What are some little known facts about Hitler?

Depends what you consider 'little known' but he suffered from a brief opium addiction during his military deployment.

>>2642654
He had a bastard son in France

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he and his Nazi counter parts were one of the first country's to make animal rights into law

>>2642654
He did meth

He orchestrated a campaign of state-run mass murder leading to the death of six million Jews among others.

>>2642654
He only had one testicle

He was in contact with "an entity" that guided and informed him on what to do since the Machtergreifung of 1933.

>In most patients suffering from this perversion the unconscious forces only get out of control to this degree when a fairly strong love relationship is established and sexuality makes decisive demands. In other cases where the love component is less strong the individual contents himself with less degrading activities. This is brought out cleariy in the case of Rene Mueller who confided to her director, Zeissler (921), who had asked her what was troubling her after spending an evening at the Chancelllory, "that the evening before she [Page 191] had been with Hitler and that she had been sure that he was going to have intercourse with her; that they had both undressed and were apparently getting ready for bed when Hitler fell on the floor and begged her to kick him. She demurred but he pleaded with her and condemned himself as unworthy, heaped all kinds of accusations on his own head and just grovelled around in an agonizing manner. The scene became intolerable to her and she finally acceded to his wishes and kicked him. This excited him greatly and he begged for more and more, always saying that it was even better than he deserved and that he was not worthy to be in the same room with her. As she continued to kick him he became more and more excited...." Rene Mueller committed suicide shortly after this experience.

>>2644147
no girl would have ever given up the chance to cuck a man of power bro

propaganda

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>>2644145
What could it be?

>>2644169
Stay awoken my brother, for it is the furry that is the true evil of man.

>>2644168
Most women are disgusted by femdom, bro.

He had a beautiful soul

>>2644106
The Nazi's had an opium problem???

>>2644196
>Xwytsau
wut

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>>>/x/

>>2644186
Hitler served in WW1.

>>2642654
he did nothing wrong

>>2644232
>Hitler served in WW1.
Ok now you're just blowing my mind

>>2644119
Jean-Marie Loret also has living children. Two sons and a daughter.

>>2644145
He claimed during WWI he was visited by voices who told him to make Germany great once more. That was when he was blinded.

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>>2642654

The most interesting thing that could possibly be known about Hitler is that, despite being thought of as a superhero, he not only VOMITED during his years in power, but also POO-POOED on himself as a GROWN MAN!!! He did it way more times than once, but can you believe that on August 7, 1941, a 52-year-old Hitler waddled to his bunker with his pants full of poop because he'd just eaten breakfast despite his worsening case of dysentery??? This same man declared war on the US just 4 months later, so keep that in mind as you listen to his December 1941 speech! Wow! It just blows my mind!!!!!!!

>>2644122
The first known animal protection legislation in Europe was passed in Ireland in 1635. It prohibited pulling wool off sheep, and the attaching of ploughs to horses' tails, referring to "the cruelty used to beasts."
In 1641 the first legal code to protect domestic animals in North America was passed by the Massachusetts Bay Colony.

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>>2644794

Even more unusual than that is the fact that Eva Braun was fully aware of the fact that he occasionally turned his underwear brown when he had stomach problems and not only stayed loyal to him throughout the end, but even HELPED HIM clean up the evidence of these poopie accidents, showing him how to protect his underwear with serviettes (cloth napkins) like she did for her period, and getting him clean night clothes to replace his soiled ones. Now that's what I call a saint of a woman!!!

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He had the most unusual genitalia that the world has ever known! A not-so-little hypospadias cock, uncut, with a single ball that made it hang down his right leg.

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His genitalia was so abnormal that there will never be another one identical to his! He had a pointed foreskin that made his thing a good 4-5 inches total in a flaccid state and could still pee standing up despite the hypospadias. He had a bit of curvature called chordee when he got excited, and his foreskin retracted unevenly as a result. It truly was a demonic dick for a demonic DICtator, lol.

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>>2645064
Get help.

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His eyes were BLUE, so blue they could make some tanzanites jealous!

Him and Goebbels had a homosexual relationship and his little cousin would shit on his chest

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>>2645047
wow you really get butthurt that people say he has a micropenis huh

He was very nearly known as Adolf Schicklgruber.

His paternal grandfather, Johann Georg Hiedler, was posthumously declared Alois' father.

Thus Adolf's fathers name changed from Alois Shicklgruber to Alois Hiedler/Hitle

>>2642654
Contrary to popular belief, Hitler's life was not comprised of sitting in a dark room, rubbing his hands together and quietly muttering "jews" every 6 seconds.

>>2644794

Why have historians largely ignored this nearly undeniable reality? It's a lot likelier than him having a micro penis and makes him look much much worse!!! He couldn't help the genitalia he was born with but could have spent more time on the toilet and eaten his meals in a bathroom to avoid having poop come out in his underwear.

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Why do most people give 0 flying F's about the high likelihood that there were days between 1907 and 1945 when Hitler's underwear looked at least this awful?!?!?!?

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Why is no one surprised to learn that Hitler's underwear ever got stained by poop even 1 time in his adult life?

Why would it surprise no one to learn that Hitler's underwear was no stranger to skid marks, as they're called today, at any point in his life? What if ever woman (or man) who ever saw his unmentionables, beginning with his mother Klara, who taught him how to hand wash them when they had stains, saw unsightly brown stripes???

The most unusual thing about him was that he changed his underwear up to FIVE TIMES a DAY when he had stomach problems!!!!! Name me ONE MAN you know I of who does that??? Please! I can't.

I don't think I've ever changed my panties more than twice on my worst period, come to think of it, and I certainly don't bathe more than twice a day, if once, because I don't do much.

>watched anime once

Can someone please explain explain why Hitler made time in his busy schedule to bathe at least twice a day from the waist down and to change his underwear 1-5 times daily? It couldn't be that he just liked to play in the water all day and create excessive piles of laundry.

Can someone also explain why a man, who never had a uterus or a period and would have been post menopausal if born female, needed to pin rags or napkins into the seat of his underwear at times for "added protection?" From what did he need to protect or "fortify" his plain, white drawers?

Wouldn't you think much differently about him as a person if it could be proven that he pooped in his underwear at least once, and probably much much more often, between 1933 and 1945???????

Why does everyone pretend not to care if he did???

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Even political cartoonist were on to something when they drew this. What if there were once many people living in this world who knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that he had, in fact, had poopy pants touching his grown, adult, deeper-voiced, square mustache sporting, 5' 9" body?

>>2645485
probably because most historians are older and have done the same. only a 17 yearold edgelord would get uppity about this

What the hell is this autism

>>2645573
Literally SHIT!

>>2645588

R O T F L M A O !!!!!!!

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>>2642654
He was the most unusual man who ever lived! He also had a terrible smile and awful breath!!!

>>2642654
Hitler really loved Disney films and was given many by Goebbels. He stayed awake all night during the good times of the war in Berchtesgaden watching these, hearing Wagner (whom he also loved) and talking the same things about Jews and Commies to his closest entourage, who avoided touching these themes at all costs to not trigger the same diatribes they all knew again.

>>2645538
Right? Dysentery is a shitty thing (no pun intended) and some diseases are so fucking awful the victim can't help it. Also, imagine being injected with speed all the time on top of having dysentery. Some people can't even drink coffee or do a bump of coke without half shitting themselves.

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Jesus..

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He hated being seen wearing his reading glasses.

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He put a big X on this picture because it shows him wearing glasses.

>>2648861
I mean, the only thing of which he was more ashamed.

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Hitler was GAY and had many gay experiences throughout his life. He could even cross his legs like a woman. Why all these new Nazi groups think they were anti-gay or "macho," with a former aspiring art student who loved Classical music and cried many times as an adult as the Fuhrer, I will never know. He was about as far as you can get from the stereotypical tattooed Skinhead and was actually very effeminate even for a homosexual. He and Eva Braun slept in separate beds and had a lot more in common than do most men with their mistresses.

>>2642654
Did you know that Hitler wet his bed until he was 16?

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>>2649794
Actually, he did it lots of times AFTER that and even had a few night poops st the Berghof!

>>2649801
At the Berghof I mean. His mountain retreat. He got so high on drugs that he didn't feel the urge in time to wake up and therefore pooped his underwear, night shirt and bed. Must not have been a good day!

>>2649801
lel, did the dog autograph that picture? why is the autograph over the dog's body? Perhaps it was hitler's signature, but because he was high on meth he got himself confused for the dog

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>>2644788
Most historians seem to consider it unlikely that Hitler's actually his father.

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>>2649875

His wiki article states that the historian responsible for his fame contacted 'the rest of Hitler's living family'.

What???

He was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1939.

>>2649883
There's a whole bunch of Hitler's relatives and cousins that are still alive, one of his cousins even got drafted into the US Navy during WWII I think.

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>>2649875

I think it's possible, but what makes it unlikely is the fact that Hitler was GAY!!!
So so GAY!!!

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Why does everyone deny that he was gay? It looks like he's touching his thing in this picture.

>>2649778
stop with this homophobic propaganda please, your views are very problematic

>>2645278
>adolf shicklgruber
>adolf shecklegrabber

>>2642654
That he did nothing wrong

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>>2650460
Except poop in his underwear multiple times throughout his life.

>this mentally ill triggered kike again

Get help seriously

He killed millions of Jews but even more Russians.

>>2650478
Proofs????

Why was my picture of Hitler' throwing up removed?

What was so offensive about my picture of Hitler vomiting?

What's so bad about a picture of him doing what he was doing on August 7, 1941, precisely 122 days before the attack on Pearl Harbor?

Hint:
Uuuuuuulk!

>>2642654
He was literally Hitler.

>>2642654

He was gassed in WWI and had suffered long term effects from it. He was Anti-Gas, but the Jews have labelled him the most Pro-Gas person in history.

Wouldn't you think Hitler would've used Chemical Weapons against the Russians when they were overrunning Berlin? C'mon, he was the most evil man in history after all, capable of anything.

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>>2642654

What you see being pointed to was one of the most popular things for families all over the world to sit and talk about at the table...especially on hot dog nights! This persisted long after he and whatever was creating the mysterious bulge were long gone, having never coexisted on the planet with those who still love to discuss it to this day. Will people be discussing yours in every known language when you've been dead longer than you lived? I highly doubt it! That was one amazing schlong, whatever size it may have been!

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Will teens in other countries be getting in trouble for drawing pictures of you naked with your thing turning pink and sticking out? I seriously doubt it!

>>2642654
He did nothing wrong

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I've been wishing I could mentally undress him in this picture ever since I saw it in my grandmas World Book encyclopedia. Hint: I'll bet his thumb was bigger than mine!

If it only appeared in 1 picture, I might think it was just a random wrinkle. But if you look for it, you can see the faint outline of something longer and fatter than his thumb in almost every crotch showing picture of him. Would that have been considered normal? And how can 3-5 inches be considered microscopic?

>>2644169
Franz Ferdinand wasn't even driving the car.

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>>2642654
Believe it or not, his DNA test revealed the magic Y chromosome. Therefore he was genetically male and appeared no more microscopic than his dog!

>>2644786

He was awarded a medal of bravery 5 times in WW1.

He was injured, then reenlisted as a message runner - the most dangerous job in the war by casualty rate.

>>2649778
Crossing legs has nothing to do with being gay ffs

>>2644786
>Ok now you're just blowing my mind
...That's very common knowledge, anon.

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>>2642654
He liked to rodel

>>2650481
Not him, or really providing proof of his statement, as I forget the numbers, but this may help.
http://www.fallen.io/ww2/#

>>2651996
Are you assposting or is you sarcasm meter broken?

>>2650736
>having boner is weird when hundreds of thousends of people are heiling you
imagine the asmr

He was a Jew that faked the Holocaust to ensure the creation of Israel.

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>>2642654

The most amazing thing about him is how my phone recognizes him in almost all pictures in which his face is clear.

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>>2642654

Even more amazing still is how a naked doll/action figure of him would go for F***ing $200, more money than I'll ever touch for an item like that! Like, do you even realize how many Ken dolls and GI Joes you can buy for that amount??? And how much more easily you could get them???

>>2652700
Why is he valued so much more than a normal doll? What besides that little square under his nose makes him special?

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It actually thought his father was him, therefore he got most of his looks from his paternal side.

>>2642654
Am I the first person to notice the coincidence that his initials, AH, looked like they stood for Ass Hole to English speakers? I can make myself giggle on demand about it all day!!!

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>>2644122

And animal rights preceded that during Ashokas reign in what is now India by many many centuries.

>>2653074
His middle name was Jacob, which he hated because it was Jewish, so his initials would have been AJH. Shit, why does every guy to whom I've been attracted have a middle name beginning with J?

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>>2642654

Such an unusual man! It's a wonder how anyone interacted with him and lived to talk about it?

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>>2653341
BTW, it's a little known fact that his skin color could actually darken with daily exposure to sunlight. He was formerly thought to be an albino with unexpected brown hair.

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>>2642654
It was formerly thought that he was allergic to water and would melt in it, but the reality is that HE ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY DRANK Dihydrogen Monoxide, as I've been calling it for 21 years to joke, and TOOK AT LEAST TWO BATHS a day!!!!!!! Name me ONE man who does that, please???

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>>2653407

Well, for an abnormal, SPACE ALIEN of a man who was supposedly "allergic to water," he sure did like to drink it. What's with that?

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This is the most autistic thread I've ever seen on this board.

>>2644147
Ahh, a man oft mine own heart, a true sexual patrician.

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Is this a new reddit meme I gotta say it's kind funny.

>>2644186
Morphine is basically just very high quality heroin.

>>2649976
He also only had one ball and a micropenis dont forget

>>2642654
He is often credited to the creation of the modern highway system.

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>>2642654
Hitler had one ball, no balls, a micropenis, syphilis, ball cancer, and herpes. Basically, he beat up hookers for insulting his art and one day a jew really made him feel bad so he decided to kill 100,000-200,000 jews on accident.

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>>2654650
I think he had a normal size dick, if not a big one. Not all guys with hypospadias are small. I just wish I knew what he looked like when he pooped on himself during the many many MANY times he had medical problems causing it to happen.

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>>2654658
bullshit, he had two small dicks and a butthole that went right through his ballsack due to a surgery issue. The jew that circumcised him fucked up, thats why he had to get revenge.

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Hitler must have had a big benis since he had assburger's which is a result of excess testosterone perverting one's fetal development

Rate theory

>>2654746
Bitler's benis :DDDD

>>2642654
autists on /his/ make way to many threads about him

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>>2654802
What can i say i just really hate jews.

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>>2652700

This one is much cheaper, cuter, more acceptable and easier to find. (Don't worry, he doesn't really have that mark on his face, and I don't call him Adolf or Hitler.)

>>2654810
I named him Wolf though, and think of him as a MODERN Hitler with a fully shaven face. I pretend he only has 1 ball, but it doesn't matter with built in pants and shirt.

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Did you know Adolf Hitler batted only .165 in 317 at-bats for the 1935 Huntington Red Birds, a minor league affiliate of the St. Louis Cardinals?

He also lead the team in strikeouts and fielding errors

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>>2654842
Did you know that photo is fake just ignore the black hand though Hitler actually had a black hand

>>2644792
He was blind and had a hallcination. The blinding was stress induced + gas, not just gas. The doctor got him to work through the mental block via encouraging him to follow the idea about Germany needing him

>>2655071
How did he wipe his butt when he was blind? And how did he manage to do so as his vision failed him in his later years? I'm sure he wouldn't have let anyone do it for him.

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Such an unusual man!

>>2642654

Most people don't realize that he was dyeing his hair and mustache by the end of his life. They think of him as some kind of superhuman villain who could have lived to be 100 without a gray hair in his head, but that simply wasn't the case.

>>2653822
Actually, no. Heroin is Diacetyl Morphine, twice as strong as morphine sulfate or HCl

>>2642654
He a Gud boy he'd industry nuffin.

He also was partly black.

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>>2642654

He liked to use napkins like these to protect his underwear when he had diarrhea or anal leakage.

Sometimes he got so constipated that he could pass mushy stool around a huge blockage in his large intestine without feeling the urge in time to get to the toilet and remove all his clothes. He couldn't "dress down" like an old lady in a "moo-moo" so he was basically SoL, literally, if it happened more than a few feet away from the bathroom. He wasn't going to eat his meals in the bathroom, either, so he would simply change his underwear and throw the napkin away, possibly bathing from the waist down. He kept this problem a secret from almost every, although his mother probably knew if it began in childhood. No wonder he was such a Mamas boy!

>>2659110
Holey Shitrag! I'd love to experience the 30's as a cloth napkin at the Berghof.

Since when do only Jews love poop? I thought Hitler was a coprophile himself?

This is unironically the single worst thread that this board has ever seen.

>>2642654
He was a meth addict

quality thread