>1066

>>2615044
that's when danes stopped ruling england and the french took the place

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>>2615052
DELET THIS

>>2615044
>1945

>>2615044
This is truly one of history's biggest tragedies, on par with the holocaust.

>>2615044
literally nothing of value was lost

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>1453

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>1989

>>2615044
>9-11-2001
I swear it kicked off the modern world and killed the 90's

>>2615044
wrap your /his/ heads around this fact my niggahs....in our lifetimes the battle of hastings will have been 1000 years ago and ww2 100 years ago.

>>2615123
>The 90's ended in the 00's
Woah... really made me think...

>>2615123
Completely false, 90's didn't end until 2003. The war on terror had a 90's feel to it before the Iraqi invasion took place

The Normans were good for England.

>>2615157
He means culturally the 90s ended in 2001 which is sorta true. The early 00s definitely had a late 90s feel.

>bringing culture and civilization and a language that doesn't sound hideous to the people of britain
>bad
the only thing that was bad was the england didn't become a permanent french vassal

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>The Reformation

>>2615177
They destroyed a unique culture and language. It is things like this that make me glad France is becoming Muslim.

>>2615162
this is true but only people who lived thru that would understand

>>2615226
england is on the same path buddy

>>2615226
Islam is the rock which Europa will be built upon.

Allah wills it.

>>2615229
Oh really? 1 out of every 10 French person is Muslim. That's not an exaggeration that's a real statistic.

>>2615243
england is literally going the same way you tard

>January 14th 1966
>Premaure death of Sergei Korolev on the operatiing table

This commie would have sent a kulak to the moon before any burger could.

Had he lived into the 70's, Mars would be a communist planet

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>>2615044
>1815

>>2615246
We've got nowhere near the same number of Muslims as France.

>>2615261
for now

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>being ruled by uncivilized snowniggers vs being ruled by civilized snowniggers

Tough choices, Brits. You would be a beta bitch either way.

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>Normans
>French

>>2615059
it's okay senpai, you still got to look forward to being ruled by welsh and scots before the germans finally came in

>>2615277
Franch-fied Vikings

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>1917

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>>2615044
Just one of the many dates that make me smile.

>>2615248
Don't be sad that it's over
be happy that it happened

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>>2615223
>The Reformation didn't completely destroy the pope

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>1071

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>1453

>>2615326
Let me throw a few at you

>1940
>1815
>1415
>1870

>>2615247
It always has been a red planet :^)

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>>2615385
DELET

>>2615376
>>2615385
Childhood is thinking 1204 ended the Byzantine Empire
Adulthood is realizing 1071 made more sense

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>1492

>>2615395
>still somehow on the winning side
>yeah we lost
>won the war
>alsace-lorraine is French

try harder Nigel

>>2615420
>still somehow on the winning side

kek no. you plainly lost that war. along with Poland

>>2615423
>france remains undivded
>germany is split in two

>>2615423
thats why I wrote somehow you retard

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>1865

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>1477

>>2615435
god is there anything better than southcuck tears?

>>2615425
Britain, America and Russia won the war. You merely benefited from our victory. Not the same as winning.

>>2615429
You should have just admitted outright you lost instead of trying to word it like that.

>>2615439
American tears in general are the most precious.

>>2615441
France still occupied parts of Germany, nigel

>>2615445
Sure. That's after 5 years of being occupied by Germany and liberated by those cursed Anglos.

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>1994
>1986
>1968
>1934

It's hilarious that France has a respectable military history but it was basically cucked for all eternity for surrending in WW2. Now everyone just remembers you as cowardly fucks who can't fight for shit.

>>2615441
Except nobody is saying they won, just that they managed to be on the winning side. Not like they were occupied by murica or any shit like that. Go to bed Nigel.

the fuck are you frogs laughing at anyways, you're literally stereotyped as cowardly surrender monkeys even by normies.

>>2615468
>butthurt bong post outta nowhere

was expecting it

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>>2615475
go to sleep nigel

>>2615472
Poland was also on the winning side. It doesn't mean shit.

>>2615468
>>2615475
holy shit

>ywn be this buttblasted

>>2615477
I'm Murrican so I've got no reason to be butthurt about Frogs. I'm just laughing at you.

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>>2615468
>>2615475
Literally only normies think France is a coward nation.

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>1187

>>2615497
Modern France is a coward nation.

>>2615506
So is all of Europe.

>>2615520
tough talk from an American whose demographics are even spottier than Europe's

>>2615309
Fuck off with this revisionist butthurt, and stop trying to soothe Anglo butthurt.

A band of a few thousands Norwegian men settled in a region henceforth called Normandy. They immediately converted, intermarried with locals, and then almost a hundred years later the descendants of these men, along with thousands of simply French soldiers, went on a expedition to conquer England. Most probably had no idea they even had any drop of non-French blood. They had no trace of Scandinavian culture in them, and barely any trace of Scandinavian blood.

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>410

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>1968

>>2615416
Shouldnt been plotting against Cortes you tlaxcalan scum

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>845

>>2615261
They control the prisons. Next they'll control the lower classes, then they'll infiltrate media and education and finally politics. Hell, they're already mayor of London and I wouldn't be surprised if your schools all push that religion of peace bullshit.

>>2615658
France was nowhere near as politically or culturally united back then as it is now. There was definitely a sense of a Norman 'nation' if we read some contemporary chronicle texts like the Gesta Normannorum. They were French but also distinct.

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>>2615044
>1992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOHUfFQ-xTs

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>1953
>2003

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>>2615044
>Tostig lost

>1241
>1526
>1849
>1920
>1945
>1956

JUST

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>>2615783
>no England ruled by Harald with Tostig ruling Northumbria

>>2615311
t. Nicholas II

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>1936-1939

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>476

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>>2615044
>Study history
>Everyone acts like complete retards in hindsight
Is there any way to escape this curse? What will out grandchildren think of us?

>>2615820
People don't actually act like retards; they acted according to the knowledge they knew at the time. It's not fair to call them retarded when we're able to know exactly what was going on in hindsight. And yes your grandchildren will think you're retarded too.

>>2615820
We already know you're retarded, we don't have to wait generations for that.

>>2615308
>unironically calling the tudors welsh
>unironically believing that even if you're born in england, speak english as your first language and are germanic, you're somehow not english because your great grandfather wasn't

>>2615445
You were literally given those occupation zones by the Americans out of sympathy and to ensure you cooperate

>>2615723
this
it is only a matter of time until the UK is entirely muslim, given how fast these creatures breed

>>2615103
me too senpai.

Whats so bad about latin influence? A lot of words we use can be traced back to Greece and I for one think thats cooler than having some grunting Germanic sounding language.

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>>2615247
no one man could fix the soviet union

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>1918

>>2615834

>unirconically being a civic(read cuck) nationalist

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>>2615441
>Britain, America and Russia won the war
>Britain

>>2616214
kk

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>1397

>>2615441
>Britain
Daily rerminder that you fled a Dunkirk

As usual the only thing who saved was that you Britishly(cowardly) hided on your island

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>>2615044
>Dieu et mon droit

What did the Queen mean by this?

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>1917

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>711

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>1920

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2616423
I know this feel, tovarisch

>>2616261
That they secretly are giant ouiaboos.

>>2615226

what? French language and culture was present at court and amongst the nobility, but the regular folk were never influenced that, kept speaking English, and soon enough their monarchs were too

>>2616436
i was talking mainly about treaty of trianon

>>2616445
I wasn't

>>2616439
>secretly

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>>2616442
The Norman conquest forever ruined English language though
Old English was so aesthetic...

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>1932 September 23

>>2615497
Oh my shitstick, i hate that longhaired psycopath, whatever his name is.

>>2615044

Best year of my life

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>May 6, 1937

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>>2615085
>tfw you'd still be speaking a nordic language if it wasnt for the harrowing of the north

>>2615444
and yet so rare

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>1936

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>1956

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>1945

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>1571

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>>2615044
>1871
There is no god

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>>2615044

>1918

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>>2615103
DELET THIS

>>2615834
>are germanic

ooh, you were so close

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>1945

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>1991

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>1488

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>2017

>>2617392
more like 1985

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>323 BC

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>1000 A.D

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>79

>>2617057
>not embracing the beautifully shitty mutt language which has become world standard and isn't pronounced correctly by literally anyone

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>500 years since 1517
In Norway we are celebrating this as a good thing.
And a good thing it is.

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>>2615103

>>2615123
>modern
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS
NIGGER

>>2616266
>being a tsarcuck

>>2615052
>Normans
>French
pick one

>>2615658
>Normans
>North-Men
really makes you think

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>52 BC

>>2618381
>>2618399
samefag

>>2615670
Rome had it coming

>>2615044
"1066 and All That: A Memorable History of England, comprising all the parts you can remember, including 103 Good Things, 5 Bad Kings and 2 Genuine Dates" is the funniest book on a historical theme I have ever read.

>>2618581
Memorable among the Saxon warriors were Hengist and his wife (? or horse), Horsa. Hengist made himself King in the South. Thus Hengist was the first English King and his wife (or horse), Horsa, the first English Queen (or horse).”

>>2618593
Noticing some fair-haired children in the slave market one morning, Pope Gregory, the memorable pope, said (in Latin), 'What are those?' and on being told that they were Angels, made the memorable joke – ' Non Angli, sed Angeli ' (' not Angels, but Anglicans ')

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>>2615670
>410

>>2616261

"God and my right" I believe

>>2618593

Horsa was his brother

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>1918

>>2618381
I pick both actually.

>>2618381
>French
>French
>Pick one
I pick French I guess.

>>2615044
>brits mad about this
why tho
william introduced a well functioning tax system, and england become one of the most stable and high functioning parts of europe due to reigning in regional barons from corruption, looting their subordinates and rebelling against the king
he did a favour to the brits 2bh

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>1914

>>2618729

He killed or drove off most of the local barons and replaced them with people from the continent

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>1889

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>>2618750
>1918

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>>2615435
FEELS GOOD

>>2618742
and most of the previous barons took no interest for preserving anything outside of their own land, and would often lead to infighting, corruption, ignorance of the law of the kingdom etc.
it took the complete upheaval of the english administration to fix the lack of cohesion and instability, and left it in a rather decent state for other royals to build on

>>2618750
He deserved it for plotting against his own people desu

>>2618770
I'm retarded, he resigned in 1890 not 1889

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>9

>>2618808
>you will never be as ripped as that baby

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>1807

>>2615438
This

>>2615103
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>932

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>888

>>2615172
How?

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>>2618381


Northmen weren't numerous enough to replace the French there, and intermaried with them instead, and by the time of the conquest i doubt there was any drop of Scandi blood left in them.

And you aren't Anglos but Britons stop LARPing as Germanic

>>2615326
>French revolution
>1066
>the 30 year war
>WWII
How do we stop the eternal frog?

>>2617163
This desu

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>1677

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>1929

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>>2615439
dallas cowboy fan tears

>>2618992
>The thirty years war
Pretty sure that was a bunch of germans and swedes.

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>1848

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>2017

>>2615052
>Edward the confessor was Danish
>Harold Godwinson was Danish
>the Normands were French not Norman

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1646
>>2618969
Centralisation
>>2619373
>French didn't fund the swedes and somehow not get excommunicated

>>2618740
Should have been killed by Rosa Luxembourg instead of Nicky
>>2618763
>Germany shouldn't have been reformed for being a warmonger having promised it would be a force for good in order to be allowed to unify

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>1889

>>2619513
>unironically being a monarchist

>>2620924
>he fell for the republican meme

>>2620932
Sorry what's the greatest nation on Earth?

>>2621005
Bhutan

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>1980-1988