*Offers you free salvation*

>>2604312
>Implying that the necessity for salvation wasn't something Paul made up to sell the religion in the first place.

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>>2604312
>free
>have to grovel at the feet of the demiurge

>>2604312
Fucking communist

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>>2604312

No he doesn't.

What happens if I accept Jesus just following my death?

>>2604312
*(((salvation)))*
You gotta trick me into into the "hell" meme first.

>>2604312
>free
nigga wont even let me fap

>>2604355

This.

>God, the literal creator of the Universe, literally dies in order to save us
>"B-but it doesn't count unless you pay your tithes and obey your priests like good goy- erm, sheep!"

When are you libs going to understand there's no such thing as a free lunch? These fucking fags born in the "oughts" can fuck off

>>2604457
*believes fake Good News*

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>>2604355
>>2604364
>>2604375
>>2604401
>>2604417
>>2604427
>>2604429
>>2604448
>>2604457
>>2604463
Stop sinning

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>>2604471
Well Congratulations! You got yourself caught.
Now what's the next step in your "Master Plan"?

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>>2604477
Absolving your sins.....

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>>2604312

>>2604312
*Rejects anthropocentric hogwash*

>>2604312

*Implying that we need it*

>>2604312
Hows the dental plan?
I'll believe anything that gets me some emergency dentistry, my teeth are fucked.

>>2604517
Hey quick question

What does Islam say about the Demiurge?
I know that they consider Allah to be The Unique but do they have other divine beings?

>>2604312

>Take 10, scalp them outside the church for $100 a pop.

>Martin Luther pops outta nowhere and beats the fucking shit outta me.

>>2604312
Offers you "free" salvation
>FTFY

>>2604886
Mainstream Islam doesn't believe in the demiurge. Some Sufis somewhat accept it though, and their beliefs are incredibly similar to Christian Gnostics regarding it.

>>2604517
Gnosticism is really cool. It feels kind of like spiritual rebellion. It could serve as influence for some really kickass literature.