever haunt me.

>>2653068
go home, britbong.

>>2654122
She was just a mascot though.

>>2653956

>posting in a Western website

>>2653956
History is eurocentric

>>2654223
t. buttmad anglo

>>2651173
>almost completely irrelevant shitbag
>advocating for an ideology to make him supreme ruler presumably due to how incredible he was
>gets blotted out in seconds and is delegated to a historical footnote
Ebin.

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>>2647263
wew

>>2647525

>went into a coma when daddy beheaded his husbando

>banished wife to palace, saw her once a year

> tricked german farmers into stealing and growing potatoes

>went to war against his nextdoor neighbor that was also his aunt

>ruled the german people, hated the german language and spoke french

Frederick the Great was literal weaponized autism

>>2647249
this

>>2647217
>Ywn follow the La Petit Corpral into glory for years, retiring to a comfy French town before things went to shit

>>2647516
As part of the Imperial Army or a White Army?

>>2654588
he also had a penchant for cuteboys

>>2649874
>It's a "reply to everyone" post. Point and laugh my dudes, point and laugh.

>>2654259
Somebody had to say it

>>2649587
>>2647535
>muh persecution
Christians in Egypt are being persecuted, you not being able to evangelize at Denny's is not persecution.

>>2647249
This
Would gladly die

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>>2654588
>weaponized autist that liked boipussy

he's one of us 2bh

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I miss him

>scroll through thread
>no one's posted Alexander the Great

/his/...

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druže tito mi ti se kunemo,
da sa tvoga puta ne skrenemo

ali skrenuli smo jebiga

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>>2656858
he was a dick that went around naming cities after him, not worth my devotion 2bh

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>this thread

Nobody

>>2657944
>he was a dick

This. Tyre did nothing wrong

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>>2646906

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>>2646906
Mannerheim or Alexander II of Russia. Both have played immense roles in shaping Finland to what it is now and for that I'm thankful

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>>2647549
This. Augustus was based.

>>2655425
Imperial of course

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>>2646906

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>greatest orator of all time
>attempted to unite the Greeks against Philip
>fails, eventually continues to rebel against Alexander
>would rather take his own life than be captured by filthy Macedonian barbarians
>Athenians build a statue of him and decreed that his descendants should be provided food from the state

Had you for Greece been strong, as wise you were, The Macedonian would not have conquered her.

>>2647351
Only right answer

>>2647217
Unironically this.

>>2647217
This desu

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¡Arriba España!

>>2648200
Imagine how his surviving generals must have felt when they saw how his son ended up

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>you will never tell the heartbroken Lee it's not his fault and beg to be allowed to regroup and charge the hill again

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George Washington

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>Tfw you will never MAGA with Pericles
>Tfw you will never have a beautiful tanned Athenian waifu
>Tfw you will never see the most beautiful city, the embodiment of western civilization
>Tfw you will never hear his funeral oration on the steps of Athens

I literally have old world blues.

>>2655433

don' project at me you filthy yank

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>>2647297
>Being Muslim
>Calling someone else a subhuman

Lol

>>2649556
>dying for a man who wouldn't die for you

>>2658313
wtf, there were black squires?

>>2665973
>onion head

>>2647217
>ywn charge into a canyon guarded by spanish cannons with just a handful of your mates for Nappy

>>2667494

>dying in combat with your bros with your cocks out