Daily reminder that he's done better than all of the american

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Haha poor guy

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>>2641343
>TFW you have Habsburg heritage and the resulting mandibular prognathism.
Honestly, fellows, having aristocratic blood is a meme... just kill me.

>>2641464
You're a rightful ruler of Spain.
It is your duty to take over your land, as a child of Charles II

>>2641464
>I must unite the Habsburg peoples under one throne

>>2641535
>>2641599
Wouldst thou follow me, brothers?

>>2641830
Through battle and unto victory we shall march!

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>>2641343
>tfw a monarchy under Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson would have been better than all of the presidents and shitty European aristocracy combined

>>2642050
Jackson had some strange ideas though. Lee on the other hand ...

>>2641830
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>>2642084
As i recall most southerners preferred a Jackson monarchy because of his almost biblical nature - he literally came out of no where and BTFO'd northern armies 2-3 times his size, commanding and moving troops so fast that at the time the north thought his infantry units were cavalry.

I like Lee too, but honestly his kvetching post civil war turns me off. He just kind of gave up and withered away. At least jacksons legacy would have remained strong and he would have been seen as some sacrificial lamb to ensure the strength and legitimacy of a loose southern confederacy governed by a monarchy instead of a republic.

PLUS: Golden circle - Confederate/Spanish alliance sharing trade routes and quickly becoming one of the most powerful mercantile alliances in world history. Would have been beautiful. Southern Bells conversing with Latin beauties, while the gentlemen spoke of business and culture.

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>>2641830

Marry your closest relative and we have a start

>>2642176
>tfw he could had been the perfect anon if he only had born couple centuries later

Goodnight, sweet prince.

>>2642176
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The show died with her