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What philosophical position do you hold?

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What philosophical position do you hold?
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death to nerds
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Also which philosophers are your biggest inspiration for that view?
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transcendental idealism + anxiety over unconditioned being + belief in god as a ridiculous, unreachable but nominally guiding concept
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>>2646418
Hitler wasn't the bad guy
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I don't, that's why I'm right and everybody else is wrong.
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>>2646418
>holding any but your own
You've been memed.
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>>2646422
You haven't watched the webm, I see
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>>2646418
That everyone else is wrong but me, even if I can't prove it though there is always proof, and if they're right it's only because they agree with me.
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I believe in God if someone was to ask me, but I'm not necessarily sure my actions reflect such a stance. Unfortunately, I think most modern Christians also fit this bill; to truly believe in talking donkeys or pillars of fire would result in absurd actions that follow suite. The Apostle Paul, he believed; St. John, he believed; but me and the rest of Americans, probably not.
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>>2646418
spacetime substantivalism and wavefunction realism.

I sleep comfortably at night
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>>2646418
>peak winona

muh charlie dickens
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>>2646418
Stoicism
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>>2646418
What is this webm from?
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Philosophers aren't like football teams where you 'pick' one to cheer for, cunts.
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>>2646431
the 80s
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>>2646418
She got hotter with age DESU

Then again I'm into older women in general so fuck me right
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Virtue ethics nailed on to epicueanism in a very odd way. I still occasionally think that mass suicide for existential reasons might be a good idea.
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>>2646418
AN AUTHENTIC SPIRITUAL DOCTRINE HAS NO RITES, NO PRIESTS, NO PROSELYTIZERS, NO SCRIPTURES, NO FORM, NO NAME.
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Neoplatonism.
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>>2646436
hello
reio
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>>2646419
I approve of this philosophy
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I'll have whatever he's having.
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>>2646436
Gnostics get the fuck out.
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>>2646418
Everyone is making shit up and pretending their enlightened, me too!
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>>2646418
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Nihilism, I guess. Not the edgy kind, the fun kind.
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>>2646418
Some weird mix of Stirner, Locke and Evola.
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>>2646431
I believe its from a movie called Heathers. Pretty fun dark comedy.
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Agnostic bordering on nihilist and vice versa depending on the circumstances with a dash of rastafarianism, if you catch muh drift
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>>2646447
>a dash of rastafarianism
Are you actually Jamaican or are you some white college aged kid going through a reggae phase
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>>2646418
I hold to the young noni aesthetic.
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>>2646448
i think he means he smokes a lot of weed
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>>2646447
forgot pic, thats how indebted I am to my philosophical outlook: daydreaming mixed with doesn't give a shit plus another helping of doesn't give a shit
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>>2646450
That fits with the latter
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>>2646449
Finished college 4 years ago so no
>>2646450
Yes
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>>2646447
>if you catch muh drift

Cyberpunk?

>>2646452

Only if you are unsubtle and persist in your wrong conclusions.
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>>2646448
Finished college four years ago so no, fucked up with the first reply as it was meant for you
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>>2646418
Marxism Leninism (dialectical materialism)
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>>2646454
Nah, isnt that like more of an aesthetic and/or lifestyle than a philosophical outlook anyways? Sorry to answer your question with a question, dont know the full deets of cyperpunk culture
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Women are better than men
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We only exist because the concept of infinity wouldn't exist otherwise.
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>>2646457

Lots of space rastas in cyberpunk
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>>2646460
Always held the impression it was just a bunch of dudes and dudettes stuck between wanting to be an extra in Citizen Kane and championing go-go gadget cosplaying.
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>>2646430
Do you actually attempt to live like a stoic?
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>>2646418
Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money, dolla dolla bill y'all
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>>2646458
Why?
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>>2646418

Traditionalist-Liturgical-Confessional Christian with some Stoicism in day to day life
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>>2646464
I grew up on the crime side, The New York Times side.
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>>2646430
Fuck off, child
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veganism
antinatalism
dtn (death to nerds)
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>>2646469
>antinatalism

is this a meme
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>>2646427
I think what you lack is a close and personal encounter with God.
You should seek that if you call yourself a believer
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>>2646418
Guys what is the next level after Stoicism ? Something more modern perhaps ?

For now I like Stoicism more but I wouldn't mind read more than ancient Greek stuff.
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>>2646418
Some weird psuedo trifecta of Non-Denominational Christianity, Agnostic, and Nilhilism
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I suppose Nietzsche is the one I think about and agree with most frequently. I'm not a teen, though. His philosophy motivates me to do shit.
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>>2646444
So the edgy kind.
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Enlightenment is a waste of time. The purpose is to live, and improve quality of life. Produce, reproduce, so on.

Any philosophy that does not advocate this is a cancerous game of verbal masturbation that needs to be thrown in the trash.

So about 99% of it all.
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>>2646418
>What philosophical position do you hold?
I don't know.
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>>2646470
not at all mate, read 'better never to have been'
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>>2646476
>The purpose is to live, and improve quality of life.
Sauce?
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>>2646479
my ass
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>>2646418
Christianity, nihilism, anti-nihilism.
I hate nihilism, and it can be seen as nothing but an infantile mind playing with reductionism and claiming to have enough knowledge to slay all meaning, especially the meta-level is outright denied, since we know all our knowledge from the binary world. Except we don't get any knowledge from it, it merely seems to change the connections.
However, the damage seems to stay despite acknowledging the foolish nature of it all.
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>>2646476

MEIN GOTT
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>>9366362
No it's not.
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>>9366375
Isn't every answer to the purpose of life just someone saying the purpose of life though?
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>>9366375
>>9366382
So you're basically criticizing a oversimplification of an already very simplistic philosophy for being simple.
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>>2646418
The one where you sort of float through life a virgin and can't bring up the nerve to just talk to that girl in your english class already.
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>>2646418
stealing from the rich is ok
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>>2646487
Where is the line? Is it
>owns more than I do
>owns anything at all
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>>2646488
>owns pic related
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>>2646418
>having a life philosophy instead of just running around doing whatever the fuck you like or want, no self-reflective questions asked, because you feel like it

Fucking plebs
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>>2646477
Bit
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>>2646418
>post-positivist
>individualist
>mostly empiricist
>agnostic atheist
>some amount of stoicism against my anxiety disorder

I probably forgot some ideologies
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STEM-induced idealism coupled with individualism (and essentially hedonism)
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>>2646418
The school of wanting to die.
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>>2646491
But that's also kind of a philosophical position.
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>>2646496
Not if you don't make a conscious effort to do so.
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>>2646497
If you have conceptualized it and continue to act upon on it, then it is a philosophical position.
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>>2646459
scandinavia is where the pussy's at, bros
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>>2646498
So if I conceded to your point, what would my position be? Instinctivism?
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>>2646500
I don't know if someone has made up a name for it yet, just invent something
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>>2646501
Oh cool. I'll go with jemenfichism.
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I used to have sympathies with materialism / socialism

But I've recently been reading some conservative thinkers and finding myself convinced to an extent.

That is, even though the materialist/ atheist conception of history is objectively correct, it is not as useful as a tarditionalist/ theistic one in organising society.
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>>2646503
In other words
>NEET comes across Los Zetas Cocaine Bunker
>is already on his way to becoming a keyboard Nazi
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>>2646504
No, I'm afraid I don't know what any of that means. Nazism is not conservative. I've been reading P. Hitchens and Scruton.
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>>2646505
I give you 3 months before you start ranting about the Jooz on unrelated boards. What is your general mental health?
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>>2646506
I think you misunderstand what Conservatism is.
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>>2646503
so exploitation is a better organising principle than mutual aid? that doesn't sound very convincing.
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>>2646507
I don't, but here Conservatism is a gateway for becoming a frothing schizo basement Nazi.
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>>2646507
Just ignore the marxist, he has mental problems
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end nerdshaming
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>>2646508
I'm more convinced by the social and morally conservative principles of these writers. I still do not believe in class and I don't believe I ever will.

>>2646509
Not at all. Conservatism by its very nature conserves. Nazism etc. are all radical ideologies and have far more in common with other radical ideologies.
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>>2646512
lol. someone was born into the middle class.
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>>2646418
some day i will pass this well
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>>2646513
Nope. My parents are both working class and I went to a comprehensive school.
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>>2646512
Now answer the mental health question. Do you have a healthy social life? Are you in a relationship? Are you on pills?
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>>2646515
I thought you didn't believe in class.
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>>2646500
Hedonism
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>>2646518
It's not really hedonism tho.
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>>2646517
I mean I don't believe that a class divide should exist. I still believe in Left-wing economic principles but I'm slightly socially conservative. Whether or not the two positions are compatible I'll have to see. I'm in the process of working it out.
>>2646516
>Do you have a healthy social life?
Yes, I have a strong, quite large group of friends I've known since childhood.
>Are you in a relationship?
Not at the moment, no
>Are you on pills?
No, I've never taken any psychoactive medication. My mental health is good. I don't smoke and I drink alcohol about once every two weeks socially


Why all the hostility and ad hominem attacks?
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>>2646520
Not ad hominems lad, just figuring out if you're gonna start screaming about immigration soon. Probably not. Have a good life and leave this shit board.
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>>2646436
Buber-readers get in here!
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>>2646520
because some of us are in target groups of conservative scorn and so have developed a healthy scorn and reflexive defence against their hypocrisy and hatred.
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>>2646521
>if you're gonna start screaming about immigration soon

And if I did you would suddenly become a qualified psychoanalysis and pronounce me mad?

I think you are in the business of pathologising your opponents' beliefs.
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>>2646522
I and Thou motherfucker!
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>>2646523
You look at politics as if it were a football game with opposing teams.
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>>2646526
no, I learn from experience and pay attention to rhetorical arguments.
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>>2646527
You learn nothing and are the hatred you claim to fight.
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>>2646528
lol. okay desu.
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>>2646524
Yeah well, there's definitely a pathology for a large chunk of them. You seem to be in control, for now at the very least. Mind going a bit more in detail about your position, socio-economically speaking?
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>>2646529
Is attacking people at random the way you say "Hello" in your country?
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>>2646418
post-nihilism with a healthy dose of some taoist teachings
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>>2646530
>Mind going a bit more in detail about your position, socio-economically speaking?

No. You are not the authority on who can hold what beliefs depending on their disposition. Make the actual effort to dispute your opponents rather than pathologising them. Otherwise you are the one with a weak mind.

If I were to take your tact, I'd assume you are a bourgeois liberal, privately educated, who dismisses ideas they disagree with as pathological, ignorant or - worst of all - working class
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Structural Marxism
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>>2646533
The fuck is wrong with you faggot, I wanted to actually have a discussion? Fuck outta here with your persecution mania, how the fuck would I dispute you if I have no idea what you believe in and when I ask you to, you start spewing all this fucking garbage? Go suck a cock, it's what you clearly want to do.
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>>2646535
Whoa, love and tolerance much?
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>>2646535
>I wanted to actually have a discussion
>leaning remotely right wing will turn you into a naziiiii

Chug some chlorox any time
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>>2646535
I'm so glad I've been told that I'm "in control" by someone so compos mentis :)
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>>9366766
So the "experience" you allegedly learn from are Muslims, right?
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>>2646531

Explaining why you'll get heat is attacking you? Lol im not the anon calling you a nazi dumbfuck
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>>2646539
The fuck does that even mean? How is that related to anything?
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>>2646540
>Explaining why
When? Where? Who?
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>>2646541
he thinks you and I are the same person lol.
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Confucian/Taoist/Mahayana/Congregationalist/Sufi
syncretism
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why wouldn't you take this shit to >>>/pol/ where it belongs
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>>2646542
uhh >>2646523
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>>2646418
I think therefore I'm not
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>>2646543
So I was kind of right when talking about him slowly turning into a /pol/ack. Give him time, the signs are all there.
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>>2646546
That's just prejudice. It has the same root as the kind that these groups claim to be targets of. Grow up.
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>>2646427
>follow suite
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>>2646548
No, I am the original "conservative" and my comments are
>>2646538
>>2646533
>>2646524
>>2646526

Few other anons took umbridge with your comments and got involved.
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>>2646551
I know you are honey bunny, and I still believe that conservatism+this shithole = /pol/
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>>2646551
And as you can see from their reaction they are precisely the hatred they claim to fight. Seething, irrational metaphysicians that never inquire because they already know everything in advance.
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>>2646553
Please quote the parts that led you to this conclusion
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>>2646554

>>2646506
>>2646508
>>2646509
>>2646513
confession here: >>2646523
>>2646530
>>2646535
>>9366766
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>>9366813
grow up
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>>2646440
a girl I was seeing said my liking being and time was 'childish' i haven't seen her since lol
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Missionary
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>>2646549
lol. yes desu, its my fault for not taking conservative bile laying down. I'm the real hater, of course. you're a joke.
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>>2646559
Who did anything to you ITT? Show me where anon touched you.
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>>2646535
weren't you that guy on /tv/ who was trying to psychoanalyse people on a Vietnamese surfing discussion forum? I think you admitted you hated yourself at one point. Anyway I'm sure you're just like House, or Sherlock Holmes or whoever it is you compare yourself to lmao. Enjoy "reading people" on an anonymous basket weaving forum you deluded sad case
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>>2646561
Yeah man, not paranoid at all.
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>>2646560
not an argument. I just explained why conservatives are likely to get heat.
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>>2646559
Well, yes. As long as you express the "either with us or against us" mentality, you are a part of the problem. There's no much difference between fascists and anti-fascists beating me down on the street if I failed to conform to their particular ideology.
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>>2646562
I'm pretty sure you're the same guy unless there are two people doing a Sherlock Holmes act on here. I only remembered it because it was one of the more surreal things I've experienced on this shitty site. You actually take yourself seriously?
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>>2646563
And whose conservative bile did you not take laying down in the process? Hater.
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>>2646565
Shit dude, I think you need to go on pills considering the level of paranoia you're starting to exhibit in a dozen posts or so, I was only joking at first.
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>>2646567
Why are you so bitter? Who made you that way?
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>>2646567
I'm not that guy btw but have a great life lmao
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>>2646568
>Y-you're bitter
>I-I'm totally not butthurt

Now you're just boring.
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>>2646570
Grow up.
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>>2646569
>tfw all these posts are me arguing with myself
>tfw you fell for it
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>>2646566
learn to read in context.
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>>2646573
After you.
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>>2646572
>I spent an hour arguing with myself on a Japanese porn forum
>Le master ruseman faec
Or maybe its a double ruse and you're not arguing with yourself schizophrenically at all?
Its truly terrifying being trapped in your web of conspiracy.
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>>2646574
says they guy who conflates me with two or more other posters lol.
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>>2646575
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>>2646576
I'm not conservative btw
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>>2646419
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>>2646444
pretty edgy
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>>2646441
That's not what Gnosticism is
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Daoism mixed with the perspectives of Neitzsche and Camus
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World as will master race reporting in.
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Anarcho-Primitivism
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>>2646584
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Whatever happened to that poll with /lit/'s philosophical views?
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when I'm philosophying sometimes I think about stuff for a while and realize how deep something is and I wonder if others have realized it, and I wonder if they're as deep thinking as me.
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>>2646418
The one where you discuss books.
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>>2646418
Metaphysical:
Idealist leanings, mathematical platonist tendencies, neither A-theory nor B-theory of time is correct, substance dualist, mereological nominalist, ontological maximalist w/r/t the physical world, the question of free will is internally incoherent, causality is unjustified.
Epistemological:
Justified true belief is an insufficient standard for knowledge, problem of induction can be overcome but we lack the intellectual tools to do so right now, all other beliefs are basic as fuck.
Ethical:
Constructivism + virtue ethics, reject eudaimonia; reject consequentialism and deontology; death, suffering, and ugliness are to be avoided but are not intrinsically evil, likewise life, pleasure, and beauty are not intrinsically good.
Aesthetic:
My views on art and beauty are in major flux right now.
Political:
Highly modified classical liberalism with elements of libertarian socialism (integrate republican democracy into workforce, eliminate borders altogether), American libertarianism (free trade, free markets, private property, muh freedumb no steppy pwease), and paleoconservatism (traditions are good, limit government spending across the board, conservationism).
Theological:
Monotheist, Christian, dyophysite, God in Ousia, protestant, freedom from necessity but not from sin, conditional election, justification for all through choice, salvation through both faith and works, synergism, preservation is conditional, basically a Methodist. Still not sold on afterlife but consider it irrelevant to faith, salvation, and practice.
On life:
No response to the existentialist problem, not from Pascal, Dosto, Nietzsche, Kierkegaard, Sartre, Camus, Beauvoir, etc has ever prevailed; the problem still looms. Ligotti is S A D B O Y E shit but his pessimism is justified.
Other that I can think of:
Non-chomskian grammar; Kripke is usually right, except for S5
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>>2646589
That's really gay.
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i dont believe in following a philosophy only using it as a guideline plus i flip flop between so many
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>>2646418
I don't hold them. They hold me. The only thing I hold is my blade on one hand and my woman on the other.
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why this thread has been moved to his??????
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>Do whatever you have to do to make your life enjoyable and pursue happiness, fuck anyone else who tells you that you're obligated to do anything otherwise.
>Be willing to take risks towards goals in life but fully understand the consequences of the risk if you gamble and lose.
>No one can predict the future so make your own. We're the masters of our own universes so don't worry about changing anyone else's.

Is there philosophy for this? I'd like a label
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>>2646589
> eliminate borders altogether
> tradition is good

How do you go about both given our tribal instincts?
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Id say deist.
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>>2646418
The Heathers is a cool movie
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>>2646418
I never considered this question, to be honest. How could I give a name to my philosophical position?
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>>2646418
Neo-Kantian-Misesian Idealism
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American exceptionalism, coupled with manifest destiny
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>>2646418
Fun things are fun.
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>>2646418
I dont hold any philosophical position, i think for myself and have my own unique opinions.
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>>2646418
Existentialism
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>>2646418
HEGEL
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AQUINAS
Q
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>>2646470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJG9EZF2wJg
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>>2646418
Oh man I used to do that in the shower a LOT
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>>2646426
Honestly there are times when I imagine that the whole world is really just in my head, and therefore I've created everything and done everything. The whole universe was created by my mind for me to experience.

That means I've experienced the repressed guilt every time one of you has ever jacked off to questionable material. I am content with my life.
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>>2646597
You lucky your ass wasn't banned. Philosophy belongs in /his/. That is why this board was made. To get rid of you coffee table philosophers from lit.
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>>2646418
illegalism i guess
i just do what i like
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>>2646511
death to nerds
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>>2646447
dude weed lmao
ayyy i smoke la mota too amigo
lmaaaao
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>>2646418
British conservatism
Also eugenics but just give money to healthy parents
Also only the state religion is funded, all others must personally be funded, and held inside walls so it cannot be seen from the street
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>>2650171
>That means I've experienced the repressed guilt every time one of you has ever jacked off to questionable material
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>>2648009
this desu
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>>2646418
Discordianism.
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>>2646418
ATWA
Vama Marga
Theravada
Radical Traditionalism
Radical Individualism
Anarchism
Fascism
Ecosophy
Pantheism
Moral relativism
Skepticism

All or some or one of these depending on the situation.
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>>2646434
who is she?
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>>2651090
Seriously, who is she?
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>>2651090
wynona rider
based mel called her oven dodger once
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>>2646418
Tolstoyism
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Egoism
Pantheism
Monism (I'm not sure what kind, I frankly think any form of monism that attempted to describe the stuff of reality as anything specific would be pointless, reality is made of reality, whether it's physical, ideal, or spiritual is irrelevant)
Polytheism
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Modern Thomism, River-Forest School specifically. A philosophy that actually makes sense of ontology and modern science.
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>>2648264
Word
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>>2646418

Morality is relative. Desire for control and power is constant.
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Woke up this morning and it seemed to me,
That every night turns out to be
A little more like Bukowski.
And yeah, I know he's a pretty good read.
But God who'd want to be?
God who'd want to be such an asshole?
God who'd want to be?
God who'd want to be such an asshole?

Well we sat on the edge of the river,
The crowd screamed, "Sacrifice the liver!"
If God takes life, he's an Indian giver.
So tell me now why, you'll tell me never.
Who would want to be?
Who would want to be such a control freak?
Well who would want to be?
Who would want to be such a control freak?
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>>2646418
Utilitarianism mixed with Stoicism, sprinkled with racism.
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>>2646418
That Prime Winona Ryder was the perfect woman and anyone who says otherwise is doomed to eternal hell
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>>2646471
>close and personal encounter with God
No such thing, you only think it was God for cultural reasons. If this was ancient Greece you'd tell him to have a close and personal encounter with Zeus. If he were Persian you'd tell him to have a close and personal encounter with Ahura Mazda.
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Well, Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene
He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean
He's gonna start a war
He hops in his pickup puts the pedal to the floor
And says "I got mine but I want more"

Well, Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene
He goes to the reservation drinks and gets mean
He drove the desert, fired his rifle in the sky
And says, "God if I have to die you will have to die"
Well, Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene
He goes the the reservation drinks and gets mean
I didn't move to the city, the city moved to me
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>>2653624

Everytime you think you're walking you're just moving the ground.
Everytime you think you're talking you're just moving your mouth.
Everytime you think you're looking you're just looking down
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Polar opposites don't push away
It's the same on the weekends as the rest of the days
And I know I should go but I'll probably stay
And that's all you can do about some things
I'm trying to drink away the part of the day
That I cannot sleep away
Two one eyed dogs, they're looking at stereos
Hi-fi Gods try so hard to make their cars low to the ground
These vibrations oil its teeth
Primer gray is the color when you're done dying
I'm trying to drink away the part of the day
That I cannot sleep away
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Kantian ethics, but I consider animal as morally relevant subjects by themselves.
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>>2646651
Yes, its called "I don't like philosophy. It's boring and it makes my head hurt"
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>>2653623
If it was a close and personal encounter with Zeus his boypussy would be smashed and he would turn into a constellation or some shit
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>>2646463
Wouldn't be shitposting here if he did
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>>2646477
Probably the only honest answer in the entire thread
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>>2652775
Ayyy lmao
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Anti-Natalism
Anarchism
Sorelianism
National Socialism
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>>2646426
So you're a Christian?
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>>2646418
humanismn
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there is no evidence for punishments in the afterlife and this means there's no reason not to resort to useful lies in order to manipulate other people to serve our purposes ("virtue brings happiness" for instance)
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>>2646418
History is written by the victor.
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>>2654319
oh fuck
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>>2655132
How do we impose morals on non-religious people?
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>>2655738
by convincing them they'll find happiness in selflessness until the most gullible feel pride in being our useful pawns
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>>2646418
Nothing is absolute

Human diversity creates ingenuity

Gender and race are social constructs
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Stoicism.
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>>2646418
Nihilism, utilitarism and stoicism.
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>>2646418
Transhumanism and eugenics or antinatalism, there are no alternatives.
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Negative-utilitarianism, pessimism and antinatalism.
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Dont start no shit wont be no shit
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Nobody gives a fuck about my philosophical positionism.
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>>2646418

Cognitive Nihilism via
http://www.henryflynt.org/

Most beliefs are a mental boner against the asymmetric nature of our world-problem-space

We get a little information of a system that organizes constant entropic warfare. And then act surprised when entropic warfare hits our bodies and our minds with degeneration.
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>>2646418
The one that's most likely to have me crush that puss
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>>2657876
The filename made me come back to giggle, anon. I was going to call you a faggot but you made me laugh in a truly existential way.

Have a Pepe
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>>2646418
On good days, Stoicism.

On bad days, Pessimism.

Marcus Aurelius and Nietzsche are mah niggas.
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>>2659369
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>>2646418
Existentialist nihilism and alcoholism.
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>>2646418
Metaphysical naturalism
Non-reductive physicalism
Nominalism
Moral error theory
Hard incompatibilism
B-theory of time
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>>2659422
>B-theory of time
I have a new philosofu now.
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>>2646418
Epistemological pragmatism.
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>>2646426
This is generally true of everyone.
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>>2650967
what did they mean by this?
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>>2646557
whats wrong with being in time?
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>>2646418
missionary
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Existentialism
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>>2646418
universal agnosticism
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agnostic absurdist, individualist, anti-communist
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>>2646418
No Fat Chicks!
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>>2646418
Hedonism
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>>2653294
>>2653624
>>2653704
what's with the modest mouse, and how do i remember these songs so well suddenly
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Homosexual supremacist
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