ITT post ideas crazy enough to have worked

>>2626413
Remove all jews
Remove all blacks
Remove all irish
Remove all germans

From america.

>>2626413

Agriculture

>>2626426
None of this worked

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>>2626413
>Be me
>Andrew Jackson
>Muh country is at war
>Good American laddie
>Lead my backwoods redneck Tennessee militia and a bunch of Indians to New Orleans
>Thebritisharecoming.webm
>Tell the governor that if he doesn't give me everything I ask I'll burn his city before the Brits get here
>Kek he gives me all of his resources
>Find a group of pirates
>Offer them a pardon if they fight with me
>They believe me the absolute madmen
>Look around at all the resources I have acquired via alpha male status
>Lots of cotton
>Idea
>Build wall out if cotton
>Make a little moat
>Cover the wet cotton with water to weigh it down
>Move all the pirates cannons to one side of the ship, fill them all with chainshot
>Shoot them all at once
>*Rubs scar from British officer I got as a child*
>Feelsgoodman
>Tfw dozens of bails of cotton, a bunch of rednecks, Indians, and pirates defeated the greatest empire mankind has ever known
>Tfw the war was already over
Fucking brits

Take over Persia, Rome, Egypt, Byzantine and convert their people.

>>2626426
t. JonTron

conquering a country on the other side of the world with a population an order of magnitude greater than your own purely through the use of the tea trade as a bargaining chip

Making a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her decks.

a society that doesn't discriminate atheists and LGBTQI people

>>2626431
Agriculture isn't crazy. Its just not viable until you have a domesticated animal and fruit, thats good enough to be sustainable.

Only sail against the current so that if you get lost, said current will bring you back home

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>>2626413
Parasite fighters.

>>2626413
Sailing around the entire planet