*blocks your path*

>>2614216
*Bribes gatekeeper*

JUST FUCKING GO AROUND

It didn't keep barbarians out, it kept China in

>>2614235
No, John. You are the Mongols.

>>2614216
*Infiltrates your media and academia so that brain dead students protest your wall*
*Proceeds to invade to rape and plunder*
Nothing personnel

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>>2614233

this to be honest family

>>2614233
that's pretty much what the Manchu did

>>2614251
But the Mongols conquered China?

>>2614260
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Great""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Wall

Mulan is the most historically accurate movie I have ever seen.

>>2614216
>the mexicans will come in as horse archers

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>>2614280
>that's pretty much what the Manchu did
Nope. Manchus allied with the Gatekeeper.

>1640s.
>Li Zicheng's Shun dynasty topples the Ming Dynasty. Last Ming Emperor hangs himself on a hill overlooking a burning Beijing.
>China has no government save for Shun dynasty rebels running around putting every Ming general and official to death.
>Be Wu Sangui.
>Hear your dynasty gone and a bunch of rebel cunts descending on your garrison.
>Oh shit.
>Other side of the wall: Manchus want in.
>Manchus: bro we'll make save your ass and make you one of our generals if we manage to be an Imperial Dynasty.
>Wu Sangui: ok.
>Manchus go through and BTFO rebels.

>>2614286
The Mongols made China.