*blocks your path*

Im not an ooga booga, am I supposed to be scared?

>>2641571

Of course. Your pathetic country's army has been defeated by the Redcoats many times.

>>2641554
I'm your best ally, no need to worry.

>>2641584
Are you portuguese?

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>ay bruh gib monies

>>2641586
Maybe

>>2641554
You have to go back, dad.
And fuck your tea.

lol, you and what empire?

>>2641554
>Is English.
>Is of aristocratic origin and was raised in the uppter middle class.
>Dresses well.
>Is well educated.
So, they're trying to offer me a commission to buy?

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Usuthu!

>>2642070
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Zulu_War
Gosh, we're so scared.

>>2642082
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Isandlwana
And rightly so.

>>2642145
So what? Every country has their own little bighorn.

>>2642145
>We won a battle!
Yeah, we won the war.

>>2642145

Oh no!

Not a dignified retreat in the face of over 10 to 1 odds!

>>2642017
>upper middle class
>middle class
>middle
and you want a comission?

>>2642589
I'm of aristocratic origin.

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>>2641554
Do you need me to help you to the bathroom dad?

>>2642070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI
>chimps out
>fucking dies
As it should be

>>2641554
https://youtu.be/kVW5rjA5O7U

>>2641554
and now you rule only a little island and declining even more as you shoot yourself in the foot time again.

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>>2641554
*defeats you*

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>>2641554
*teleports behind you*

>>2641677
>>2642904
>>2643008
Why are Americans so cringey?

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>>2641554
*unsheathes Katana*

>>2643217
If Britain wasn't busy with the Germans, the Japs would've gotten steamrolled.

>>2643176
I actually quite like the one of the father and his children, because it is somewhat true (and as a father, I find the notion endearing).

>>2643475
What do you think would Britain have done differently than America?

>>2643604
The Royal Navy and the full might of the Empire would've been sent to deal with the Nip ships instead of dealing with German U-Boats threatening to cut off Britain's imports of foods and other supplies.

It'd be a war of 2-3 years at least because the Japs were fanatical autists but eventually their navy would've been sunk and their archipelago blockaded until they starved into submission.

>>2643501
>canada as the mother
Always makes me kek, Canada never has, and never will eclipse Britain

>>2641554
*Gives wedgie*

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>>2643740
Canada is quite clearly a nurse in the meme you dip, not the senescent man's mother.
>>2643008
Saying the minutemen won the War for Independence is like saying the French resistance defeated the Third Reich

>>2642921
>>2642952
How are Anglos so based?

>>2641554
MEN OF HARLECH, STOP YOUR DREAMING

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>>2644241
they did, with the support of allies

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>>2644297

>Posts totally different war as if that somehow proves something

France could take on 50's Russia.They did it once before

>>2643604
If the Germans hadn't have been a threat, the UK could have concentrated its forces in Singapore and the Raj, and pretty quickly contained Japan by using similar strategies to the ones used against Germany in WW1. Namely, to starve them into submission with the Royal Navy and deny them access to raw materials. The U.S, unlike the UK, was never in a position to initially cut off Japan from valuable natural resources in the East Indies, Malaya etc. The only difference is that historically the UK was never able to focus much on the Asian front and employ the Singapore strategy properly because most of its forces were focused on the UK and Mediterranean area. They could barely hold down the Gibraltar to Suez route with the threat of German and Italian attacks. Without them in the way the original plan that had been formulated in the 1920s-30s would likely have worked. A full battlefleet in the Pacific and Japan unable to seize the resources of SE Asia would have let to potentially a quicker war than what actually happened in reality. Anglophobes on here seem to forget that Britain had to protect its interests across the entire globe while the US didn't have overseas holdings to defend.

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>>2641554
*teleports behind you*

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>>2641554
*shows treaty of windsor*
>Joins the pack
>Nada pessoal garoto...

>>2641554
*incomprehensible Zulu screeching*

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>>2641677
>Dad

>>2645341
This guy was a fucking living legend.

t. Britbong.

>>2642904
"Shut up son, now wipe up all my shit."

>>2641554
"I say, you filthy plebs, I am the Marquis of Oxford! Get the fuck out my way or I will strike you with my buggy whip!"

>>2643501
you do know youre kid(s) is going to turn out gay right?

Is there a re-enactment going on? Is that why I can't pass?

>>2642675
And I fucked a prostitute and she might be pregnant, what's your point.

>>2645722
Dear sweet god, I feel your pain.

>>2645341
Never knew this guy existed, did some reading. Cheers