How did soup become a thing?

prometheis stole the soup fromthe gods and they punished his liver for it

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[Dramatization]
>What Happen if cook food?
>Food burn
>Hmm, water no burn
>What happen if cook wet food?
>Food not so burn
>What happen if cook food in lot of water?
>Food is not burn at all, and even water taste like food now

>>2630338
>gets clubed to death for insulting the water spirit

>>2630338
>Be poor and still hungry after your daily meals
>Replace majority of the food with water
>Bone a petite

>>2630370
>bububut humans lived in paradise before agraculture was invented
>becoming the homo sapiens was a mistake
>homo erectus was free he had no law oppressing them and he had much more free time than modern humans
>they lived in anarcho communist communes
>the Neolithic Revolution was the downfall of humanity
>setteling down is unnatural we should all live as normads because it's the natural thing to do

every western sociology student ever