Your reaction. When you die you see this.

I question why everyone looks so ugly.

I question why Jesus isn't middle-eastern with white hair and red eyes like in Revelation.

I question why everything is made of clouds instead of precious metals and jewelry.

>I get yelled at by Platonist heathens who think the physical descriptions of paradise of metaphors for an immaterial existence despite that being heretical as fuck.

I ask why everyone is so ugly again.

so far so good

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>>2634356
>tfw was right al along
kek

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>>2634370

>>2634356
I ask where was I before I was born, how I'm able to see hear, and be aware without eyes, ears and a brain, and where do the amoebas, fungi, and plants go when they die.

>>2634356
HI MR GOD

SORRY ABOUT THE NOT GOING TO CHURCH EVER THING

YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN I ALWAYS DID WONDER

UH ... ARE WE COOL? I WOULDN'T HAVE SHOWN UP HERE IF WE WEREN'T COOL, RIGHT?

>>2634356
tacky, poor symbolism, the father's hand isn't even on the globe. French.

Garbage.

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much better

>>2634356
I'd kill myself.

"you clearly need to tell those Muslims that their faith is a lie"

"also pls make America great again"

*tries to wake up*

>>2634362
Straight to Hell for retardation.
>no minorities allowed
>>2634356
I believed.

>>2634356
"Where the hell were you when the Muslims took Constantinople".

>>2634641
>there was only one set of footprints in the sand because I was carrying them

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>>2634356
>>2634409

*unsheathes katana*
You're gonna have to do better than that...

>>2634653
For a moment I thought they were in a bowling alley

>>2634641
>waiting for Greeks to pay debnts

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The best Jesus and God picture of all time.

infinite joy as I realize death isn't actually eternal nothingness.

Won't even care if I go to hell, it's better then nonexistance, whatever it is

>>2634356
where all the coloreds at

>>2634356
>Not in hell for being a heathen
>Not a virtuous pagan
I mean, I was wrong, but fuck yeah, no eternal suffering for me.

>>2634821
hell

>being confined to the plebby human body for eternity
lame

>>2634356
They literally all have the same fucking face except some have beards tacked on.

>>2634802
god looks like santa
they pigeons wings aren't correctly placed

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looks a lot tackier then I thought

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you die and see this
what do?

>>2634394
Literally, non metaphorically, non ironically, exactly this.

Also sorry for fapping. The flesh is weak, etc.

>>2634641
With Venice.

>>2634356
Nice pic

>>2635848
so good

>>2634802
BUT DAAAAAAD ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE GOING

>>2634356

"Oh cool, it's Zeus and Dionysos! Hey yo my God-bros, which way is the orgy?"

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You die and you DON'T see this because your body hasn't been mummified and your ba can't reunite with your ka.
Your reaction?

>>2634356
tears of joy
kneel
pray

straight to paradise

>>2634356
>"Why did you make me an edgy memelord?"
>"Before I go to hell you have to answer some questions"
>(tips fedora)

>>2636072
Shiiiieeet

I tried, sorry.

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Your reaction when you die and you don't see this because you fell for the Abrahamic cuckoldry.

>>2636364
The Greek pantheon is cool as fuck. What sucks is their take on the afterlife.

>>2634356
>We meet again. *smile*

>>2636383
grey desert

>>2636364

they want some fuck from me