Why did god sent two bears to kill kids?

Our God is an awesome God.

Because demiurge that shouldn't be worshipped.

>>2631008
This.

God doesn't like bullies and children are arseholes. That's a fact.
Don't mock gods anointed prophets. Simple.

>>2630991
The fuck are you talking about, you stupid fucking fedoralord?

>>2631030
Kids called a crazy old dude bald and god sent two bears to eat them

>>2631050
Where? When? The fuck are you talking about?

>>2631052
"Google.com bible kids bears bald"

>>2631052
Why is it that Christfag retards NEVER read the Bible?

2 Kings 2:23-24

>>2631056
>>2631055
Old testament is an allegory you retards

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>>2631064
what was 2 bears mauling kids an allegory for?

>>2631064
No it isn't. Have you ever picked up an Old Testament? Kings is in the "Historical works" section.

>>2631065
He never said they were killed anyway but it's an allegory for bullying

>>2631069
It's still highly allegoric, you need a priest to interpret it for you, you retard, you can'tj ust read it like it's a normal book

>>2631064
What's this an allegory for?
Regardless, even if it is, the sentiment of overreactive punishment is still there.

>>2631072
No, you're wrong. My priest told me so.

>>2631073
Bullying

>>2631076
>Be God
>invaet balding
>some retarded punk kids don't respect your creation of a bald man and make fun of him
>you rightefuly strike them

What's there to understand?

>>2631087
What was actually going on, such as the status of Beth-El and how it was generally opposed to Elijah's, and later Elisha's mission, and that this is a group of "Na'ariim", so we're talking teenagers, not 5 year olds.

You shouldn't be thinking a bunch of little kids making fun of a bald old man. This is a group of "yooths" surrounding a prophet, hailing from a place that is unfriendly to prophets, and starting to make fun of him.

>>2631097
Yes god was right indeed to kill those retarded teens

>>2631097
>>2631065
>>2631069
>>2631073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lptagu7VAgQ

>>2631103
So critical thinking will get you spiritually mauled?

>>2630991
>>2631120

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgkMJhcTE1c

>>2630991
Teens at the earliest. Talk shit, get hit.

He didn't, Elisha summoned them. God made Elisha a wizard because he was enough like Elijah to grasp his mantle, and he made Elijah a wizard because Elijah was rash and willful yet wise enough to be a powerful prophet who could make a difference in the cesspool that Israel became in the generations following Solomon. It is demonstrated that, while God gave these prophets their power, they did not require God's consent to use sorcery, as Elijah lobbed fireballs at soldiers coming to deliver a message to him thrice before God had to intervene, speaking directly to Elijah and telling him to heed the message the troops were trying to bring him (2 Kings 1:10-15). So it is simply logic to extrapolate that, unless it is specifically mentioned that they called on God for a miracle, any magic Elijah or Elisha worked was of their own free will.

Anyway, with that cleared up, to answer what remains of your question Elisha sent two bears to maul the children because they were making fun of his bald head, which was very hurtful.

>>2631064
lmao

It may be inaccurate and highly embellished, but most of it is (meant to be) historical. Reading it as allegory is a philosophical decision that comes after the fact.

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>>2631064
>>2631030
>Retard doesn't know about all the silly things that came from the bible and calls the OP a fedora
>OP shows that it really happened
>IT'S AN ALLEGORY
Kek, Christcucks on suicide watch.